Your Own Quotes

Once I saw the Awesome Quotes thread I got the idea for this.

Post here your own epic quotes that you've come up with. . . just keep it reasonable. . . no racist shit.

"I'm not a pedophile... I'm not 18 yet."
"I'll make you whiter than that snow."
"That's why marshmallows are green."
"Huzzah! For the Eorl of Duke!"
"Micheal Jackson is raped by the little kids, not the other way around. That's why he's white."

Angatar wrote:"I'm not a pedophile... I'm not 18 yet."
"I'll make you whiter than that snow."
"That's why marshmallows are green."
"Huzzah! For the Eorl of Duke!"
"Micheal Jackson is raped by the little kids, not the other way around. That's why he's white."

You thought of these yourself. . . not bad at'all.

"That kid is as strong as an ox. . . too bad he can't spell it."

"Aim straight down!"
My friends and I after seeing a minute maid can.

First is good. . . .second is well. . . . .

NT is never wrong?

x Gauz x wrote:NT is never wrong?

Rasq wrote it.

and he's never wrong. and thus I am never wrong.

That was in the good days though



May have to be revised now

"No need, I can swim"
"WITH SCIENCE!!"

and that's about it >.>

While playing Halo and sniping:
"Hey, Cement!"
"Yes?"
*BAM*
"What the hell?"
"Thanks, just what I wanted."

"When you have a big hammer, why can't everything be a nail?"

"The Hammer is the ultimate tool of Humanity. It embodies both the capacity for building and progress, but also the capacity for destruction...
... But really, what is the difference?"

"The Nazi's managed to kill three out of every four Jews in Europe. That's seventy-five percent... And in modern schools, a seventy-five percent is a mere 'C'."

"You want to know the truth? The truth is, nobody wants free speech. Nobody wants political equality. Everyone wants political equality for them and their group, but it is the rare and decent man who admits that the Klu Klux Klan, Revcom, and the United Vegan Front have as much of a right to petition Congress and spread their message as the Boy Scouts do."

"Isn't it about time somebody did an investigational documentary on Micheal Moore? What's he got to hide?"

KristallNacht wrote:

x Gauz x wrote:NT is never wrong?

Rasq wrote it.

and he's never wrong. and thus I am never wrong.

Quite incorrect. I merely maintain the appearance of never being wrong.

Lord Pheonix wrote:That was in the good days though

May have to be revised now

Actually, I thought that was one of my best moments. Coming across that thread in a Red Bull induced haze, assembling the proper sources...

I've been thinking about revising it and writing what I remember...