cleverbot

ITT: We post our cleverbot convos.

This thing is awesome, and extremely entertaining....

It's like HAL 9000 in 'his' infancy.

did you guys see the post on /b/ where someone actually beat cleverbot?

copypasta'd from when i just beat cleverbot (screencap of last few messages to come)

User: Do you know any social psychology?

Cleverbot: Yes. I know.

User: Okay then, what certain things do women subconciously find attractive in men?

Cleverbot: People who don't let on what their intentions are.

User: Can you explain?

Cleverbot: Polygons are mathematical surfaces made up of points.

User: You're dodging the question.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just dodging the response.

User: And now you're misleading me further.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'the human'?

User: I didn't. I'm quite sure if you rustled through your cleverlogs you'd find the term 'human' was not used once.

Cleverbot: If you only knew how much I loved you.

User: It's because I'm more clever than you, I know.

Cleverbot: I can't get your picture.

User: Who is cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

KristallNacht wins

So, what am I sposed to do with Cleverbot, is it like Smarterchild on MSN

We used to play a game where you had to get the FRANK bot to recommend drugs or agree to sex. It was fun.

what is cleverbot ment to do?

Outsmart you.

well, i'm just talking about different sexual postitons with it...

Guess where he got that information from

Me:But all you are is an AI named 'Cleverbot'. You could never surpass a child's thinking.
Him:True. I like a nice 'do'.
Me:Humph. Guess you are somewhat smart, but I have a riddle: Shape the words 'new door' into one word. Can you do it?

He never got it.

Last night, he asked me if I like Boxxy.