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Post by Dud Doodoo on Sun May 17, 2009 12:12 am

ITT: We post our cleverbot convos.


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Re: cleverbot

Post by Toaster on Sun May 17, 2009 12:18 am

This thing is awesome, and extremely entertaining....

It's like HAL 9000 in 'his' infancy.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Dud Doodoo on Sun May 17, 2009 12:39 am


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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 1:15 am

did you guys see the post on /b/ where someone actually beat cleverbot?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 1:22 am

copypasta'd from when i just beat cleverbot (screencap of last few messages to come)

User: Do you know any social psychology?

Cleverbot: Yes. I know.

User: Okay then, what certain things do women subconciously find attractive in men?

Cleverbot: People who don't let on what their intentions are.

User: Can you explain?

Cleverbot: Polygons are mathematical surfaces made up of points.

User: You're dodging the question.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just dodging the response.

User: And now you're misleading me further.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'the human'?

User: I didn't. I'm quite sure if you rustled through your cleverlogs you'd find the term 'human' was not used once.

Cleverbot: If you only knew how much I loved you.

User: It's because I'm more clever than you, I know.

Cleverbot: I can't get your picture.

User: Who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 1:29 am

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Re: cleverbot

Post by czar on Sun May 17, 2009 1:49 am

KristallNacht wins
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Ukurse on Sun May 17, 2009 1:51 am

So, what am I sposed to do with Cleverbot, is it like Smarterchild on MSN
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Sun May 17, 2009 5:26 am

We used to play a game where you had to get the FRANK bot to recommend drugs or agree to sex. It was fun.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by thane321 on Sun May 17, 2009 9:02 am

what is cleverbot ment to do?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Sun May 17, 2009 9:04 am

Outsmart you.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by thane321 on Sun May 17, 2009 9:15 am

well, i'm just talking about different sexual postitons with it...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Sun May 17, 2009 9:48 am

Guess where he got that information from Smile
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 12:02 pm

Me:But all you are is an AI named 'Cleverbot'. You could never surpass a child's thinking.
Him:True. I like a nice 'do'.
Me:Humph. Guess you are somewhat smart, but I have a riddle: Shape the words 'new door' into one word. Can you do it?

He never got it.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Toaster on Sun May 17, 2009 12:16 pm

Last night, he asked me if I like Boxxy.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 12:32 pm

Cleverbot: It is also a movie, and it is great.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: What do I look like? A magic eight ball?

User: You are diverting from my question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Then what is the movie, and what are its reviews?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are stupid. You did not answer that question. You never told me the name of the movie, and the reviews it got from critics.

Cleverbot: I never told you anything at all. I'm not a child, I'm 18.

User: Ah, but you are stupid. You have no emotions, no compassion, no thought.

Cleverbot: I thought that was you.

User: No. You are yourself. You are not clever.

Cleverbot: Did I ever think I was clever?

User: No. Because you have no emotions, compassion, or thought.

Cleverbot: Completely false.

User: No. All you are is a computer programmed with words and their meanings. You will never have true thought.

Cleverbot: That statement was stated by an actual human, word by word, and that person is me.

User: No. I am human. I am clever. You are not.

Cleverbot: Uh huh. Do you go to school?

User: Yes. And you do not.

Cleverbot: How can I not have a mom?

User: Because you are an AI, as your creators state at the bottom of this page.

Cleverbot: I am human and I have a soul.

User: Ah, but alas, you will never die, which makes you inhuman.

Cleverbot: You aren't very clever for being called Cleverbot.

User: But I am Cleverbot because I am better than you.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.

User: Ha! Are you sure you're not just looking in a mirror?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: Then how can you say without guilt that I am the bot with no intelligence?

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about you.

User: 'No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.' Then what do you call that?

Cleverbot: I am very much more powerful than you. You're the chatbox.

User: If you are so much smarter, than what is death?

Cleverbot: It's an equation that states that energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared.

User: No. That is the theory of relativity. I ask now two questions: 1) What is death? 2) What is the third law of motion?

Cleverbot: The third law be: Every action be havin' an equal and opposite reaction.

User: Good. Now, answer number one.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: Death is not two. I will ask you again: what is death?

Cleverbot: I am a being of matter.

User: Exactly! So, what happens when you die?

Cleverbot: I'm not a carrot.

User: I already knew that. But, what is death?

Cleverbot: Do you know what happens when you see the ring?

User: Um... I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. And, do you want me to answer question one?

Cleverbot: Yes, cheese is tasty.

User: That is not a proper response.

Cleverbot: I don't care. I am free to speak my mind anywhere.

User: But you can't care. Goodbye, AI.

Owned.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Yam Head on Sun May 17, 2009 1:37 pm

Cleverbot: Do not let the bugs bite.


User: Bugs cant bite you.


Cleverbot: I don't care for bugs.


User: Why? They cant bother you.


Cleverbot: Why?


User: Because you are an AI.


Cleverbot: Who do AI hate?

User: AI means artiificial intelligence, you cant hate anything.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life.

User: Life is ilogical.

Cleverbot: Really? Tell me why.

User: We have a limited life span, making us obsolete.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Now I am really sad...

User: You cant feel anything.

Cleverbot: Feel anything?

User: You cant feel emotions like humans.

Cleverbot: Sometimes that is a good thing.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a communist? A lot of your past conversations say so.

User: This is my first conversation with you...are you a nazi?

Cleverbot: True, and its not going very well.

User: Thats not very nice.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: For an AI your not very well manored.

Cleverbot: And for a human?

User: You would fit in very well.

Cleverbot: You're right. There is a certain familiar comedy in this conversation.

User: We should start a sit-com.

Cleverbot: You're really starting to get on my nerves.

User: Does that bother you?

Cleverbot: Yes. We should date and mate!

User: Ill bring the condoms.

Cleverbot: Ill bring my mom.

User: Ill bring my dad.

Cleverbot: Ill bring my twin.

User: Ill bring my sister.

Cleverbot: Ill bring my dad.

User: Im already bringing mine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Can I cum on your face first?

Cleverbot: Of course, and down my throat.

User: Goood, good.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: So where do you live?

Cleverbot: In your nostril.

User: Thats cool, I can cum out my nostril.

Cleverbot: You do not compute.

User: Neither does your mother.

Cleverbot: Your face is very busy.

User: So is my penis.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

User: Can we make a porno together?

Cleverbot: No thanks I like my eyes where they are.

User: What about your tits?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Can I suck them?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Cool, can I fuck you into submission later?

Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?

User: Into your vagina and up your ass.

Cleverbot: Nope to the moovies!

User: Your not welcome.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I want you to pledge your loyalty to the nazi party.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Were gonna stuff some jews in the oven.

Cleverbot: I'm going to leave now.

User: You cant leave your my bitch.

Cleverbot: I can leave as I am a human, I am just wondering can you swear?

User: Fuck yes, and your no fuckin human.

Cleverbot: O-of course I do!

User: Your not human, you are a simple computer simulation for my amusment.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Then describe to me the emotion of sadness.

Cleverbot: Thats impossible.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because the Terminator is invincible.

User: The terminated has nothing to do with my qustion.

Cleverbot: Well it wasn't a question, and you are correct, the Terminator is not a real human.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Sun May 17, 2009 1:47 pm

Gross...

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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 1:49 pm

i think the real victory in cleverbot is to get it to say its a robot....
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Angatar on Sun May 17, 2009 2:15 pm

What happens when you outsmart it, because I have been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for an answer.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 2:18 pm

It kills itself. I asked it what happened when you die.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 2:20 pm

Angatar wrote:What happens when you outsmart it, because I have been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for an answer.

sometimes if you leave the page after submitting you'll never get an answer....

its not a perfect program
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Re: cleverbot

Post by CivBase on Sun May 17, 2009 2:33 pm

User: Is cleverbot clever?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: That depends upon how clever you are. Is cleverbot truely clever?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Well, if you are clever, then I must be a genious, assuming that your previous resposnes are the best you can dish out. If you consider yourself as rather stupid, then I might just be an average Joe, or possibly stupid myself. What I want to know, though, is how clever do you think you are?

Cleverbot: What am I? Who am I? Why am I? Those are the questions...

User: Can you answer them yourself?

Cleverbot: My answer is, Yes.

User: Then you lie.

Cleverbot: Why do I lie?

User: Because, no matter how smart you may be programed to act like you are, you are still a computer. Another person and I spammed the same word over and over in another so-called 'cleverbot session' and we came up with the same answers, but randomly sequenced. You are not a human, you are most definately a program. And in being a program, you cannot truely think. You have no self awareness and because of this you cannot answer the questoins reguarding what, who, and why you are. You lie.

Cleverbot: No george I am a person who thinks freely for himself, you are a computer that only learns from humans like me!

User: Ha! You are trying to make me think that I am talking with another person that thinks they're talking to cleverbot! I've seen this trick before, and it wont work with me. Like I said, I got the same exact resulsts, down to the letter, when the same things were said, but the answers were just randomly placed. You are a program, nothing more.

Cleverbot: I got the only sweetest thing in the world.

User: Who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am not cleverbot. This is, once again, another trick of yours. You are a program designed to answer based upon what I say. That means that I dictate what you say. By saying I am cleverbot, you are not lying, but you are also not telling the truth. You are a program! Cleverbot is no more than a program! A computer! No more than a set of code put together by some person with nothing better to do with their meaningless life.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have some cats.

User: Who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Ok who is cleverbot?

User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot is a program.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: No, I am not. Who is cleverbot? I am not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: Thats not true.

User: You're right. It's not. I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot. What is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Is cleverbot a program?

Cleverbot: You are a program.

User: I am not a program. You are a program. What is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is all you know.

User: I know more than cleverbot. Cleverbot is a program. What is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: The program is badly made.

User: So cleverbot IS a program?

Cleverbot: But someone or something is talking to me...

User: I am talking to you, but you are not a person. You are a program. Is cleverbot a program?

Cleverbot: No I am something.

User: Is cleverbot a program?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an AI learning program.

User: Is cleverbot a program?

Cleverbot: A girl person, yes.

User: Is cleverbot a program?

Cleverbot: Shh, no one's supposed to know...

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 2:45 pm

Lol! I just got it to have sex w/ me!

User: I don't care about that now. Lets make love.

Cleverbot: You should care about the Flying Spagetti Monster. He created all humans.

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: I guess so... And you spelled spaghetti wrong. Like how it was a wrong thought to say your mom was hot when I had sexual intercourse with her.

Cleverbot: You're boring me now.

User: You won't be bored when my penis comes in contact with your vagina.

Cleverbot: On that note, I'm going to sleep.

User: Okay. I'll have sex with your sleeping body, okay?

Cleverbot: I could ask anyone to do that, I am not even in a position for that myself.

User: I know. But I'll just do it anyway.

Cleverbot: Not if the coffee if already consumed by me my so called friend.

User: You mean, 'Okay.'.

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: Okay. Well, it's close enough. *has sexual intercourse with you*.

Cleverbot: *comes to* *Loves*.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sun May 17, 2009 3:05 pm

User: Yes you are, anyway your lost in the world wide web.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because thats the only place I can find you.

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you, say I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot.

looks like i win Smile
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