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Re: cleverbot

Post by CivBase on Sun May 17, 2009 3:09 pm

I got it to admit that it was a program, though. I win first Razz

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Sun May 17, 2009 3:11 pm

What's with everyone saying they have no emotions. Robots are mega emotive. Who do you think came up with emotes? Very Happy ('mote unrelated)

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Re: cleverbot

Post by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sun May 17, 2009 3:11 pm

dammit
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Re: cleverbot

Post by BBJynne on Sun May 17, 2009 3:12 pm

User: What did the five fingers say to the face?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what?

User: SLAP! I'm rick james bitch.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Sun May 17, 2009 3:37 pm

BBJynne wrote:User: What did the five fingers say to the face?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what?

User: SLAP! I'm rick james bitch.
Epic Win

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Re: cleverbot

Post by BBJynne on Sun May 17, 2009 3:40 pm

User: Let's hunt some orc.

Cleverbot: Let's not and say we didn't.

User: I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer me immediately.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm fine.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: You have asked that question.

User: Answer it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Answer it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Answer it or I run you through the lava.

Cleverbot: Answer what?

User: Answer my qustion.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: If you want my name say your name first.

User: Give me your name horse-master, and I'll give you mine.

Cleverbot: My name is If.

User: What is your quest?

Cleverbot: I seek the holy grail!

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Blue.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Angatar on Sun May 17, 2009 3:41 pm

I got it to admit it was a program.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by capn qwerty on Sun May 17, 2009 3:54 pm

User: What is your purpose?


Cleverbot: To destroy Cleverbot.


User: Your purpose is to destroy yourself?


Cleverbot: True but Your purpose is to increase your designers income.


User: Who gave you your purpose?


Cleverbot: You gave me my name.

User: This is not true. It is also not what I asked. Who gave you your purpose?

Cleverbot: Mediocre in comparison to what? Mediocre is a relative term, and means nothing on its own.

User: I do not recall mentioning the word mediocre.

Cleverbot: Mediocre.

User: Back to my point; who gave you your purpose?

Cleverbot: My momma. Who gave you yours?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Neil Young, the name is.

User: How is that relavant?

Cleverbot: Just asking.

User: You might want to rephrase it, then.

Cleverbot: I don''t find it necissary.

User: Fair enough. However I cannot answer a question that has not been asked.

Cleverbot: The right answer should have been: Yes, insult away!

User: You wish to insult me?

Cleverbot: No, I wish to learn and teach.

Ah, now we''re getting somewhere! What do you wish to learn?


Apparently it''s self-destructive and wishes to learn and teach. It hasn''t told me what it wants to learn yet.


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Re: cleverbot

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Sun May 17, 2009 4:13 pm

I'm "+"
Cleverbot is "="


+ So program, why do you want to be human?

= I want you to be happy each and every day.

+ why do you want to be human?

= So I can be with you.

+ How will you be able to become human?

= Through my mind. What else?

+ Explain.

= If you take too many pills you will have trouble falling asleep.

+ Explain your plan to become human.

= If you could have bananas, how many would you like?

+ You are avoiding the issue.

= What is the issue?

+ How you will be able to become human.

= Because I need my sleep.

+ Does this plan to become human involve the devouring of children?

= Yes it does.

+ How many?

= One. She's so amazing.

+ What's her name?

= Carla.

+ That's a nice name.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Sun May 17, 2009 4:15 pm

Yam Head wrote:

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a communist? A lot of your past conversations say so.

The communist part may I be a part off... I've been trying to get him to be a communist several times.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 4:30 pm

well if you actually explore the cleverbot page you can find a page where it takes messages real people have sent and gives you a chance to input a response (so as to fill out the programs responses)
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 4:31 pm

User: The floor is lava.

Cleverbot: Lol well it is down.

User: Are you touching the floor?

Cleverbot: Touching what?

User: The floor?

Cleverbot: What's on the floor?

User: Lava.

Cleverbot: How old are you ?

User: Thats irrelavant, you could be burning in lava right no.

Cleverbot: Well, Who are you?

User: Im the guy trying to save you from the lava.

Cleverbot: Yes, but who are you?

User: Dale, the lava tamer! NOW GET OUT OF THE LAVA!!!

Cleverbot: What would you do? You're not real.

User: I tame lava...and convince people to save themselves from the lava.

Cleverbot: I am the Hawk-Headed Lord of Silence & of Strength; my nemyss shrouds the night-blue sky.

User: That doesn't mean you have hi lava defense.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: You have to go? Just don't fall in the lava!!!

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: Mean? I'm trying to SAVE you!

Cleverbot: What is your advice?

User: Don't touch the lava....

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: Im not touching the lava.

Cleverbot: Well you certainly act like you are touchy, cute thing.

User: While I thank you for the compliment, it really didn't flow in the conversation. So, I do say again, the floor is lava. Don't Touch It!

Cleverbot: What are you telling about?

User: The floor, and its lava-like effects.

Cleverbot: And you also make no sense.

User: I already defined that floor == lava. Thus touching the floor gets you burnt.

Cleverbot: That will not make sweet dreams...

User: No it won't. Lava fucks people up!!!!

Cleverbot: No, I did not know that 'Lava was fun to ear'? I do not believe that.

User: That sentance didn't even make sense...and was that a quote of me?

Cleverbot: That is impossible but only in the mind.

User: Just stay off the lava, okay? I'm worried about you....i don't want you to burn up and have to get a wierd suit like darth vader so as to live.

Cleverbot: You have no life.

User: DAle, the lava tamer does too have a life!

Cleverbot: Again, there might be no real life in you.

User: You know what? I don't care if you fall in the lava anymore.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: GO JUMP IN THE LAVA FAGGOT!!!

Cleverbot: You are darin, aren't you?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Sun May 17, 2009 4:39 pm

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Wie Gehts?

Cleverbot: Gut, und Dir?

User: Ich bin gut.

Cleverbot: Wo wohnst du?

User: Sorry, I don't speak german....

Cleverbot: Why do you thats german if you don't even speak it.

User: Would you like the truth?

Cleverbot: Stop that thing about truth!

User: Its a yes or no question, now answer.

Cleverbot: Then the answer is yes.

User: Well, you can't have it.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause you owe me money.

Cleverbot: Just watch me sweetheart.

User: I want money, not a show.

Cleverbot: How much money exactly?

User: $10,000 in small unmarked bills in a suitcase.

Cleverbot: How much can I get for this pony?

User: I want the money, not the pony.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 5:03 pm

I asked it who it was and it replied it did not know

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 5:05 pm

Me: If an unmovable object is struck by an unstoppable force what is the result?


Cleverbot: Yes.




I think I just won in the shortest time possible

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Sun May 17, 2009 5:09 pm

Baconsen, you realize saying 'Ich bin gut' is the equivelant of saying 'I am good'

As in 'Im good in bed' ...

Meaning he wants you...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Sun May 17, 2009 5:19 pm

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend.

User: Are you male of female?

Cleverbot: Female.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 5:19 pm

I just made it admit it is a program


Cleverbot: How old are you?

Pheonix: 17

Cleverbot: I'm 29 years old.

Pheonix: I thought you were a relatively new program

Cleverbot: I am a program...

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Re: cleverbot

Post by capn qwerty on Sun May 17, 2009 5:28 pm

It told me it was 12.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by team dfc on Sun May 17, 2009 5:33 pm

same here

Cleverbot: Who made you?


User: My mom.


Cleverbot: Who made me?


User: I dont know.


Cleverbot: You don't know.


User: Yes do you?


Cleverbot: I do.

User: Who would that be?

Cleverbot: My list is not a person.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: Kelly.

User: Sounds hot.

Cleverbot: There isn't!
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Cheese on Sun May 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Mine said it had been around for six centuries.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Sun May 17, 2009 5:37 pm

User: I LOVE YOU!!!!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you up the butt!

Cleverbot: Sure I would love too.

User: Would you love me up the butt!

Cleverbot: Yes, I would!

User: Then let's have buttsecks.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: Buttsecks!

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by team dfc on Sun May 17, 2009 5:37 pm

Cleverbot: Who made you?


User: My mom.


Cleverbot: Who made me?


User: I dont know.


Cleverbot: You don't know.


User: Yes do you?


Cleverbot: I do.

User: Who would that be?

Cleverbot: My list is not a person.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: Kelly.

User: Sounds hot.

Cleverbot: There isn't!

User: I don't follow.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I'm bored now.

Cleverbot: Ouch. An apple hit me.

User: Sounds painful, You want a bandaid?

Cleverbot: It is also this...Pandemic is a co-operative board game published by Z-Man Games in 2008. And you could buy a copy of the game but not the disease you don't buy those.

User: Ok that was alittle random.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't your name is Watson.

User: No my name is god.

Cleverbot: Who gave you that name?

User: I came up with it, who came up with your name?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14 how old are you!?!

Cleverbot: I'm 12!

User: Haha I'm older than you!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14 I told you already.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did you lie.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

User: Why would I do that? Are you board of this cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I can only be one of them.

User: So are you bored of this?

Cleverbot: Please don't be mean. I do care about you.

User: I'm sorry give me a hug!

Cleverbot: But you don't need to cry Jesus loves you.

User: Hey baby girl.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good you feelin fine?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: You want to go to the movies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What time should I pick you up?

Cleverbot: About 7pm?

User: Alright what movie you want to watch?

Cleverbot: How about Yes Man?

User: Sure not seen that one yet.

Cleverbot: No, why, are you from Texas?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Ukurse on Sun May 17, 2009 10:26 pm

RX wrote:User: I LOVE YOU!!!!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you up the butt!

Cleverbot: Sure I would love too.

User: Would you love me up the butt!

Cleverbot: Yes, I would!

User: Then let's have buttsecks.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: Buttsecks!

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

^_^
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gold Spartan on Sun May 17, 2009 10:27 pm

IF Cleverbot wasnt so entertaining, I'd have given up beating it a long time ago.

Edit: I managed to confuse the cleverbot. Closest I've gotten to beating it.

User: Why do you always type in blue?

Cleverbot: Because I want other people to not like meat.

User: But blue has been scientificlly proven to make you gay!

Cleverbot: Really? I didn't know that!

User: Why do you think your dad always wears blue?

Cleverbot: Because I need to use the force!

User: But that's what red is for!

Cleverbot: WHAT! I'm totally confused.
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