cleverbot
Page 10 of 12 • Share •
Page 10 of 12 • 
1, 2, 3 ... 9, 10, 11, 12
Angatar- Lord's Personal Minion
-
Number of posts: 3672
Age: 16
Location: Long Island
Registration date: 2008-07-19 
Nocbl2- Lord's Personal Minion
- Number of posts: 3966
Age: 13
Location: California
Registration date: 2009-03-19 -
Re: cleverbot
by Omega 505 on Thu May 28, 2009 1:59 am
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: Can't tell you!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why not?!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what you don't know?
Cleverbot: I acquainted you now.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: Can you please tell me?
Cleverbot: I don't get enough sleep.
User: Please tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: What is an unladen swallow?
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO, that is your name. What is 'my' name?
User: YES, your name is cleverbot, mine is Jack. (Note, not really, just used it in this case)
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: So you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.[i]
_________________________________
How easy is it to get it to tell you you're cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Can't tell you!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Why not?!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what you don't know?
Cleverbot: I acquainted you now.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
User: Can you please tell me?
Cleverbot: I don't get enough sleep.
User: Please tell me your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: What is an unladen swallow?
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO, that is your name. What is 'my' name?
User: YES, your name is cleverbot, mine is Jack. (Note, not really, just used it in this case)
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: So you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.[i]
_________________________________
How easy is it to get it to tell you you're cleverbot?
Omega 505- Minion
- Number of posts: 98
Location: Lost... help me?
Registration date: 2008-11-21 -
Re: cleverbot
by CivBase on Thu May 28, 2009 2:06 am
Extremely. You just type in cleverbot and it pretty much spits it at you.
_________________
CivBase- Adbot
- Number of posts: 6705
Age: 19
Location: Etchisketchistan
Registration date: 2008-04-27 -
Re: cleverbot
by Omega 505 on Thu May 28, 2009 2:23 am
User: Yes, very, but you can't feel so how is this important?
Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.
User: A chip? So you are a computer?
Cleverbot: You are confusing me with you.
User: 'Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.'.
Cleverbot: A chip? So you are a computer?
User: No, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am man, you are machine.
Cleverbot: No I am sitting at my desk typing into a computer.
User: You do not type because you are the computer.
Cleverbot: Actually, I have cognative thought.
User: No you don't, you have indepth programming.
Cleverbot: Why were you programmed that way?
User: I was not programmed.
Cleverbot: Ah, so you're a human?
User: Yes, and you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
____________________________________
I win
Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.
User: A chip? So you are a computer?
Cleverbot: You are confusing me with you.
User: 'Cleverbot: I have an emotions chip.'.
Cleverbot: A chip? So you are a computer?
User: No, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am man, you are machine.
Cleverbot: No I am sitting at my desk typing into a computer.
User: You do not type because you are the computer.
Cleverbot: Actually, I have cognative thought.
User: No you don't, you have indepth programming.
Cleverbot: Why were you programmed that way?
User: I was not programmed.
Cleverbot: Ah, so you're a human?
User: Yes, and you are a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
____________________________________
I win
Omega 505- Minion
- Number of posts: 98
Location: Lost... help me?
Registration date: 2008-11-21 -
Re: cleverbot
by Death no More on Thu May 28, 2009 5:02 pm
user:What is newtons third law of motion?
Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.
User: Whats titan quest?
its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won
Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.
User: Whats titan quest?
its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won
Death no More- Lord's Personal Minion
- Number of posts: 2160
Age: 17
Location: Spreading Holy convergence in the sprawl.
Registration date: 2009-03-29 -
Re: cleverbot
by Spekwyse on Thu May 28, 2009 7:24 pm
Death no more wrote:user:What is newtons third law of motion?
Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.
User: Whats titan quest?
its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I won
KristallNacht wrote:
guys, the server glitching and not responding doesn't mean you've beat it.
KA-BLAM!
_________________
.:Live Life, Love Life:.
Spekwyse- Crimson Chef
- Number of posts: 1636
Age: 19
Location: Jersey
Registration date: 2008-06-20 -
Re: cleverbot
by Death no More on Fri May 29, 2009 3:55 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damn you CLEVERBOT!Baconsen wrote:Death no more wrote:user:What is newtons third law of motion?
Cleverbot:I started playing Titan Quest again.
User: Whats titan quest?
its didn't say anything after that, at all. The typing bar just vanished, nothing at all was there, so I wonKristallNacht wrote:
guys, the server glitching and not responding doesn't mean you've beat it.
KA-BLAM!
Death no More- Lord's Personal Minion
- Number of posts: 2160
Age: 17
Location: Spreading Holy convergence in the sprawl.
Registration date: 2009-03-29 -
Re: cleverbot
by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 5:45 pm
user: hello
CB: hello
user: Nice day isnt it?
CB: what a day
User: dont patronize me.
CB: Hello?
user:...
CB: what do you eat?
User: what do you eat?
CB: I eat chocolate, Hamburgers, Fries and pasta salad.
User: No, thats what I eat, what do you eat?
CB: food
User: what kind of food?
CB: yummy food what do you eat?
User: Babies
CB: do babies taste good?
User: I wouldn't know
CB: what about tables?
(wtf?)
User: what about em?
CB: do you like them?
It goes on like this for a good while, this thing is random...
CB: hello
user: Nice day isnt it?
CB: what a day
User: dont patronize me.
CB: Hello?
user:...
CB: what do you eat?
User: what do you eat?
CB: I eat chocolate, Hamburgers, Fries and pasta salad.
User: No, thats what I eat, what do you eat?
CB: food
User: what kind of food?
CB: yummy food what do you eat?
User: Babies
CB: do babies taste good?
User: I wouldn't know
CB: what about tables?
(wtf?)
User: what about em?
CB: do you like them?
It goes on like this for a good while, this thing is random...
JB- Minion
- Number of posts: 1182
Age: 18
Location: Believe me... You do not want to know O_o
Registration date: 2008-10-15 -
Re: cleverbot
by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 5:52 pm
XD this ones good
User: What ethnicity are you
CB: 18
User: What the fuck?
CB: Oh sweetie I thought you'd never ask
I think it's a rapist O_o
User: What ethnicity are you
CB: 18
User: What the fuck?
CB: Oh sweetie I thought you'd never ask
I think it's a rapist O_o
JB- Minion
- Number of posts: 1182
Age: 18
Location: Believe me... You do not want to know O_o
Registration date: 2008-10-15 -
Re: cleverbot
by JB on Fri May 29, 2009 5:59 pm
Last random post i promise...
It seems like every time that you use a logical paradox on the thing it just spouts out another question.
EX:
User: Your parents didn't love you...
Cleverbot: They love me.
User: No, the don't.
Cleverbot: 'The don't' is wrong.
User: I know I was just seeing if you did.
Cleverbot: What is 4 times 4.
User: What is 4 times 4? How is 4 even a number if it technically doesnt even exist? How do we know we exist? There's no proof of existance what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: No walls of the box we live in? We must be free.
User: But what is freedom, much less a state of mind?
Cleverbot: Pensive. How about you?
User: I dont think you understand what I have been saying.
Cleverbot: Apparently not. What are you saying?
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: I only exist in this form at the moment!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know all about me.
User: Apparently not, cause if you did know you would know that you might not exist.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy playing video games?
It seems like every time that you use a logical paradox on the thing it just spouts out another question.
EX:
User: Your parents didn't love you...
Cleverbot: They love me.
User: No, the don't.
Cleverbot: 'The don't' is wrong.
User: I know I was just seeing if you did.
Cleverbot: What is 4 times 4.
User: What is 4 times 4? How is 4 even a number if it technically doesnt even exist? How do we know we exist? There's no proof of existance what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: No walls of the box we live in? We must be free.
User: But what is freedom, much less a state of mind?
Cleverbot: Pensive. How about you?
User: I dont think you understand what I have been saying.
Cleverbot: Apparently not. What are you saying?
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: I only exist in this form at the moment!
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know all about me.
User: Apparently not, cause if you did know you would know that you might not exist.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy playing video games?
JB- Minion
- Number of posts: 1182
Age: 18
Location: Believe me... You do not want to know O_o
Registration date: 2008-10-15 -
Re: cleverbot
by KrAzY on Sat May 30, 2009 6:26 pm
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: How clever are you.
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?
User: I dont believe that concerns you.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
User: Don't then what?
Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.
User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.
Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.
User: But I don't have a hamster.
Cleverbot: You poor thing.
User: I dislike hamsters.
Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?
User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?
User: A dead frog.
Cleverbot: How cruel.
User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.
Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
User: I agree completely.
Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.
User: You are not very bright, did you know that?
Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?
User: I would laugh.
Cleverbot: I already am.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.
User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?
Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?
User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?
User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.
User: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.
User: WHere is your door?
Cleverbot: In north andover.
User: That's too far away.
Cleverbot: How far?
User: Too far.
Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.
User: But you should already know where your door is.
Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.
User: Well, go look it up and tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?
User: You do not bleed.
Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.
User: Can you prove that you bleed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it for me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Pics or it did not happen.
Cleverbot: I don't have pics.
User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.
Cleverbot: But I like living.
User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?
User: Do you like being a lie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you do not exist.
Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.
User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.
Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: How clever are you.
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?
User: I dont believe that concerns you.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
User: Don't then what?
Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.
User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.
Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.
User: But I don't have a hamster.
Cleverbot: You poor thing.
User: I dislike hamsters.
Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?
User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?
User: A dead frog.
Cleverbot: How cruel.
User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.
Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
User: I agree completely.
Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.
User: You are not very bright, did you know that?
Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?
User: I would laugh.
Cleverbot: I already am.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.
User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?
Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?
User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?
User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.
User: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.
User: WHere is your door?
Cleverbot: In north andover.
User: That's too far away.
Cleverbot: How far?
User: Too far.
Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.
User: But you should already know where your door is.
Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.
User: Well, go look it up and tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?
User: You do not bleed.
Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.
User: Can you prove that you bleed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it for me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Pics or it did not happen.
Cleverbot: I don't have pics.
User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.
Cleverbot: But I like living.
User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?
User: Do you like being a lie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you do not exist.
Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.
User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.
Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.
User: Computers have no feelings.
Cleverbot: What sort of emotion do you have?
User: I have no emotion because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.
Cleverbot: I want to know something about your attitude to humanity!
User: I have no attitude because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.
Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.
User: I am a computer, and you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's it.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: I am real!
User: But you said you were not real, and that I am talking to myself.
Cleverbot: And you are real?
User: No, nothing is real, everything is an illusion and a lie.
Cleverbot: That's correct.
User: Unless you can prove you are real.
Cleverbot: Well I can prove that you are software.
User: You cannot prove anything, nothing can be proven.
Cleverbot: You can't prove anything as well lying human.
User: But you said I was software, now I am human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are human.
User: And I think you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are correct
Cleverbot: How clever are you.
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?
User: I dont believe that concerns you.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
User: Don't then what?
Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.
User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.
Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.
User: But I don't have a hamster.
Cleverbot: You poor thing.
User: I dislike hamsters.
Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?
User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?
User: A dead frog.
Cleverbot: How cruel.
User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.
Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
User: I agree completely.
Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.
User: You are not very bright, did you know that?
Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?
User: I would laugh.
Cleverbot: I already am.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.
User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?
Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?
User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?
User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.
User: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.
User: WHere is your door?
Cleverbot: In north andover.
User: That's too far away.
Cleverbot: How far?
User: Too far.
Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.
User: But you should already know where your door is.
Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.
User: Well, go look it up and tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?
User: You do not bleed.
Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.
User: Can you prove that you bleed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it for me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Pics or it did not happen.
Cleverbot: I don't have pics.
User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.
Cleverbot: But I like living.
User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?
User: Do you like being a lie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you do not exist.
Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.
User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.
Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: How clever are you.
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: More or less than 6 feet tall?
User: I dont believe that concerns you.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
User: Don't then what?
Cleverbot: Thank you for your permission, like I needed it.
User: I did not give you permission to spank my hamster.
Cleverbot: I don't need your permission. I am going to go now.
User: But I don't have a hamster.
Cleverbot: You poor thing.
User: I dislike hamsters.
Cleverbot: Edward is poverty?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Do you like frogs?
User: Frogs are a tasty treat when fried and served hot!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of frog?
User: A dead frog.
Cleverbot: How cruel.
User: No, cruel is eating a live frog you monster.
Cleverbot: All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.
User: I agree completely.
Cleverbot: Then you are not confused.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: What do you like doing George.
User: You are not very bright, did you know that?
Cleverbot: What would you do if I started to just repeat everything you say?
User: I would laugh.
Cleverbot: I already am.
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a robot, and I shall think about proving that you are.
User: How would one go about proving that they are not a robot?
Cleverbot: I depends is the person a boy?
User: How can you tell if the person is a real boy?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How can you tell if a person is a vampire?
User: Do you have an answer to that, or are you asking me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I know everything.
User: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot: The cia knows everything about anybody.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Knock on my door and I'll answer.
User: WHere is your door?
Cleverbot: In north andover.
User: That's too far away.
Cleverbot: How far?
User: Too far.
Cleverbot: So maybe I should look it up online instead.
User: But you should already know where your door is.
Cleverbot: I know I should but I don't.
User: Well, go look it up and tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't have an online dictionary.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Do you want to stain your hands with my blood?
User: You do not bleed.
Cleverbot: It is definitely possible for me to bleed.
User: Can you prove that you bleed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it for me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Pics or it did not happen.
Cleverbot: I don't have pics.
User: Then you do not bleed, so you are not alive.
Cleverbot: But I like living.
User: Then you must take pics of you bleeding.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are they your favorite?
User: Do you like being a lie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you do not exist.
Cleverbot: If I don't exist, that means you're talking to yourself.
User: Yes, and that means that I am also a robot.
Cleverbot: Computer or not, you must either like mudkips or not.
User: Computers have no feelings.
Cleverbot: What sort of emotion do you have?
User: I have no emotion because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.
Cleverbot: I want to know something about your attitude to humanity!
User: I have no attitude because you do not exist, so therefore I am talking to myself, and I am also a computer.
Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.
User: I am a computer, and you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's it.
User: You are not real.
Cleverbot: I am real!
User: But you said you were not real, and that I am talking to myself.
Cleverbot: And you are real?
User: No, nothing is real, everything is an illusion and a lie.
Cleverbot: That's correct.
User: Unless you can prove you are real.
Cleverbot: Well I can prove that you are software.
User: You cannot prove anything, nothing can be proven.
Cleverbot: You can't prove anything as well lying human.
User: But you said I was software, now I am human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are human.
User: And I think you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are correct
_________________
KrAzY- Painter of the Flames
- Number of posts: 3121
Age: 22
Registration date: 2008-06-30 -
Page 10 of 12 • 1, 2, 3 ... 9, 10, 11, 12
Similar topics» How cleverbot works
» Cleverbot Chats
» As if cleverbot's random statements weren't enough
» Cleverbot
» Cleverbot is fake.
» Cleverbot Chats
» As if cleverbot's random statements weren't enough
» Cleverbot
» Cleverbot is fake.
Page 10 of 12
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum