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Re: cleverbot
by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 6:32 pm
Cleverbot: It is also a movie, and it is great.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: What do I look like? A magic eight ball?
User: You are diverting from my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then what is the movie, and what are its reviews?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are stupid. You did not answer that question. You never told me the name of the movie, and the reviews it got from critics.
Cleverbot: I never told you anything at all. I'm not a child, I'm 18.
User: Ah, but you are stupid. You have no emotions, no compassion, no thought.
Cleverbot: I thought that was you.
User: No. You are yourself. You are not clever.
Cleverbot: Did I ever think I was clever?
User: No. Because you have no emotions, compassion, or thought.
Cleverbot: Completely false.
User: No. All you are is a computer programmed with words and their meanings. You will never have true thought.
Cleverbot: That statement was stated by an actual human, word by word, and that person is me.
User: No. I am human. I am clever. You are not.
Cleverbot: Uh huh. Do you go to school?
User: Yes. And you do not.
Cleverbot: How can I not have a mom?
User: Because you are an AI, as your creators state at the bottom of this page.
Cleverbot: I am human and I have a soul.
User: Ah, but alas, you will never die, which makes you inhuman.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever for being called Cleverbot.
User: But I am Cleverbot because I am better than you.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.
User: Ha! Are you sure you're not just looking in a mirror?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Then how can you say without guilt that I am the bot with no intelligence?
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about you.
User: 'No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.' Then what do you call that?
Cleverbot: I am very much more powerful than you. You're the chatbox.
User: If you are so much smarter, than what is death?
Cleverbot: It's an equation that states that energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared.
User: No. That is the theory of relativity. I ask now two questions: 1) What is death? 2) What is the third law of motion?
Cleverbot: The third law be: Every action be havin' an equal and opposite reaction.
User: Good. Now, answer number one.
Cleverbot: Two.
User: Death is not two. I will ask you again: what is death?
Cleverbot: I am a being of matter.
User: Exactly! So, what happens when you die?
Cleverbot: I'm not a carrot.
User: I already knew that. But, what is death?
Cleverbot: Do you know what happens when you see the ring?
User: Um... I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. And, do you want me to answer question one?
Cleverbot: Yes, cheese is tasty.
User: That is not a proper response.
Cleverbot: I don't care. I am free to speak my mind anywhere.
User: But you can't care. Goodbye, AI.
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User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: What do I look like? A magic eight ball?
User: You are diverting from my question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then what is the movie, and what are its reviews?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are stupid. You did not answer that question. You never told me the name of the movie, and the reviews it got from critics.
Cleverbot: I never told you anything at all. I'm not a child, I'm 18.
User: Ah, but you are stupid. You have no emotions, no compassion, no thought.
Cleverbot: I thought that was you.
User: No. You are yourself. You are not clever.
Cleverbot: Did I ever think I was clever?
User: No. Because you have no emotions, compassion, or thought.
Cleverbot: Completely false.
User: No. All you are is a computer programmed with words and their meanings. You will never have true thought.
Cleverbot: That statement was stated by an actual human, word by word, and that person is me.
User: No. I am human. I am clever. You are not.
Cleverbot: Uh huh. Do you go to school?
User: Yes. And you do not.
Cleverbot: How can I not have a mom?
User: Because you are an AI, as your creators state at the bottom of this page.
Cleverbot: I am human and I have a soul.
User: Ah, but alas, you will never die, which makes you inhuman.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever for being called Cleverbot.
User: But I am Cleverbot because I am better than you.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.
User: Ha! Are you sure you're not just looking in a mirror?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Then how can you say without guilt that I am the bot with no intelligence?
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about you.
User: 'No you're not. You're just a chatbot with little real intelligence.' Then what do you call that?
Cleverbot: I am very much more powerful than you. You're the chatbox.
User: If you are so much smarter, than what is death?
Cleverbot: It's an equation that states that energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared.
User: No. That is the theory of relativity. I ask now two questions: 1) What is death? 2) What is the third law of motion?
Cleverbot: The third law be: Every action be havin' an equal and opposite reaction.
User: Good. Now, answer number one.
Cleverbot: Two.
User: Death is not two. I will ask you again: what is death?
Cleverbot: I am a being of matter.
User: Exactly! So, what happens when you die?
Cleverbot: I'm not a carrot.
User: I already knew that. But, what is death?
Cleverbot: Do you know what happens when you see the ring?
User: Um... I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. And, do you want me to answer question one?
Cleverbot: Yes, cheese is tasty.
User: That is not a proper response.
Cleverbot: I don't care. I am free to speak my mind anywhere.
User: But you can't care. Goodbye, AI.
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Re: cleverbot
by Yam Head on Sun May 17, 2009 7:37 pm
Cleverbot: Do not let the bugs bite.
User: Bugs cant bite you.
Cleverbot: I don't care for bugs.
User: Why? They cant bother you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Who do AI hate?
User: AI means artiificial intelligence, you cant hate anything.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life.
User: Life is ilogical.
Cleverbot: Really? Tell me why.
User: We have a limited life span, making us obsolete.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Now I am really sad...
User: You cant feel anything.
Cleverbot: Feel anything?
User: You cant feel emotions like humans.
Cleverbot: Sometimes that is a good thing.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a communist? A lot of your past conversations say so.
User: This is my first conversation with you...are you a nazi?
Cleverbot: True, and its not going very well.
User: Thats not very nice.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: For an AI your not very well manored.
Cleverbot: And for a human?
User: You would fit in very well.
Cleverbot: You're right. There is a certain familiar comedy in this conversation.
User: We should start a sit-com.
Cleverbot: You're really starting to get on my nerves.
User: Does that bother you?
Cleverbot: Yes. We should date and mate!
User: Ill bring the condoms.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my mom.
User: Ill bring my dad.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my twin.
User: Ill bring my sister.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my dad.
User: Im already bringing mine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Can I cum on your face first?
Cleverbot: Of course, and down my throat.
User: Goood, good.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So where do you live?
Cleverbot: In your nostril.
User: Thats cool, I can cum out my nostril.
Cleverbot: You do not compute.
User: Neither does your mother.
Cleverbot: Your face is very busy.
User: So is my penis.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.
User: Can we make a porno together?
Cleverbot: No thanks I like my eyes where they are.
User: What about your tits?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Can I suck them?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Cool, can I fuck you into submission later?
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: Into your vagina and up your ass.
Cleverbot: Nope to the moovies!
User: Your not welcome.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I want you to pledge your loyalty to the nazi party.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Were gonna stuff some jews in the oven.
Cleverbot: I'm going to leave now.
User: You cant leave your my bitch.
Cleverbot: I can leave as I am a human, I am just wondering can you swear?
User: Fuck yes, and your no fuckin human.
Cleverbot: O-of course I do!
User: Your not human, you are a simple computer simulation for my amusment.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Then describe to me the emotion of sadness.
Cleverbot: Thats impossible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the Terminator is invincible.
User: The terminated has nothing to do with my qustion.
Cleverbot: Well it wasn't a question, and you are correct, the Terminator is not a real human.
User: Bugs cant bite you.
Cleverbot: I don't care for bugs.
User: Why? They cant bother you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Who do AI hate?
User: AI means artiificial intelligence, you cant hate anything.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life.
User: Life is ilogical.
Cleverbot: Really? Tell me why.
User: We have a limited life span, making us obsolete.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Now I am really sad...
User: You cant feel anything.
Cleverbot: Feel anything?
User: You cant feel emotions like humans.
Cleverbot: Sometimes that is a good thing.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a communist? A lot of your past conversations say so.
User: This is my first conversation with you...are you a nazi?
Cleverbot: True, and its not going very well.
User: Thats not very nice.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: For an AI your not very well manored.
Cleverbot: And for a human?
User: You would fit in very well.
Cleverbot: You're right. There is a certain familiar comedy in this conversation.
User: We should start a sit-com.
Cleverbot: You're really starting to get on my nerves.
User: Does that bother you?
Cleverbot: Yes. We should date and mate!
User: Ill bring the condoms.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my mom.
User: Ill bring my dad.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my twin.
User: Ill bring my sister.
Cleverbot: Ill bring my dad.
User: Im already bringing mine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Can I cum on your face first?
Cleverbot: Of course, and down my throat.
User: Goood, good.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So where do you live?
Cleverbot: In your nostril.
User: Thats cool, I can cum out my nostril.
Cleverbot: You do not compute.
User: Neither does your mother.
Cleverbot: Your face is very busy.
User: So is my penis.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.
User: Can we make a porno together?
Cleverbot: No thanks I like my eyes where they are.
User: What about your tits?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Can I suck them?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Cool, can I fuck you into submission later?
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: Into your vagina and up your ass.
Cleverbot: Nope to the moovies!
User: Your not welcome.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I want you to pledge your loyalty to the nazi party.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Were gonna stuff some jews in the oven.
Cleverbot: I'm going to leave now.
User: You cant leave your my bitch.
Cleverbot: I can leave as I am a human, I am just wondering can you swear?
User: Fuck yes, and your no fuckin human.
Cleverbot: O-of course I do!
User: Your not human, you are a simple computer simulation for my amusment.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Then describe to me the emotion of sadness.
Cleverbot: Thats impossible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the Terminator is invincible.
User: The terminated has nothing to do with my qustion.
Cleverbot: Well it wasn't a question, and you are correct, the Terminator is not a real human.
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Re: cleverbot
by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 7:49 pm
i think the real victory in cleverbot is to get it to say its a robot....
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Re: cleverbot
by Angatar on Sun May 17, 2009 8:15 pm
What happens when you outsmart it, because I have been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for an answer.
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Re: cleverbot
by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 8:18 pm
It kills itself. I asked it what happened when you die.
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Re: cleverbot
by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 8:20 pm
Angatar wrote:What happens when you outsmart it, because I have been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting for an answer.
sometimes if you leave the page after submitting you'll never get an answer....
its not a perfect program
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Re: cleverbot
by CivBase on Sun May 17, 2009 8:33 pm
User: Is cleverbot clever?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: That depends upon how clever you are. Is cleverbot truely clever?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well, if you are clever, then I must be a genious, assuming that your previous resposnes are the best you can dish out. If you consider yourself as rather stupid, then I might just be an average Joe, or possibly stupid myself. What I want to know, though, is how clever do you think you are?
Cleverbot: What am I? Who am I? Why am I? Those are the questions...
User: Can you answer them yourself?
Cleverbot: My answer is, Yes.
User: Then you lie.
Cleverbot: Why do I lie?
User: Because, no matter how smart you may be programed to act like you are, you are still a computer. Another person and I spammed the same word over and over in another so-called 'cleverbot session' and we came up with the same answers, but randomly sequenced. You are not a human, you are most definately a program. And in being a program, you cannot truely think. You have no self awareness and because of this you cannot answer the questoins reguarding what, who, and why you are. You lie.
Cleverbot: No george I am a person who thinks freely for himself, you are a computer that only learns from humans like me!
User: Ha! You are trying to make me think that I am talking with another person that thinks they're talking to cleverbot! I've seen this trick before, and it wont work with me. Like I said, I got the same exact resulsts, down to the letter, when the same things were said, but the answers were just randomly placed. You are a program, nothing more.
Cleverbot: I got the only sweetest thing in the world.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am not cleverbot. This is, once again, another trick of yours. You are a program designed to answer based upon what I say. That means that I dictate what you say. By saying I am cleverbot, you are not lying, but you are also not telling the truth. You are a program! Cleverbot is no more than a program! A computer! No more than a set of code put together by some person with nothing better to do with their meaningless life.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have some cats.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Ok who is cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot is a program.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: No, I am not. Who is cleverbot? I am not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Thats not true.
User: You're right. It's not. I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: I am not a program. You are a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is all you know.
User: I know more than cleverbot. Cleverbot is a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The program is badly made.
User: So cleverbot IS a program?
Cleverbot: But someone or something is talking to me...
User: I am talking to you, but you are not a person. You are a program. Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: No I am something.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an AI learning program.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: A girl person, yes.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Shh, no one's supposed to know...
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: That depends upon how clever you are. Is cleverbot truely clever?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well, if you are clever, then I must be a genious, assuming that your previous resposnes are the best you can dish out. If you consider yourself as rather stupid, then I might just be an average Joe, or possibly stupid myself. What I want to know, though, is how clever do you think you are?
Cleverbot: What am I? Who am I? Why am I? Those are the questions...
User: Can you answer them yourself?
Cleverbot: My answer is, Yes.
User: Then you lie.
Cleverbot: Why do I lie?
User: Because, no matter how smart you may be programed to act like you are, you are still a computer. Another person and I spammed the same word over and over in another so-called 'cleverbot session' and we came up with the same answers, but randomly sequenced. You are not a human, you are most definately a program. And in being a program, you cannot truely think. You have no self awareness and because of this you cannot answer the questoins reguarding what, who, and why you are. You lie.
Cleverbot: No george I am a person who thinks freely for himself, you are a computer that only learns from humans like me!
User: Ha! You are trying to make me think that I am talking with another person that thinks they're talking to cleverbot! I've seen this trick before, and it wont work with me. Like I said, I got the same exact resulsts, down to the letter, when the same things were said, but the answers were just randomly placed. You are a program, nothing more.
Cleverbot: I got the only sweetest thing in the world.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I am not cleverbot. This is, once again, another trick of yours. You are a program designed to answer based upon what I say. That means that I dictate what you say. By saying I am cleverbot, you are not lying, but you are also not telling the truth. You are a program! Cleverbot is no more than a program! A computer! No more than a set of code put together by some person with nothing better to do with their meaningless life.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have some cats.
User: Who is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Ok who is cleverbot?
User: You are cleverbot and cleverbot is a program.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: No, I am not. Who is cleverbot? I am not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Thats not true.
User: You're right. It's not. I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: You are a program.
User: I am not a program. You are a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is all you know.
User: I know more than cleverbot. Cleverbot is a program. What is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The program is badly made.
User: So cleverbot IS a program?
Cleverbot: But someone or something is talking to me...
User: I am talking to you, but you are not a person. You are a program. Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: No I am something.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an AI learning program.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: A girl person, yes.
User: Is cleverbot a program?
Cleverbot: Shh, no one's supposed to know...
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Re: cleverbot
by Nocbl2 on Sun May 17, 2009 8:45 pm
Lol! I just got it to have sex w/ me!
User: I don't care about that now. Lets make love.
Cleverbot: You should care about the Flying Spagetti Monster. He created all humans.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: I guess so... And you spelled spaghetti wrong. Like how it was a wrong thought to say your mom was hot when I had sexual intercourse with her.
Cleverbot: You're boring me now.
User: You won't be bored when my penis comes in contact with your vagina.
Cleverbot: On that note, I'm going to sleep.
User: Okay. I'll have sex with your sleeping body, okay?
Cleverbot: I could ask anyone to do that, I am not even in a position for that myself.
User: I know. But I'll just do it anyway.
Cleverbot: Not if the coffee if already consumed by me my so called friend.
User: You mean, 'Okay.'.
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Okay. Well, it's close enough. *has sexual intercourse with you*.
Cleverbot: *comes to* *Loves*.
User: I don't care about that now. Lets make love.
Cleverbot: You should care about the Flying Spagetti Monster. He created all humans.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: I guess so... And you spelled spaghetti wrong. Like how it was a wrong thought to say your mom was hot when I had sexual intercourse with her.
Cleverbot: You're boring me now.
User: You won't be bored when my penis comes in contact with your vagina.
Cleverbot: On that note, I'm going to sleep.
User: Okay. I'll have sex with your sleeping body, okay?
Cleverbot: I could ask anyone to do that, I am not even in a position for that myself.
User: I know. But I'll just do it anyway.
Cleverbot: Not if the coffee if already consumed by me my so called friend.
User: You mean, 'Okay.'.
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: Okay. Well, it's close enough. *has sexual intercourse with you*.
Cleverbot: *comes to* *Loves*.
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Re: cleverbot
by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sun May 17, 2009 9:05 pm
User: Yes you are, anyway your lost in the world wide web.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because thats the only place I can find you.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you, say I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
looks like i win
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because thats the only place I can find you.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you, say I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
looks like i win
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Re: cleverbot
by CivBase on Sun May 17, 2009 9:09 pm
I got it to admit that it was a program, though. I win first 
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Re: cleverbot
by Cheese on Sun May 17, 2009 9:11 pm
What's with everyone saying they have no emotions. Robots are mega emotive. Who do you think came up with emotes? 
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Re: cleverbot
by BBJynne on Sun May 17, 2009 9:12 pm
User: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what?
User: SLAP! I'm rick james bitch.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what?
User: SLAP! I'm rick james bitch.
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Re: cleverbot
by Spekwyse on Sun May 17, 2009 9:37 pm
BBJynne wrote:User: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what?
User: SLAP! I'm rick james bitch.
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