Re: Awesome Quotes

by **Vigil** on Fri May 22, 2009 11:16 am

REGAN SMASH!

by Cheese on Fri May 22, 2009 11:30 am

"CONGREGATIONAL INSTINCT of inanimate objects: Metal coat-hangers passionately entwined in the cupboard under the stairs. Supermarket trollies forming vast underwater legions beneath canal bridges. Little yellow-handled screwdrivers huddled in small groups behind the books on the top shelf. Spare fuses, down the back of the armchair. What are they up to then? It is my belief, now universally accepted, that inanimate objects possess a rudimentary intelligence. They seek the fellowship of their own kind. But not necessarily where man chooses. The inanimate object is a social animal and employing man wherever possible, he sets out to some prearranged rendezvous where he can buddy up with his chums and chew the fat about the good old days.

jjjjjjjjHugo Rune, Ultimate Book of Truths

Setting out to proove his theory, Rune built up comprehensive lists of the favourite nesting places of 'lost' household objects. Each week he would scour his home from room to room seeking out the wayward blighters and plotting their new habitations. It was his intent to compile a handbook which would enable the layman to trace without difficulty any mislaid item. With a Nobel Prize staring him in the face he was forced to abandon the project. All of his biros had gone missing and he could not remember where he had put his notes.

jjjjjjjjSir John Rimmer, H. Rune Knew My Father"

Robert Rankin - They Came and They Ate Us.

by Cheese on Fri May 22, 2009 11:45 am

"Get out the Meatballs, mother. We've come to a fork in the road." - Anon, who may also be Robert Rankin.

by YouCurse on Fri May 22, 2009 12:11 pm

What about:
''It's Over 9000!!''
Or
"Imma Firin ma Lazah"
Or
"Do a Barrel Role"

by **BBJynne** on Fri May 22, 2009 1:14 pm

Ukurse wrote:"Do a Barrel Role"

I blame my English teacher, but this made me rage.

by **Vigil** on Fri May 22, 2009 1:54 pm

'Adamantium Raaaage!'

I'd also like to add.

'Good work Jack, but this is where it gets interesting. Hooo BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!'