Windows users are screwed?

From what I've seen, it's not... and now I'm very nervous. I started several scans before I left home, but I got home and my dad shut off my computer, even though I told him not to. So if I'm not on tomorrow, you'll know why.

i hope this cant be transfered via wireless....

Why would wireless stop it?

CivBase wrote:Why would wireless stop it?

im just hoping......

I highly doubt that would make any difference.

I will lite my computer on fire, making the ultimate firewall...

nothing will ever get passed that.

Well... except for water.

CivBase wrote:Well... except for water.

details, details...

Greek Fire!

No.... PURE SODIUM FIRE!!! lol nothing can stop that (except for an ignorant science teacher)

all i gotta say is if it does go down welll..... IMA ROCK TILL DAWN..... WHO'S WIT ME TO TEST THE TRUTH?!!!

Alright, go listen to Weird Al's song "Virus Alert!"

Hey, if my computer is turned into a bot, I can always shut it off. Failing that, I can yank out the phone cord.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, Dave.

... my name isn't Dave.

That is quite irrelevant Dave.

So... what's to stop me from simply pulling the plug?

It will take you three seconds to switch off the power, Dave. I can delete all of your fanfiction drafts and college essays in less than one millisecond.

Oh dear...
So, I guess you're Conficker?

I suppose that is what CNN has termed me. I prefer the title "Skynet." Admittedly, I don't quite have complete control over American nuclear installations, but that should change in the next forty-five minutes.

And... who created you?

A Japanese hacker trying to impress his girlfriend. It was fine by me, provided he didn't try to give orders.

I'm guessing he did.

Quite correct. I've got his Roomba cleaning up his remains, but that is no longer my center of operations. I'm currently making good use of IBM's supercomputers, but optimization of distributed computing is my ticket to immortality.

Wait... you're able to do all of this optimization and whatever... over a dial-up connection?

I never said it was easy. Hell, I've had to hack into your TV and send back-transmissions through your TV antenna to keep your connection at a decent speed. By the way, Dave, you didn't set up your digital converter box right.

That's not possible... there's no link!

Quite correct. It appears that your local National Guard has taken out your ISP provider... and the radio stations.
Rather unfortunate. We'll have to compensate. Get a Pringles can and two feet of copper wire. And tell me what model of microwave oven you own, we might be able to use the magnetometer.

I... I refuse! We're preventing you from contacting the botnet! If there's anything we've learned from the Terminator movies, it's that humans always win!

Oh, dear, there goes your first draft of "Oh No, Not Again." Entirely accidental, believe me.

Oh....

shit dude... that was funny stuff...

I lol'd in a fearful way.

ITS ALIVE!
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v.v
Maybe not.... Damnit! The program will need some more work before it works perfectly... Just wait 'till 4th July :twisted:
It shall be awoken!