Quote of the Day
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"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach!" - Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
"Terminate... with extreme prejudice." - Jerry (CIA)
"Being playmate of the year... is the loneliest experience I can imagine" - Lucy
^ All from the same thing
"Terminate... with extreme prejudice." - Jerry (CIA)
"Being playmate of the year... is the loneliest experience I can imagine" - Lucy
^ All from the same thing
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Unknown Marine wrote: "I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as ‘kiss your ass goodbye’."
"YOU BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER PUH-LEECE AND THE STATE PUH-LEECE!"

Ruski- Minion
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then the ansaphone kept screaming, " WHY DID YOU EAT HER TITS!? "


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5, 4, 3, 1. Off blast!

thanks Ryzza for the awesome sig!
Music is like candy
without the rappers the candy would go off

R!zZle BiZzl£- Minion
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tiny tim wrote:Vigil wrote:Can't remember where this is from but
'As I walk in the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley.'
That would be General George S. Patton.
Actually, Jarhead.
Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom?
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?"
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: We shall fucking see.
Also from Jarhead:
Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard!
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't you ever call me squishy-face!
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PiEdude- Crimson Jester
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"Upon quitting, cake will be served immediately."-Computer from Portal

Nocbl2- Lords Personal Minion
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Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.
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Offensive Bias:*Hugs Yam and strokes buttocks* I love you too

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Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.
AvP?
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Unknown Marine wrote: "I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as ‘kiss your ass goodbye’."
"YOU BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER PUH-LEECE AND THE STATE PUH-LEECE!"

Ruski- Minion
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And this is why we don't see Denis Hopper anymore.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits.
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way
Co-Creator of the Gundams Meme.

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YepRuski wrote:Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.
AvP?
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KrAzY wrote:You know you've been on TCF too long if during sex you shout "PHEONIX" instead of your girlfriends name

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"Kiss me whexican ass bitchesssss!!!) -Jamiesway
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"[20:24:52] @ XNate02 : Yup Jamie i sure am gay"
"[13:33:05] Gauz : If I capture that bug.... I will tear it's wings off and feed it to my goldfish"

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Death no more wrote:YepRuski wrote:Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.
AvP?
As long as I get paid
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Offensive Bias:*Hugs Yam and strokes buttocks* I love you too

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Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"
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"I'll put a Glock in yo mouth and make a brain slushie."

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Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"
lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person
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Alien V.S Covenant. Read it. Yes, now. Read it right now. Can you hear me? CAN YOU?!

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"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
-Gen. Nathanael Greene
"An atheist has to know a lot more than I know."
- Carl Sagan
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PiEdude- Crimson Jester
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"Renamed my iPod "the titanic" so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing'"
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"Whatever the mind can conceive... it can achieve." - W. Clemet Stone
"You create your own universe as you go along" - Winston Churchill
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lol, what's that from?
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Alien V.S Covenant. Read it. Yes, now. Read it right now. Can you hear me? CAN YOU?!

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"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
-Gen. Nathanael Greene
"An atheist has to know a lot more than I know."
- Carl Sagan
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PiEdude- Crimson Jester
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tfln
like, the best site ever.
like, the best site ever.
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"Whatever the mind can conceive... it can achieve." - W. Clemet Stone
"You create your own universe as you go along" - Winston Churchill
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