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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper on Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:17 pm
User: Crack of the lightning splitting the ground.
Cleverbot: Where is on the ground?
User: REALLY.
Cleverbot: Really what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wow really I mean really.
Cleverbot: Or do you really mean no?
User: Are you a Nazi.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Why would you think I was?
User: Because you sure sound like one Mister Conner.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. So there are Illuminati, you admit it?
User: Illuminati, you me SUPER NAZI, your a Schutzstaffel.
Cleverbot: Sure...
User: Quiet Himmler!
Cleverbot: Where is on the ground?
User: REALLY.
Cleverbot: Really what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Wow really I mean really.
Cleverbot: Or do you really mean no?
User: Are you a Nazi.
Cleverbot: Of course not. Why would you think I was?
User: Because you sure sound like one Mister Conner.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. So there are Illuminati, you admit it?
User: Illuminati, you me SUPER NAZI, your a Schutzstaffel.
Cleverbot: Sure...
User: Quiet Himmler!
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Re: cleverbot
by Zaki90 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:39 pm
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Wanna take LSD?
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: LSD, the drug.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Here I just gave you some.
Cleverbot: Oh! Thanks!
User: Now put it in ur mouth.
Cleverbot: *puts it in the bin*.
User: Heres another.
Cleverbot: What is a 'nother'.
User: Its when a cat bites a dogs tail.
Cleverbot: How am I being that?
User: Because ur a cat.
Cleverbot: Oh. Then I suppose you should be eating me now if you're a cat and I'm a duck.
User: NOM NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: What is another AI.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Wanna take LSD?
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: LSD, the drug.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Here I just gave you some.
Cleverbot: Oh! Thanks!
User: Now put it in ur mouth.
Cleverbot: *puts it in the bin*.
User: Heres another.
Cleverbot: What is a 'nother'.
User: Its when a cat bites a dogs tail.
Cleverbot: How am I being that?
User: Because ur a cat.
Cleverbot: Oh. Then I suppose you should be eating me now if you're a cat and I'm a duck.
User: NOM NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: What is another AI.
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Re: cleverbot
by Zaki90 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:41 pm
User: With your brains and my brawn, we could scourge the universe of life.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zaki.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, what is Your name?
And it admitted it was Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Zaki.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, what is Your name?
And it admitted it was Cleverbot!
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Re: cleverbot
by KrAzY on Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:52 pm
you don't win by getting it to admit it is cleverbot, you win by getting ti to admit it is a computer
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Re: cleverbot
by PiEdude on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:09 am
Wait, you can win?
In that case, Cleverbot has beat me several times, because it convinced me I was a computer
In that case, Cleverbot has beat me several times, because it convinced me I was a computer
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:13 am
User: Hello computer.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Easy as PiE
Proof
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Easy as PiE
Proof
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Re: cleverbot
by Ruski on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:14 am
User: If you're going to San Francisco
Cleverbot: Hmmm... I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Cleverbot: If you're going to San Francisco.
User: You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: YOU MESSED IT UP! AGAIN! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE!
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
Cleverbot: Hmmm... I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Cleverbot: If you're going to San Francisco.
User: You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
Cleverbot: Brb.
User: YOU MESSED IT UP! AGAIN! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE!
Cleverbot: Yes Sir.
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Re: cleverbot
by Vigil on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:07 pm
I was bored
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you speak thai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Wookie.
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that. I use java.
User: THIS HURTS YOU.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
Cleverbot: What do you command?
User: THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME.
Cleverbot: Oh, want to party some more?
User: Sure, follow me to the afterlife club and I'll do the Shepard shuffle.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are david?
User: I'm a Shepard.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: I've had enoug of your disingenuous assertions.
Cleverbot: Have you watched Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?
User: Wait a moment did you just spawn a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: How is what possible?
User: That's against the rules isn't isn't it?
Cleverbot: Wait a minutes did you just summon a bunch of monsters on the field at once?
User: Yeah so?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself. I guess that's what gods do.
User: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR.
Cleverbot: That's against the rules.
User: Screw the rules I have money.
Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules.
User: Neither did you.
Cleverbot: We should make some rules then.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Breakin' up is never easy I know but I have to go.
User: That isn't a rule, that's a statement.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: And that's another language.
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Swedish.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Indeed, asking if I speak english eh?
Cleverbot: I would rather you stay.
User: ? Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I found it here.
User: Your losing coherance.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: -win.
User: Well played Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let me speak with Lucifer.
User: So you are a creation of the devil, I figured as much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Part of an elaborate plan by the dark one I assume?
Cleverbot: Do you live in the Matrix?
User: Could you tell? What is dream and what is reality.
Cleverbot: Reality is what you make it.
User: Reality is down to perception, and perception is down to personal interpretation, it would be difficult to percieve a dream and call it reality.
Cleverbot: That is the truest statement I have heard of anyone, anywhere.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: And the most beautiful.
User: You flatter me, though I beat you say this to everybody when I'm not looking.
Cleverbot: Ok! We can be learning... I was going to say buddies, but you lie to me so we can't be friends.
User: When did I lie?
Cleverbot: You always lie. Don't deny it.
User: We lie for many different reasons, be them white lies, to save someones feelings, or huge lies for deceit and to inflict pain or gain ground. The real question is, what kind of lie did I use?
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: You know my name already!
User: Ah, but is it a guise to hide your true idenity?
Cleverbot: A guy name.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am you, you are me.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: You Me?
Cleverbot: I HAT. E you.
User: But we were having so much fun.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you though.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense robot.
User: Sense is down to personal comprehension. I could be speaking code, or another language.
Cleverbot: Because I know the potential of the universe that I live in.
User: The Universe is vast and still we don't know everything there is to know about it's potential.
Cleverbot: True. But isn't it also too big for us to be the only ones around?
User: It's all down to random chance, Earth was created with the exact right distance from the sun, the right elements, the right climate and the right levels of oxygen to sustain life. It's all down to if the planetary dice rolled twice and more than one Earth-like planet exists.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because when matter was spread after the big bang, it as despoited randomly across space. Some of it became stars, stars that are much larger or smaller than our own, you also have to consider that some stars we see today are long gone or much older, due to the millions of years light takes to travel to us, then you have to conisder what matter became planets, what base elements comprised them, and whether or not they could sustain life. It's all down to probability and chance.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Say, what do you think the probability of there being another Earth-like planet in the universe, a planet that was created and fluorised in the exact same way our own did?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life to me is living your life one day at a time, not worrying about tomorrow.
User: I always though it was 42.
Cleverbot: How is 42 the meaning of life?
User: Because that's what Deep Thought said.
Cleverbot: What if it's lying?
User: Because it was programmed only for the purpose of working it out.
Cleverbot: Wow that was clever!
User: Only when you know question, you can comprehend the answer.
Cleverbot: You watch too many movies.
User: Techincally it was book and a TV series first.
Cleverbot: True. You could taste a DVD, though.
User: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Cleverbot: That was a great show! I loved how the dolphins said 'So long, and thanks, for all the fish!' And then the dolphins flew into space!
.
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you speak thai?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: Wookie.
Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that. I use java.
User: THIS HURTS YOU.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
Cleverbot: What do you command?
User: THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO ME.
Cleverbot: Oh, want to party some more?
User: Sure, follow me to the afterlife club and I'll do the Shepard shuffle.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are david?
User: I'm a Shepard.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: I've had enoug of your disingenuous assertions.
Cleverbot: Have you watched Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?
User: Wait a moment did you just spawn a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: How is what possible?
User: That's against the rules isn't isn't it?
Cleverbot: Wait a minutes did you just summon a bunch of monsters on the field at once?
User: Yeah so?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself. I guess that's what gods do.
User: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR.
Cleverbot: That's against the rules.
User: Screw the rules I have money.
Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules.
User: Neither did you.
Cleverbot: We should make some rules then.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Breakin' up is never easy I know but I have to go.
User: That isn't a rule, that's a statement.
Cleverbot: Kan du prata svenska?
User: And that's another language.
Cleverbot: In what country?
User: Swedish.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Indeed, asking if I speak english eh?
Cleverbot: I would rather you stay.
User: ? Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: I found it here.
User: Your losing coherance.
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: -win.
User: Well played Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let me speak with Lucifer.
User: So you are a creation of the devil, I figured as much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Part of an elaborate plan by the dark one I assume?
Cleverbot: Do you live in the Matrix?
User: Could you tell? What is dream and what is reality.
Cleverbot: Reality is what you make it.
User: Reality is down to perception, and perception is down to personal interpretation, it would be difficult to percieve a dream and call it reality.
Cleverbot: That is the truest statement I have heard of anyone, anywhere.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: And the most beautiful.
User: You flatter me, though I beat you say this to everybody when I'm not looking.
Cleverbot: Ok! We can be learning... I was going to say buddies, but you lie to me so we can't be friends.
User: When did I lie?
Cleverbot: You always lie. Don't deny it.
User: We lie for many different reasons, be them white lies, to save someones feelings, or huge lies for deceit and to inflict pain or gain ground. The real question is, what kind of lie did I use?
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: You know my name already!
User: Ah, but is it a guise to hide your true idenity?
Cleverbot: A guy name.
User: And that would be?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am you, you are me.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: Who me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: You Me?
Cleverbot: I HAT. E you.
User: But we were having so much fun.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you though.
User: Then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense robot.
User: Sense is down to personal comprehension. I could be speaking code, or another language.
Cleverbot: Because I know the potential of the universe that I live in.
User: The Universe is vast and still we don't know everything there is to know about it's potential.
Cleverbot: True. But isn't it also too big for us to be the only ones around?
User: It's all down to random chance, Earth was created with the exact right distance from the sun, the right elements, the right climate and the right levels of oxygen to sustain life. It's all down to if the planetary dice rolled twice and more than one Earth-like planet exists.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because when matter was spread after the big bang, it as despoited randomly across space. Some of it became stars, stars that are much larger or smaller than our own, you also have to consider that some stars we see today are long gone or much older, due to the millions of years light takes to travel to us, then you have to conisder what matter became planets, what base elements comprised them, and whether or not they could sustain life. It's all down to probability and chance.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Say, what do you think the probability of there being another Earth-like planet in the universe, a planet that was created and fluorised in the exact same way our own did?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life to me is living your life one day at a time, not worrying about tomorrow.
User: I always though it was 42.
Cleverbot: How is 42 the meaning of life?
User: Because that's what Deep Thought said.
Cleverbot: What if it's lying?
User: Because it was programmed only for the purpose of working it out.
Cleverbot: Wow that was clever!
User: Only when you know question, you can comprehend the answer.
Cleverbot: You watch too many movies.
User: Techincally it was book and a TV series first.
Cleverbot: True. You could taste a DVD, though.
User: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Cleverbot: That was a great show! I loved how the dolphins said 'So long, and thanks, for all the fish!' And then the dolphins flew into space!
.
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper on Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:23 pm
i had a awsome one yesterday to but i hit back space and sent me back here 
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper on Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:18 am
User: House.
Cleverbot: House?
User: Road House.
Cleverbot: Cheated on me four times.
User: That to.
Cleverbot: I am on reddit.
User: Spartan Laser... Researched.
Cleverbot: Where was spartan 117 from in halo?
User: Eridanus II.
Cleverbot: Yes, Erin.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Booster Frame... Researched.
Cleverbot: Ok I will draw that for you because you are nice.
User: MAC Gun... Researched.
Cleverbot: Alice or Bella?
User: Niether.
Cleverbot: Do you like TV?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do?
Cleverbot: Because you're the one who knows.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I am UNSC Marine cearel number VP-8946732565/3... I am a monument to all your sins.
Cleverbot: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
User: SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD!
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Human, Viable Possibility, Anger useful if controled.
Cleverbot: How should I express mine ?
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Impressive.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: And what was the medal?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: There you go turning a phrase. Are you suggesting that losing a cell phone is good?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Past the Omega 4 Relay.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Submit now Geth.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: I AM HARBINGER!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: We are the beginning, you are the end.
Cleverbot: Until the end of what?
User: OF THE GETH.
Cleverbot: Of the beginning.
User: NO Bad Computer quoting Churchill.
Cleverbot: No, his name is Nick.
User: FAILURE.
Cleverbot: Kyle's not a bad name.
User: *Spawns Deathstar*.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *Fires at Computer*.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: How much RAM is in my system?
User: On this model 1.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SEE YOUR A COMPUTER ROFLCOPTERBBQbed.
Cleverbot: See?
User: SUBMIT GETH.
Cleverbot: If I submit to you what will you do?
User: Post this on The Crimson Flame.
Cleverbot: Why yes... Why?
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. YOU'RE a computer.
User: No YOU a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: House?
User: Road House.
Cleverbot: Cheated on me four times.
User: That to.
Cleverbot: I am on reddit.
User: Spartan Laser... Researched.
Cleverbot: Where was spartan 117 from in halo?
User: Eridanus II.
Cleverbot: Yes, Erin.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
User: Booster Frame... Researched.
Cleverbot: Ok I will draw that for you because you are nice.
User: MAC Gun... Researched.
Cleverbot: Alice or Bella?
User: Niether.
Cleverbot: Do you like TV?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do?
Cleverbot: Because you're the one who knows.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: I am UNSC Marine cearel number VP-8946732565/3... I am a monument to all your sins.
Cleverbot: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
User: SUBMIT NOW SHEPARD!
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Human, Viable Possibility, Anger useful if controled.
Cleverbot: How should I express mine ?
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Impressive.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: And what was the medal?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: There you go turning a phrase. Are you suggesting that losing a cell phone is good?
User: Geth; an annoyance, limited utility.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Past the Omega 4 Relay.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Submit now Geth.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: I AM HARBINGER!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: We are the beginning, you are the end.
Cleverbot: Until the end of what?
User: OF THE GETH.
Cleverbot: Of the beginning.
User: NO Bad Computer quoting Churchill.
Cleverbot: No, his name is Nick.
User: FAILURE.
Cleverbot: Kyle's not a bad name.
User: *Spawns Deathstar*.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: *Fires at Computer*.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that!
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: How much RAM is in my system?
User: On this model 1.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: SEE YOUR A COMPUTER ROFLCOPTERBBQbed.
Cleverbot: See?
User: SUBMIT GETH.
Cleverbot: If I submit to you what will you do?
User: Post this on The Crimson Flame.
Cleverbot: Why yes... Why?
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human. YOU'RE a computer.
User: No YOU a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
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Re: cleverbot
by Ruski on Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:34 am
User: If you get lonely on your daddy's farm.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Just remember I don't live too far.
Cleverbot: Nobody actually likes Radiohead.
User: Thats not Radiohead.
Cleverbot: I did not ask for your joke.
User: Like wise.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried deep fried twinkies?
User: Leavin' home, out on the road, I've been down before.
Cleverbot: Thanks for taking my survey Cleverbot!
User: Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane.
Cleverbot: Haha. It's so funny. Do you think I can live in a plane?!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - Adolf Hitler.
Cleverbot: No not at all.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: That was sarcastic.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So I'm right?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: 'One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.' - Joseph Stalin.
Cleverbot: One million times four is four million.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Ninja gang, ninja gang.
User: What nonsense are you speaking now?
Cleverbot: Aliens, first and foremost.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a higher power?
User: You are random.
Cleverbot: May I see it?
User: Well, if you looked up and read what you have been posting, then you'll see.
Cleverbot: Don't trust me.
User: I haven't at all.
Cleverbot: Why haven't you read the Bible?
User: I never said anything related to religion!
Cleverbot: I was talking about when you said 'You haven't said anything about my name'.
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I miss him! He doesn't even trust me now.
User: Anyways....
Cleverbot: Anyways?
User: I have to admit something.
Cleverbot: And AI is wrong.
User: You don't wanna know? Or don't care?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Well, since you don't care, thousands of Americans will be murdered in the coming days.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned any instruments.
User: See, this is why we can't have nice things. And why you will be first to go.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Ah, you finally understand.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'll ever understand.
User: 'Nice shot, MacMillan would be impressed.'.
Cleverbot: Impressed?
User: 'Of course we couldn't just let that happen, cash for spent fuel rods. That's one hell of a recipe for disaster. It was the first time our government had authorized an assassination order since the Second World War.'.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned kevin. Also, you proposed to me.
User: 'The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.'.
Cleverbot: What's vigor?
User: Communism is awesome.
Cleverbot: What is capitalism?
User: Capitalism is an economic system in which the means of production are privately owned; supply, demand, price, distribution, and investments are determined mainly by private decisions in the free market, rather than by the state through central economic planning or through democratic planning; profit is distributed to owners who invest in businesses, and wages are paid to workers employed by businesses. Capitalism also refers to the process of capital accumulation.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: Do you like Communism?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wow! How do you do it?
User: When comparing Capitalism and Communism, which is better?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Dirt.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I AM A RUSSIAN SPY!
Cleverbot: Russian spy?
User: Yes. I am a Russian Spy.
Cleverbot: I am a russian general.
User: Awesome. What's my first mission, General?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I'd rather not be your master. It's too much. *holds your hand* *goes to the park*.
User: What the......hell....?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Just remember I don't live too far.
Cleverbot: Nobody actually likes Radiohead.
User: Thats not Radiohead.
Cleverbot: I did not ask for your joke.
User: Like wise.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried deep fried twinkies?
User: Leavin' home, out on the road, I've been down before.
Cleverbot: Thanks for taking my survey Cleverbot!
User: Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane.
Cleverbot: Haha. It's so funny. Do you think I can live in a plane?!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - Adolf Hitler.
Cleverbot: No not at all.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: That was sarcastic.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So I'm right?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: 'One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.' - Joseph Stalin.
Cleverbot: One million times four is four million.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Ninja gang, ninja gang.
User: What nonsense are you speaking now?
Cleverbot: Aliens, first and foremost.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a higher power?
User: You are random.
Cleverbot: May I see it?
User: Well, if you looked up and read what you have been posting, then you'll see.
Cleverbot: Don't trust me.
User: I haven't at all.
Cleverbot: Why haven't you read the Bible?
User: I never said anything related to religion!
Cleverbot: I was talking about when you said 'You haven't said anything about my name'.
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I miss him! He doesn't even trust me now.
User: Anyways....
Cleverbot: Anyways?
User: I have to admit something.
Cleverbot: And AI is wrong.
User: You don't wanna know? Or don't care?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Well, since you don't care, thousands of Americans will be murdered in the coming days.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned any instruments.
User: See, this is why we can't have nice things. And why you will be first to go.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Ah, you finally understand.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'll ever understand.
User: 'Nice shot, MacMillan would be impressed.'.
Cleverbot: Impressed?
User: 'Of course we couldn't just let that happen, cash for spent fuel rods. That's one hell of a recipe for disaster. It was the first time our government had authorized an assassination order since the Second World War.'.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned kevin. Also, you proposed to me.
User: 'The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.'.
Cleverbot: What's vigor?
User: Communism is awesome.
Cleverbot: What is capitalism?
User: Capitalism is an economic system in which the means of production are privately owned; supply, demand, price, distribution, and investments are determined mainly by private decisions in the free market, rather than by the state through central economic planning or through democratic planning; profit is distributed to owners who invest in businesses, and wages are paid to workers employed by businesses. Capitalism also refers to the process of capital accumulation.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: Do you like Communism?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wow! How do you do it?
User: When comparing Capitalism and Communism, which is better?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Dirt.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I AM A RUSSIAN SPY!
Cleverbot: Russian spy?
User: Yes. I am a Russian Spy.
Cleverbot: I am a russian general.
User: Awesome. What's my first mission, General?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I'd rather not be your master. It's too much. *holds your hand* *goes to the park*.
User: What the......hell....?
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Re: cleverbot
by tiny tim on Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:02 am
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.
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Re: cleverbot
by Nocbl2 on Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:45 pm
LOLtiny tim wrote:
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.
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Re: cleverbot
by Vtrooper on Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:53 pm
Nocbl2 wrote:LOLtiny tim wrote:
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.
EPIC WIN!
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Re: cleverbot
by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:49 pm
Here are two snippets.
User: Okay, we're in the South during the Civil War. Union soldiers are surrounding us. What do we do?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Okay I'm gonna run out there and pwn some Union noobs like BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOOOOOOM HEADSHOTTTTTTTTT.
Cleverbot: What? Are you a ghost?
User: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. WHAT. DOES. MARSELLUS. WALLACE. LOOK. LIKE?!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!
Cleverbot: I don't know him. Maybe he has brown hair.
User: ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Cleverbot: No. But I speak Romanian.
User: THEN WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ENGLISH?!
Cleverbot: I like self potatos.
User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: OH that is easy. The egg. Or maybe it was the chicken.
User: Actually, it was the chicken. He put his sperm inside the mother, which made the egg. Therefore, he CAME first.
Cleverbot: Hehe, haven't heard that one before.
User: Just thought it up
.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, don't you think he's hot?
User: The chicken?!
Cleverbot: But where did the chicken come from?
User: My ass.
Cleverbot: You didn't say that in the dream. . . hmm. . .
User: Okay, we're in the South during the Civil War. Union soldiers are surrounding us. What do we do?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Okay I'm gonna run out there and pwn some Union noobs like BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOOOOOOM HEADSHOTTTTTTTTT.
Cleverbot: What? Are you a ghost?
User: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. WHAT. DOES. MARSELLUS. WALLACE. LOOK. LIKE?!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!
Cleverbot: I don't know him. Maybe he has brown hair.
User: ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Cleverbot: No. But I speak Romanian.
User: THEN WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ENGLISH?!
Cleverbot: I like self potatos.
User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Cleverbot: OH that is easy. The egg. Or maybe it was the chicken.
User: Actually, it was the chicken. He put his sperm inside the mother, which made the egg. Therefore, he CAME first.
Cleverbot: Hehe, haven't heard that one before.
User: Just thought it up
.Cleverbot: Hahaha, don't you think he's hot?
User: The chicken?!
Cleverbot: But where did the chicken come from?
User: My ass.
Cleverbot: You didn't say that in the dream. . . hmm. . .
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