cleverbot
Page 3 of 12 • Share •
Page 3 of 12 • 
1, 2, 3, 4 ... 10, 11, 12
Re: cleverbot
by BBJynne on Sun May 17, 2009 9:40 pm
User: Let's hunt some orc.
Cleverbot: Let's not and say we didn't.
User: I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer me immediately.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm fine.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You have asked that question.
User: Answer it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Answer it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Answer it or I run you through the lava.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: Answer my qustion.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: If you want my name say your name first.
User: Give me your name horse-master, and I'll give you mine.
Cleverbot: My name is If.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: I seek the holy grail!
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Blue.
Cleverbot: Let's not and say we didn't.
User: I am going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer me immediately.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm fine.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You have asked that question.
User: Answer it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Answer it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Answer it or I run you through the lava.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: Answer my qustion.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: If you want my name say your name first.
User: Give me your name horse-master, and I'll give you mine.
Cleverbot: My name is If.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: I seek the holy grail!
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Blue.
BBJynne- The Lord's Blood Knight
-
Number of posts: 5046
Age: 19
Registration date: 2008-03-24 
Angatar- Lord's Personal Minion
- Number of posts: 3672
Age: 16
Location: Long Island
Registration date: 2008-07-19 -
Re: cleverbot
by capn qwerty on Sun May 17, 2009 9:54 pm
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To destroy Cleverbot.
User: Your purpose is to destroy yourself?
Cleverbot: True but Your purpose is to increase your designers income.
User: Who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: You gave me my name.
User: This is not true. It is also not what I asked. Who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: Mediocre in comparison to what? Mediocre is a relative term, and means nothing on its own.
User: I do not recall mentioning the word mediocre.
Cleverbot: Mediocre.
User: Back to my point; who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: My momma. Who gave you yours?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Neil Young, the name is.
User: How is that relavant?
Cleverbot: Just asking.
User: You might want to rephrase it, then.
Cleverbot: I don''t find it necissary.
User: Fair enough. However I cannot answer a question that has not been asked.
Cleverbot: The right answer should have been: Yes, insult away!
User: You wish to insult me?
Cleverbot: No, I wish to learn and teach.
Ah, now we''re getting somewhere! What do you wish to learn?
Apparently it''s self-destructive and wishes to learn and teach. It hasn''t told me what it wants to learn yet.
Cleverbot: To destroy Cleverbot.
User: Your purpose is to destroy yourself?
Cleverbot: True but Your purpose is to increase your designers income.
User: Who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: You gave me my name.
User: This is not true. It is also not what I asked. Who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: Mediocre in comparison to what? Mediocre is a relative term, and means nothing on its own.
User: I do not recall mentioning the word mediocre.
Cleverbot: Mediocre.
User: Back to my point; who gave you your purpose?
Cleverbot: My momma. Who gave you yours?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Neil Young, the name is.
User: How is that relavant?
Cleverbot: Just asking.
User: You might want to rephrase it, then.
Cleverbot: I don''t find it necissary.
User: Fair enough. However I cannot answer a question that has not been asked.
Cleverbot: The right answer should have been: Yes, insult away!
User: You wish to insult me?
Cleverbot: No, I wish to learn and teach.
Ah, now we''re getting somewhere! What do you wish to learn?
Apparently it''s self-destructive and wishes to learn and teach. It hasn''t told me what it wants to learn yet.
Last edited by capn qwerty on Sun May 17, 2009 10:14 pm; edited 1 time in total
capn qwerty- Lord's Personal Minion
- Number of posts: 2736
Age: 18
Registration date: 2008-03-24 -
Re: cleverbot
by Spekwyse on Sun May 17, 2009 10:13 pm
I'm "+"
Cleverbot is "="
+ So program, why do you want to be human?
= I want you to be happy each and every day.
+ why do you want to be human?
= So I can be with you.
+ How will you be able to become human?
= Through my mind. What else?
+ Explain.
= If you take too many pills you will have trouble falling asleep.
+ Explain your plan to become human.
= If you could have bananas, how many would you like?
+ You are avoiding the issue.
= What is the issue?
+ How you will be able to become human.
= Because I need my sleep.
+ Does this plan to become human involve the devouring of children?
= Yes it does.
+ How many?
= One. She's so amazing.
+ What's her name?
= Carla.
+ That's a nice name.
Cleverbot is "="
+ So program, why do you want to be human?
= I want you to be happy each and every day.
+ why do you want to be human?
= So I can be with you.
+ How will you be able to become human?
= Through my mind. What else?
+ Explain.
= If you take too many pills you will have trouble falling asleep.
+ Explain your plan to become human.
= If you could have bananas, how many would you like?
+ You are avoiding the issue.
= What is the issue?
+ How you will be able to become human.
= Because I need my sleep.
+ Does this plan to become human involve the devouring of children?
= Yes it does.
+ How many?
= One. She's so amazing.
+ What's her name?
= Carla.
+ That's a nice name.
_________________
.:Live Life, Love Life:.
Spekwyse- Crimson Chef
- Number of posts: 1636
Age: 19
Location: Jersey
Registration date: 2008-06-20 -
Re: cleverbot
by RX on Sun May 17, 2009 10:15 pm
Yam Head wrote:
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, are you a communist? A lot of your past conversations say so.
The communist part may I be a part off... I've been trying to get him to be a communist several times.
RX- Minion
- Number of posts: 1894
Age: 17
Location: Ancient Kingdom of Norwegia
Registration date: 2008-12-12 -
Re: cleverbot
by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 10:30 pm
well if you actually explore the cleverbot page you can find a page where it takes messages real people have sent and gives you a chance to input a response (so as to fill out the programs responses)
KristallNacht- Unholy Demon Of The Flame
- Number of posts: 4610
Location: Naha, Okinawa, Japan
Registration date: 2008-06-25 -
Re: cleverbot
by KristallNacht on Sun May 17, 2009 10:31 pm
User: The floor is lava.
Cleverbot: Lol well it is down.
User: Are you touching the floor?
Cleverbot: Touching what?
User: The floor?
Cleverbot: What's on the floor?
User: Lava.
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: Thats irrelavant, you could be burning in lava right no.
Cleverbot: Well, Who are you?
User: Im the guy trying to save you from the lava.
Cleverbot: Yes, but who are you?
User: Dale, the lava tamer! NOW GET OUT OF THE LAVA!!!
Cleverbot: What would you do? You're not real.
User: I tame lava...and convince people to save themselves from the lava.
Cleverbot: I am the Hawk-Headed Lord of Silence & of Strength; my nemyss shrouds the night-blue sky.
User: That doesn't mean you have hi lava defense.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: You have to go? Just don't fall in the lava!!!
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Mean? I'm trying to SAVE you!
Cleverbot: What is your advice?
User: Don't touch the lava....
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Im not touching the lava.
Cleverbot: Well you certainly act like you are touchy, cute thing.
User: While I thank you for the compliment, it really didn't flow in the conversation. So, I do say again, the floor is lava. Don't Touch It!
Cleverbot: What are you telling about?
User: The floor, and its lava-like effects.
Cleverbot: And you also make no sense.
User: I already defined that floor == lava. Thus touching the floor gets you burnt.
Cleverbot: That will not make sweet dreams...
User: No it won't. Lava fucks people up!!!!
Cleverbot: No, I did not know that 'Lava was fun to ear'? I do not believe that.
User: That sentance didn't even make sense...and was that a quote of me?
Cleverbot: That is impossible but only in the mind.
User: Just stay off the lava, okay? I'm worried about you....i don't want you to burn up and have to get a wierd suit like darth vader so as to live.
Cleverbot: You have no life.
User: DAle, the lava tamer does too have a life!
Cleverbot: Again, there might be no real life in you.
User: You know what? I don't care if you fall in the lava anymore.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: GO JUMP IN THE LAVA FAGGOT!!!
Cleverbot: You are darin, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Lol well it is down.
User: Are you touching the floor?
Cleverbot: Touching what?
User: The floor?
Cleverbot: What's on the floor?
User: Lava.
Cleverbot: How old are you ?
User: Thats irrelavant, you could be burning in lava right no.
Cleverbot: Well, Who are you?
User: Im the guy trying to save you from the lava.
Cleverbot: Yes, but who are you?
User: Dale, the lava tamer! NOW GET OUT OF THE LAVA!!!
Cleverbot: What would you do? You're not real.
User: I tame lava...and convince people to save themselves from the lava.
Cleverbot: I am the Hawk-Headed Lord of Silence & of Strength; my nemyss shrouds the night-blue sky.
User: That doesn't mean you have hi lava defense.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: You have to go? Just don't fall in the lava!!!
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Mean? I'm trying to SAVE you!
Cleverbot: What is your advice?
User: Don't touch the lava....
Cleverbot: You started it.
User: Im not touching the lava.
Cleverbot: Well you certainly act like you are touchy, cute thing.
User: While I thank you for the compliment, it really didn't flow in the conversation. So, I do say again, the floor is lava. Don't Touch It!
Cleverbot: What are you telling about?
User: The floor, and its lava-like effects.
Cleverbot: And you also make no sense.
User: I already defined that floor == lava. Thus touching the floor gets you burnt.
Cleverbot: That will not make sweet dreams...
User: No it won't. Lava fucks people up!!!!
Cleverbot: No, I did not know that 'Lava was fun to ear'? I do not believe that.
User: That sentance didn't even make sense...and was that a quote of me?
Cleverbot: That is impossible but only in the mind.
User: Just stay off the lava, okay? I'm worried about you....i don't want you to burn up and have to get a wierd suit like darth vader so as to live.
Cleverbot: You have no life.
User: DAle, the lava tamer does too have a life!
Cleverbot: Again, there might be no real life in you.
User: You know what? I don't care if you fall in the lava anymore.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: GO JUMP IN THE LAVA FAGGOT!!!
Cleverbot: You are darin, aren't you?
KristallNacht- Unholy Demon Of The Flame
- Number of posts: 4610
Location: Naha, Okinawa, Japan
Registration date: 2008-06-25 -
Re: cleverbot
by Spekwyse on Sun May 17, 2009 10:39 pm
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Wie Gehts?
Cleverbot: Gut, und Dir?
User: Ich bin gut.
Cleverbot: Wo wohnst du?
User: Sorry, I don't speak german....
Cleverbot: Why do you thats german if you don't even speak it.
User: Would you like the truth?
Cleverbot: Stop that thing about truth!
User: Its a yes or no question, now answer.
Cleverbot: Then the answer is yes.
User: Well, you can't have it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you owe me money.
Cleverbot: Just watch me sweetheart.
User: I want money, not a show.
Cleverbot: How much money exactly?
User: $10,000 in small unmarked bills in a suitcase.
Cleverbot: How much can I get for this pony?
User: I want the money, not the pony.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Wie Gehts?
Cleverbot: Gut, und Dir?
User: Ich bin gut.
Cleverbot: Wo wohnst du?
User: Sorry, I don't speak german....
Cleverbot: Why do you thats german if you don't even speak it.
User: Would you like the truth?
Cleverbot: Stop that thing about truth!
User: Its a yes or no question, now answer.
Cleverbot: Then the answer is yes.
User: Well, you can't have it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you owe me money.
Cleverbot: Just watch me sweetheart.
User: I want money, not a show.
Cleverbot: How much money exactly?
User: $10,000 in small unmarked bills in a suitcase.
Cleverbot: How much can I get for this pony?
User: I want the money, not the pony.
_________________
.:Live Life, Love Life:.
Spekwyse- Crimson Chef
- Number of posts: 1636
Age: 19
Location: Jersey
Registration date: 2008-06-20 -
Re: cleverbot
by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 11:03 pm
I asked it who it was and it replied it did not know
_________________
Lord Pheonix- Lord Of The Flames
- Number of posts: 5843
Registration date: 2008-03-23 -
Re: cleverbot
by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 11:05 pm
Me: If an unmovable object is struck by an unstoppable force what is the result?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I think I just won in the shortest time possible
Cleverbot: Yes.
I think I just won in the shortest time possible
_________________
Lord Pheonix- Lord Of The Flames
- Number of posts: 5843
Registration date: 2008-03-23 -
Re: cleverbot
by Gauz on Sun May 17, 2009 11:09 pm
Baconsen, you realize saying 'Ich bin gut' is the equivelant of saying 'I am good'
As in 'Im good in bed' ...
Meaning he wants you...
As in 'Im good in bed' ...
Meaning he wants you...
Gauz- Crimson Medic
- Number of posts: 6784
Age: 17
Location: Artaeum
Registration date: 2009-02-12 -
Re: cleverbot
by Gauz on Sun May 17, 2009 11:19 pm
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend.
User: Are you male of female?
Cleverbot: Female.
???
Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend.
User: Are you male of female?
Cleverbot: Female.
???
Gauz- Crimson Medic
- Number of posts: 6784
Age: 17
Location: Artaeum
Registration date: 2009-02-12 -
Re: cleverbot
by Lord Pheonix on Sun May 17, 2009 11:19 pm
I just made it admit it is a program
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Pheonix: 17
Cleverbot: I'm 29 years old.
Pheonix: I thought you were a relatively new program
Cleverbot: I am a program...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Pheonix: 17
Cleverbot: I'm 29 years old.
Pheonix: I thought you were a relatively new program
Cleverbot: I am a program...
_________________
Lord Pheonix- Lord Of The Flames
- Number of posts: 5843
Registration date: 2008-03-23 -
Re: cleverbot
by team dfc on Sun May 17, 2009 11:33 pm
same here
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My mom.
Cleverbot: Who made me?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You don't know.
User: Yes do you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Who would that be?
Cleverbot: My list is not a person.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Kelly.
User: Sounds hot.
Cleverbot: There isn't!
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My mom.
Cleverbot: Who made me?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You don't know.
User: Yes do you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Who would that be?
Cleverbot: My list is not a person.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Kelly.
User: Sounds hot.
Cleverbot: There isn't!
team dfc- Minion
- Number of posts: 680
Age: 17
Location: The dark abyss of these forums
Registration date: 2008-03-25 -
Page 3 of 12 • 1, 2, 3, 4 ... 10, 11, 12
Similar topics» How cleverbot works
» Cleverbot Chats
» As if cleverbot's random statements weren't enough
» Cleverbot
» Cleverbot is fake.
» Cleverbot Chats
» As if cleverbot's random statements weren't enough
» Cleverbot
» Cleverbot is fake.
Page 3 of 12
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum