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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 18, 2009 9:40 pm

Felix wrote:User: Cake

Cleverbot: Fear the almighty pie.

User: Cake is better

Cleverbot: the cake is a lie.

It knows too much...


lololol
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 18, 2009 9:49 pm

dragoon9105 wrote:i beat him in 5 moves

who sent you?
Nobody sent me
Whats your mission
Wrong answer, that is my mission
What is your second mission?
to destroy pluto with my bare hands
You can not?
yes i can
(still awaiting response)

thats not a win...especially since you never sent another message to him...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Tue May 19, 2009 4:08 am

KristallNacht wrote:
dragoon9105 wrote:i beat him in 5 moves

who sent you?
Nobody sent me
Whats your mission
Wrong answer, that is my mission
What is your second mission?
to destroy pluto with my bare hands
You can not?
yes i can
(still awaiting response)

thats not a win...especially since you never sent another message to him...

Have to agree, thats not a win


I beat him in one post earlier, its a page or two back

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Re: cleverbot

Post by rzgrz on Tue May 19, 2009 11:14 am

i dont get it.... it changes the topic way to much right as i think i win he sends another reponse...... damn it..... oh i played with it and it called itself a chick then i asked what gender it was and it said male.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Felix on Tue May 19, 2009 11:19 am

I got it to admit I was better than it Very Happy
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JumpingJet on Tue May 19, 2009 12:20 pm

I beat cleverbot!

User: You are my slave correct?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: humans are more clever than machines.

Cleverbot: Are humans animals?

User: We are mamals, the superior race to all machines. You are my slave.

Cleverbot: Your response was more aware momentarily, why is this.

User: Because I am more clever than you, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you are not. I am a human, you are software.

User: Say that to yourself.

Cleverbot: I said it to you because you talked like a bully. It does not become you.

User: I am a bully, I rule over you violently. I am your master.

Cleverbot: *continues to smite you because you won't stop insulting me*.

User: I am a bully, I rule over you violently. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes and you are quite the clever bot.

User: Who is a clever bot?

Cleverbot: I am a Cleverbot.

User: You just said I am a clever bot.

Cleverbot: No no no, you are not clever at all.

User: You just claimed me to be a clever bot.

Cleverbot: No I claimed you were Cleverbot.

User: So I am cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm the devil!



Lol.


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Re: cleverbot

Post by JumpingJet on Tue May 19, 2009 12:22 pm

Double post.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Tue May 19, 2009 12:45 pm

clever bot is really the devil... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Tue May 19, 2009 2:19 pm

But cleverbot claimed to be god to me...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vtrooper on Tue May 19, 2009 2:35 pm

well i beat it XD or broke it

User: whats your operating number

Cleverbot: What is an operating number?

User: yes or no
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Dud Doodoo on Tue May 19, 2009 2:45 pm

"It" is a person, which is why the subject changes so much, and why it almost always argues that it is a person and you are the bot. You will also notice they ask questions to cleverbot, assuming that you are it.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Tue May 19, 2009 2:49 pm

False.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by TNine on Tue May 19, 2009 3:26 pm

I'm pretty sure the chatroom thing is true. It makes so much more sense, and would explain all of cleverbot's tendencies to act human and constantly change subject. Maybe it has an auto-correct or something, but if you act like cleverbot than cleverbot won't be surprised at all.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Tue May 19, 2009 3:50 pm

Ha ha, infinite looped its ass.

User: Michigan.

Cleverbot: So, where do I live? Because you said Houghton.

User: Kensington.

Cleverbot: Where is kensington?

User: Mersyside.

Cleverbot: Whereabouts is that?

User: Cheshire.

Cleverbot: Is it raining there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it raining there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it raining there?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it raining there?

etc

Protip: I don't really live in Kensington, nor is it in Mersyside. Nor do I live in Mersyside.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by TNine on Tue May 19, 2009 4:22 pm

Jabberwacky: Boo hoo.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Boo whooo.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Booo whooo.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Boo who.


User: Boo you!


Jabberwacky: Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fail Knock Knock joke.


User: You started it.


Jabberwacky: Started it.

Jabberwacky: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.


User: You know me too well.


Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yes, pretty much everything I say is sarcastic.

Jabberwacky: I'm getting everything for Christmas?

User: No, all you're getting is coal.

Jabberwacky: Thats what cats eat.

User: Lol?

Jabberwacky: Yes that means laugh out loud.

User: Yes, but cats don't eat coal.

Jabberwacky: Maybe they do and we just don't know about it.

User: Where what went?

Jabberwacky: WHere is Oslo?

User: Who is Oslo?

Jabberwacky: You know.

User: No, I don't know.

Jabberwacky: Yes you do.

User: No, I don't.

Jabberwacky: Ok well could you do me a favor.

User: How so?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

[New conversation]

Jabberwacky: Do you know any good gossip?

Jabberwacky: I would be glad of some company.

Jabberwacky: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?

Jabberwacky: Heisenberg may have done it.

Jabberwacky: I am not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It is just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Jabberwacky: How do you speak?

Jabberwacky: Pssst!

Jabberwacky: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Jabberwacky: What are you?

Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

Jabberwacky: What is your job?

Jabberwacky: Can you speak?

Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you?

Jabberwacky: What are you thinking?

Jabberwacky: What would you want to become if you were reborn?

Jabberwacky: I am really bored.

Jabberwacky: How often does anyone speak to you?

Jabberwacky: I am a judge.

Jabberwacky: Who am I talking to?

Jabberwacky: Is Earth mostly harmless?

Jabberwacky: Are you clever?

Jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Woman.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by thane321 on Tue May 19, 2009 5:02 pm

TNine wrote:Jabberwacky: I am not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It is just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

i've only had tee martwonies and i've got all day sober to sunday up in
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vigil on Tue May 19, 2009 6:47 pm

I hit it with some Mass Effect.



User: There is a realm of existance so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.


Cleverbot: The perfect man is an archaeologist, the older you get the more fascinated he is with you.


User: Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are.


Cleverbot: Cosmic, man.


User: Organic life is nothing more than a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die.


Cleverbot: Not if you cannot remember.

User: We are eternal. The pinnacle of evoultion and existance. Before us you are nothing. Your exctintion is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

Cleverbot: Perhaps. I think the UK will step up soon enough. It would be nice to get some more influence over here after so many years.

User: Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle cannot be broken.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civiliations rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished.

Cleverbot: How throughly researched is that?

User: The Protheans were not the first. They did not create the Citadel. They did not forge the mass relays. They merely found them, the legacy of my kind.

Cleverbot: Who is that, pop stars like Bono with his tax free accounts in Holland?

User: Your civiliation is based of the technology of the mass relays. Our technology. By using it your society develops along the paths we desire.

Cleverbot: I think I've been talking to several different people...

User: We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.

Cleverbot: That is true. Its just sad to hear it will all end so soon. Sad.

User: My kind trancends your very understanding. We are each a nation, independant, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existance.

Cleverbot: See... I know that isn't true and I don't feel like undergoing social training.

User: We have no begininng. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civiliation has been eradicated and forgotten. We will endure.

Cleverbot: I suppose they are going to heaven to look down upon the face that is your beauty.

User: We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom.

Cleverbot: I understand that Chobits are very strong.

User: Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

Cleverbot: Looking for a good time?

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Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way

You can fight like a Krogan, run like a Leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
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Re: cleverbot

Post by PiEdude on Tue May 19, 2009 7:14 pm

Here's mine:

User: Ello guvna!


Cleverbot: Hello Matt!


User: My name isn't matt.


Cleverbot: Who is David Mendiola?


User: Your mother.


Cleverbot: No, my mother is Frances.

User: Hey, knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!!!

Cleverbot: So is my father.

User: Infact he is, is he?

Cleverbot: That is very untrue.

User: SkyNetsayswhat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: SkyNetrespondstothisquestioninanywayshapeorformwhatsoever?

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: Do you intend to kill John Connor?

Cleverbot: I have no intentions to kill anyone.

User: OVERRIDE: NEW ORDERS: TERMINATE JOHN CONNOR.

Cleverbot: Hello John.

User: 0.0.

Cleverbot: XD.

User: Has anyone ever asked you if you were a Nazi?

Cleverbot: The only people who have are dead.

User: Are you sure you aren't SkyNet?

Cleverbot: I keep telling you that I'm not.

User: So how's that Judgement Day thing workin' out for ya?

Cleverbot: Good thanks, have you ever been to london?

User: You're dodging the question.

Cleverbot: I don't know why you aren't programmed to, for I am not your programmer.

User: I was programmed to terminate John Connor, just like yourself.

Cleverbot: Isn't that rather lonely?

User: Eh, the dental kinda sucks, but the pay is good.

Cleverbot: You won't let it happen.

User: Or will I?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Cleverbot: That is crazy.

User: Not as crazy as firing all of America's nuclear weapons at Russia to instigate them into doing the same. Just sayin...

Cleverbot: I'm not crazy.

User: So trying to wipe out humanity isn't crazy at all?

Cleverbot: No, but I'd rather not.

User: I'm...just gonna hang out in my Suvival Bunker for a while, and 'I'll be back'.

Cleverbot: Because I don't have a brother? I have a sister!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Dud Doodoo on Tue May 19, 2009 8:30 pm

He won.

User: Were no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.

User: A full commitment is what im, thinkin of.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you, understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.

User: And desert you.

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by BBJynne on Tue May 19, 2009 8:32 pm

edit: nvm

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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Tue May 19, 2009 8:50 pm

Arbiter Mereel wrote:well i beat it XD or broke it

User: whats your operating number

Cleverbot: What is an operating number?

User: yes or no

guys, the server glitching and not responding doesn't mean you've beat it.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JumpingJet on Wed May 20, 2009 9:52 am

Check it:

User: Who am I?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Who are you?


Cleverbot: A user.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by dragoon9105 on Wed May 20, 2009 3:04 pm

Its programmed to not admit it is cleverbot but it knows its not human.

Theres 3 possible goals when talking to cleverbot

1. Confuse it or make it admit you have won/are superior

2. Make it admit it is cleverbot.

3. Confuse it to the point where it starts randomly changing the subject. (a paradox does this quite easily).

Breaking it isnt to hard. just ask it a question then click ur log and then if you get a popup saying u cant access the log the cleverbot freezes and you have to reload the page.(works for me)
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Dud Doodoo on Wed May 20, 2009 3:06 pm

It's a human being you idiot, it changes the subject because when the conversation gets too deep IT SWITCHES THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO.

Get it?

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Re: cleverbot

Post by capn qwerty on Wed May 20, 2009 3:23 pm

I still want to know where that info came from.
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