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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ruski on Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:55 pm

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:31 pm

then the ansaphone kept screaming, " WHY DID YOU EAT HER TITS!? "

ROFL

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:14 pm

tiny tim wrote:
Vigil wrote:Can't remember where this is from but

'As I walk in the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley.'


That would be General George S. Patton.


Actually, Jarhead.
Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom?
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?"
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: We shall fucking see.




Also from Jarhead:
Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard!
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't you ever call me squishy-face!

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Nocbl2 on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:26 pm

"Upon quitting, cake will be served immediately."-Computer from Portal

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:43 pm

Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ruski on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:54 pm

Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?

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"YOU BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER PUH-LEECE AND THE STATE PUH-LEECE!"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Vigil on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:28 pm



And this is why we don't see Denis Hopper anymore.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Death no more on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:59 pm

Ruski wrote:
Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?
Yep Razz

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Jamiesway on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:45 pm

"Kiss me whexican ass bitchesssss!!!) -Jamiesway

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:27 am

Death no more wrote:
Ruski wrote:
Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?
Yep Razz

As long as I get paid Razz

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:40 am

Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:51 am

Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"


lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Gauz on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:30 am

"Renamed my iPod "the titanic" so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing'"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:03 am

lol, what's that from?

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Gauz on Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:24 am

tfln


like, the best site ever.

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