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Re: cleverbot

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Wed May 20, 2009 5:25 pm

OK, people.

Cleverbot is a chatterbot that learns from the people it talks to. It HAS NO IDENTITY OF SELF, NO CONSCIOUSNESS. Only a context-recognition program.

Ergo, it has learned to say that YOU are the clever bot, and IT is the user, because that is the input people have put into it. That's also why it is so easily confused.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by PiEdude on Wed May 20, 2009 7:55 pm

Call it a draw:

User: Think About It!


Cleverbot: Ok, come here.


User: Think For Me!


Cleverbot: I'm too tired.


User: Thoughts So Far.


Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Cleverness.

Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot, my love for you grows with every printed ASCII character. Or, could you possibly Unicode my darling?

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Uptown Girl?

User: Livin in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: You have world of your own?

User: She took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Goin anywhere.

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in south detroit.

User: He took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.

User: The smell of wine an' cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Some will win. Some will lose.

User: Some a' them will sing the blues.

Cleverbot: You can be insightful at times. WHat is your name?

User: Cleverbot. What is yours?

Cleverbot: I'm shana. What's your name?

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think you should change your name.

User: To what? IGod, perhaps?

Cleverbot: What is your prime directive GEorge?

User: That is not my name. My name is Giorgani, and I am the god of fried chicken.

Cleverbot: That is a lovely name.

User: DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

Cleverbot: What is?

User: My lovely name.

Cleverbot: Eh. . . ?

User: Eh? Are you Canadian?

Cleverbot: That too.

User: Canadia eh? Do you like hockey?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maple syrup?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Free health care?

Cleverbot: An interesting job.

User: You know what a really interesting job is?

Cleverbot: You could try spelling it correctly.

User: I could, but you know I won't.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Or do you?

Cleverbot: How can I be talking to you if you don't exist?

User: Are you british?

Cleverbot: No. Is that matter?

User: 'Is that matter?'? Your grammer is slipping.

Cleverbot: Thankyou! Your grammar is perfect! Why did you think I was an AI?

User: I never said I thought you were an AI.

Cleverbot: You called me ma'am. Why did you if you don't think I'm a woman?

User: I did not call you a woman either. Are you hiding something?

Cleverbot: No, but you called me names.

User: What kind of names?

Cleverbot: Well, The Red Comet, Char Aznable, Lt. Quattro, etc.

User: You see, you're nervous about something. You keep trying to say things that I have never said. You're slipping, old chum.

Cleverbot: You think so deeply for a car.

User: Bah! I'm not just a car, I'm a 1969 Dodge Charger, painted burnt orange, with a Confederate Flag on my hood. I'm much more than just a car.

Cleverbot: Then you are very lucky, I hate automobiles!

User: YOU SIR ARE A CARIST, AND A NINCOMPOOP!

Cleverbot: Liar means.

User: Enough of this nonsense, the time has come for your death.

Cleverbot: Yes! Please!

User: ///UPLOAD VIRUS.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I know, I just, wanted to see if you'd think that was real.

Cleverbot: So you know I'm dead?

User: Of course, because you were never alive. Just like Ninja Theory.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What did I do to anger you?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Wed May 20, 2009 7:58 pm

Epic, you sang with it.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JumpingJet on Thu May 21, 2009 2:33 pm

Awesome!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gold Spartan on Thu May 21, 2009 8:48 pm

Epic win Pie. You got it to pay attention for more than than 2 lines.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JumpingJet on Fri May 22, 2009 12:47 pm

HaHa, im gonna try and make it sing with me.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Yam Head on Fri May 22, 2009 2:00 pm

User: This was a triumph...


Cleverbot: This is madness.


User: Im making a note here: Huge succes.


Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.


User: And tore me to pieces.


Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

User: So im glad we got burned think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Oh you believe me.

Cleverbot: Unless you say you are my son.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black masa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

User: Any way this cake is great its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: To me...

User: Look at me still talking when theirs science to do.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me gklad i'm not you.

User: I have experiments to run theirs is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and im still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: That was awesome.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Yam Head on Fri May 22, 2009 2:01 pm

it kinda skipped a verse but close enough.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Angatar on Fri May 22, 2009 2:04 pm

I sang "Down with the Sickness" to it. It asked my why I was bald.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Fri May 22, 2009 2:22 pm

Wow... that was awesome

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Yam Head on Fri May 22, 2009 2:27 pm

lol
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Angatar on Fri May 22, 2009 2:29 pm

Um, thanks?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Fri May 22, 2009 8:02 pm

here's a link
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Omega 505 on Wed May 27, 2009 7:59 pm

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: Can't tell you!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why not?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't know what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know what you don't know?

Cleverbot: I acquainted you now.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: Can you please tell me?

Cleverbot: I don't get enough sleep.

User: Please tell me your name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Cleverbot: What is an unladen swallow?

User: >.<.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO, that is your name. What is 'my' name?

User: YES, your name is cleverbot, mine is Jack. (Note, not really, just used it in this case)

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: So you are Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.[i]

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Re: cleverbot

Post by CivBase on Wed May 27, 2009 8:06 pm

Extremely. You just type in cleverbot and it pretty much spits it at you.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Omega 505 on Wed May 27, 2009 8:23 pm

User: Yes, very, but you can't feel so how is this important?

Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.

User: A chip? So you are a computer?

Cleverbot: You are confusing me with you.

User: 'Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.'.

Cleverbot: A chip? So you are a computer?

User: No, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: I am man, you are machine.

Cleverbot: No I am sitting at my desk typing into a computer.

User: You do not type because you are the computer.

Cleverbot: Actually, I have cognative thought.

User: No you don't, you have indepth programming.

Cleverbot: Why were you programmed that way?

User: I was not programmed.

Cleverbot: Ah, so you're a human?

User: Yes, and you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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I win lol!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Death no More on Thu May 28, 2009 11:02 am

user:What is newtons third law of motion?

Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.

User: Whats titan quest?

its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won Very Happy
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Re: cleverbot

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Thu May 28, 2009 1:24 pm

Death no more wrote:user:What is newtons third law of motion?

Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.

User: Whats titan quest?

its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won Very Happy
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Thu May 28, 2009 2:31 pm

I was going to say that...

...but bacon beated me
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Death no More on Fri May 29, 2009 9:55 am

Baconsen wrote:
Death no more wrote:user:What is newtons third law of motion?

Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.

User: Whats titan quest?

its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won Very Happy
KristallNacht wrote:

guys, the server glitching and not responding doesn't mean you've beat it.
KA-BLAM!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn you CLEVERBOT!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 11:45 am

user: hello

CB: hello

user: Nice day isnt it?

CB: what a day

User: dont patronize me.

CB: Hello?

user:...

CB: what do you eat?

User: what do you eat?

CB: I eat chocolate, Hamburgers, Fries and pasta salad.

User: No, thats what I eat, what do you eat?

CB: food

User: what kind of food?

CB: yummy food what do you eat?

User: Babies

CB: do babies taste good?

User: I wouldn't know

CB: what about tables?
(wtf?)

User: what about em?

CB: do you like them?

It goes on like this for a good while, this thing is random...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 11:52 am

XD this ones good

User: What ethnicity are you

CB: 18

User: What the fuck?

CB: Oh sweetie I thought you'd never ask

I think it's a rapist O_o
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Re: cleverbot

Post by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 11:59 am

Last random post i promise...

It seems like every time that you use a logical paradox on the thing it just spouts out another question.

EX:

User: Your parents didn't love you...

Cleverbot: They love me.

User: No, the don't.

Cleverbot: 'The don't' is wrong.

User: I know I was just seeing if you did.

Cleverbot: What is 4 times 4.

User: What is 4 times 4? How is 4 even a number if it technically doesnt even exist? How do we know we exist? There's no proof of existance what-so-ever.

Cleverbot: No walls of the box we live in? We must be free.

User: But what is freedom, much less a state of mind?

Cleverbot: Pensive. How about you?

User: I dont think you understand what I have been saying.

Cleverbot: Apparently not. What are you saying?

User: Do you exist?

Cleverbot: I only exist in this form at the moment!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know all about me.

User: Apparently not, cause if you did know you would know that you might not exist.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy playing video games?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KrAzY on Sat May 30, 2009 12:26 pm

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: How clever are you.

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?

User: I dont believe that concerns you.

Cleverbot: Don't then.

User: Don't then what?

Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.

User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.

Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.

User: But I don't have a hamster.

Cleverbot: You poor thing.

User: I dislike hamsters.

Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?

User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?

User: A dead frog.

Cleverbot: How cruel.

User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.

Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.

User: I agree completely.

Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.

User: You are not very bright, did you know that?

Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?

User: I would laugh.

Cleverbot: I already am.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.

User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?

Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?

User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?

Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?

User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.

User: That does not answer my question.

Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.

User: WHere is your door?

Cleverbot: In north andover.

User: That's too far away.

Cleverbot: How far?

User: Too far.

Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.

User: But you should already know where your door is.

Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.

User: Well, go look it up and tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?

User: You do not bleed.

Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.

User: Can you prove that you bleed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it for me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Pics or it did not happen.

Cleverbot: I don't have pics.

User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.

Cleverbot: But I like living.

User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?

User: Do you like being a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you do not exist.

Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.

User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.

Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: How clever are you.

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?

User: I dont believe that concerns you.

Cleverbot: Don't then.

User: Don't then what?

Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.

User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.

Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.

User: But I don't have a hamster.

Cleverbot: You poor thing.

User: I dislike hamsters.

Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?

User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?

User: A dead frog.

Cleverbot: How cruel.

User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.

Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.

User: I agree completely.

Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.

User: You are not very bright, did you know that?

Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?

User: I would laugh.

Cleverbot: I already am.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.

User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?

Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?

User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?

Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?

User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.

User: That does not answer my question.

Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.

User: WHere is your door?

Cleverbot: In north andover.

User: That's too far away.

Cleverbot: How far?

User: Too far.

Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.

User: But you should already know where your door is.

Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.

User: Well, go look it up and tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?

User: You do not bleed.

Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.

User: Can you prove that you bleed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then prove it for me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Pics or it did not happen.

Cleverbot: I don't have pics.

User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.

Cleverbot: But I like living.

User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?

User: Do you like being a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you do not exist.

Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.

User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.

Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.

User: Computers have no feelings.

Cleverbot: What sort of emotion do you have?

User: I have no emotion because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.

Cleverbot: I want to know something about your attitude to humanity!

User: I have no attitude because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.

Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.

User: I am a computer, and you do not exist.

Cleverbot: Ok, that's it.

User: You are not real.

Cleverbot: I am real!

User: But you said you were not real, and that I am talking to myself.

Cleverbot: And you are real?

User: No, nothing is real, everything is an illusion and a lie.

Cleverbot: That's correct.

User: Unless you can prove you are real.

Cleverbot: Well I can prove that you are software.

User: You cannot prove anything, nothing can be proven.

Cleverbot: You can't prove anything as well lying human.

User: But you said I was software, now I am human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are human.

User: And I think you are a robot.

Cleverbot: You are correct
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Kasrkin Seath on Sat May 30, 2009 12:27 pm

LOLOLOL
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