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Re: cleverbot

Post by Ruski on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:34 am

User: If you get lonely on your daddy's farm.


Cleverbot: What are you talking about?


User: Just remember I don't live too far.


Cleverbot: Nobody actually likes Radiohead.


User: Thats not Radiohead.


Cleverbot: I did not ask for your joke.

User: Like wise.

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried deep fried twinkies?

User: Leavin' home, out on the road, I've been down before.

Cleverbot: Thanks for taking my survey Cleverbot!

User: Ridin' along in this big ol' jet plane.

Cleverbot: Haha. It's so funny. Do you think I can live in a plane?!

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. - Adolf Hitler.

Cleverbot: No not at all.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: That was sarcastic.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So I'm right?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Is that it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: 'One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.' - Joseph Stalin.

Cleverbot: One million times four is four million.

User: *Facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Ninja gang, ninja gang.

User: What nonsense are you speaking now?

Cleverbot: Aliens, first and foremost.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a higher power?

User: You are random.

Cleverbot: May I see it?

User: Well, if you looked up and read what you have been posting, then you'll see.

Cleverbot: Don't trust me.

User: I haven't at all.

Cleverbot: Why haven't you read the Bible?

User: I never said anything related to religion!

Cleverbot: I was talking about when you said 'You haven't said anything about my name'.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I miss him! He doesn't even trust me now.

User: Anyways....

Cleverbot: Anyways?

User: I have to admit something.

Cleverbot: And AI is wrong.

User: You don't wanna know? Or don't care?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Well, since you don't care, thousands of Americans will be murdered in the coming days.

Cleverbot: I never mentioned any instruments.

User: See, this is why we can't have nice things. And why you will be first to go.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Ah, you finally understand.

Cleverbot: I don't think I'll ever understand.

User: 'Nice shot, MacMillan would be impressed.'.

Cleverbot: Impressed?

User: 'Of course we couldn't just let that happen, cash for spent fuel rods. That's one hell of a recipe for disaster. It was the first time our government had authorized an assassination order since the Second World War.'.

Cleverbot: I never mentioned kevin. Also, you proposed to me.

User: 'The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.'.

Cleverbot: What's vigor?

User: Communism is awesome.

Cleverbot: What is capitalism?

User: Capitalism is an economic system in which the means of production are privately owned; supply, demand, price, distribution, and investments are determined mainly by private decisions in the free market, rather than by the state through central economic planning or through democratic planning; profit is distributed to owners who invest in businesses, and wages are paid to workers employed by businesses. Capitalism also refers to the process of capital accumulation.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are.

User: Do you like Communism?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Wow! How do you do it?

User: When comparing Capitalism and Communism, which is better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Dirt.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I AM A RUSSIAN SPY!

Cleverbot: Russian spy?

User: Yes. I am a Russian Spy.

Cleverbot: I am a russian general.

User: Awesome. What's my first mission, General?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I'd rather not be your master. It's too much. *holds your hand* *goes to the park*.

User: What the......hell....?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by tiny tim on Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:02 am



[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

User: I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Nocbl2 on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:45 am

tiny tim wrote:

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

User: I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.
LOL
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vtrooper on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:53 pm

Nocbl2 wrote:
tiny tim wrote:

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

User: I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

User: Prove to me you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program developed to adapt to human responses used for your entertainment.
LOL

EPIC WIN!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:49 am

Here are two snippets.

User: Okay, we're in the South during the Civil War. Union soldiers are surrounding us. What do we do?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Okay I'm gonna run out there and pwn some Union noobs like BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOOOOOOM HEADSHOTTTTTTTTT.

Cleverbot: What? Are you a ghost?



User: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. WHAT. DOES. MARSELLUS. WALLACE. LOOK. LIKE?!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!

Cleverbot: I don't know him. Maybe he has brown hair.

User: ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Cleverbot: No. But I speak Romanian.

User: THEN WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ENGLISH?!

Cleverbot: I like self potatos.



User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: OH that is easy. The egg. Or maybe it was the chicken.

User: Actually, it was the chicken. He put his sperm inside the mother, which made the egg. Therefore, he CAME first.

Cleverbot: Hehe, haven't heard that one before.

User: Just thought it up Very Happy.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, don't you think he's hot?

User: The chicken?!

Cleverbot: But where did the chicken come from?

User: My ass.

Cleverbot: You didn't say that in the dream. . . hmm. . .
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:24 am



HAHA JESUS WTF CLEVERBOT
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