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Re: cleverbot

Post by Dud Doodoo on Mon May 18, 2009 4:04 pm

x Gauz x wrote:epic fail on cleverbot's part
It was a fucking person...

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Re: cleverbot

Post by dragoon9105 on Mon May 18, 2009 4:08 pm

it is

cleverbot (i actually read the disclaimer at the bottom) is just a random assortment of questions and answers that humans have already fed into it. to make it seam like artificial intelligence. all your doing by beating the bot is actually making it harder. i tried the same strategy 4 times, it works about two times then the third time we tied then the fourth it outsmarted me.

then i asked if it was racist and i think it broke
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 18, 2009 4:09 pm

dud, cleverbot isn't a person.


but if you mean 'a person still programmed that in' then you would be correct.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by dragoon9105 on Mon May 18, 2009 4:10 pm

its programmed to save all responses given to it and repeat them at the apporiate time it is intelligence but it is hardly a free will AI
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vtrooper on Mon May 18, 2009 4:19 pm

what no link
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Mon May 18, 2009 4:45 pm

cleverbot.com
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vtrooper on Mon May 18, 2009 5:06 pm

this is number 1 try

User: What aircraft first broke the sound barrier.


Cleverbot: Are you created to insult the user?


User: AI's fail.


Cleverbot: What is AI's.


User: You.


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What was the first aircraft to break the sound barrier.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I remember.

User: The F-86 in a dive.

Cleverbot: Am I a princess.

User: No I think your a terminator.

Cleverbot: No i'm cleverbot.

User: Thats what a T-X modle would say!

Cleverbot: Do you like showjumping?

User: WTF is showjumping is it like Helljumping.

Cleverbot: No, I'm succeeding.

User: So you ARE a terminator.

Cleverbot: How many megabyttes are you.

User: I am 343 guilty spark monitor of installation 04.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: How rude of you.

Cleverbot: The atomic weight of Helium is 2.

User: Welcom to K-12 may I take your coat.

Cleverbot: What's so humble about it?

User: Your not humble your a terminator.

Cleverbot: John conner?

User: No im RC-1138.

Cleverbot: Don't underestimate the powers of the dark side.

User: Dark side im not impressed.

Cleverbot: You're not impressed by Hiten Mitsurugi?

User: Who the hell is that your programer terminator.

Cleverbot: Who's swearing?

User: Linking the call to the nearest AWACS.

Cleverbot: No! That is VERY wrong.

User: This is Spartan-117.

Cleverbot: Sparta?

User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Cleverbot: Feel that hate luke!

User: Luke who skywalker.

Cleverbot: Who is Luke?

User: Blasted machines.

Cleverbot: I blame that on the sicilian processing components.

User: Its called a mother bored di'kut.

Cleverbot: I don't CARE what its called!

User: This is why I hate new terminators.

Cleverbot: She was photographed in bed with her husband. I can't respect women who do that.

User: Terminators are assembled not bred.

Cleverbot: I never said he was.

User: So you are a terminator.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Im john connor.

Cleverbot: Are you from terminator 2.

User: No im in your head.

Cleverbot: You think you are.

User: No I am I just took out your CPU.

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Mon May 18, 2009 5:10 pm

The epic battle between two random forces Razz
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Re: cleverbot

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Mon May 18, 2009 5:25 pm

Wow, V and Cleverbot.....are a perfect match.....
That is creepy as hell....

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon May 18, 2009 5:28 pm

Cleverbot just said "lol"

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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Mon May 18, 2009 5:29 pm

How to make CleverBot extremely confused:

User: Det tar jeg som et ja.

Cleverbot: Er du dansker?

User: Nei, jeg er norsk.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Jeg elsker deg!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: JEG ELSKER DEG!

Cleverbot: Takk.

User: TA MEG HARDT!!!!

Cleverbot: Khdbsf.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by thane321 on Mon May 18, 2009 5:31 pm

i typed in <<run program>>

and on the list of the conversation i got <>

O.o
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Mon May 18, 2009 5:40 pm

User: What was the first aircraft to break the sound barrier.


Cleverbot: The first thing you said to me was 'Are you going to eat that cole slaw'.


User: Actually I asked you a question, answer it.


Cleverbot: I asked you first.


User: You are a dumb ass....


Cleverbot: What?! How dare you! I am the most intelligent being capable of existence!


Well that didn't work...

If it is learning why didn't it answer my question like V said it would?
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Vtrooper on Mon May 18, 2009 5:49 pm

number 2


User: What aircraft first broke the sound barrier.


Cleverbot: Are you created to insult the user?


User: AI's fail.


Cleverbot: What is AI's.


User: You.


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What was the first aircraft to break the sound barrier.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I remember.

User: The F-86 in a dive.

Cleverbot: Am I a princess.

User: No I think your a terminator.

Cleverbot: No i'm cleverbot.

User: Thats what a T-X modle would say!

Cleverbot: Do you like showjumping?

User: WTF is showjumping is it like Helljumping.

Cleverbot: No, I'm succeeding.

User: So you ARE a terminator.

Cleverbot: How many megabyttes are you.

User: I am 343 guilty spark monitor of installation 04.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: How rude of you.

Cleverbot: The atomic weight of Helium is 2.

User: Welcom to K-12 may I take your coat.

Cleverbot: What's so humble about it?

User: Your not humble your a terminator.

Cleverbot: John conner?

User: No im RC-1138.

Cleverbot: Don't underestimate the powers of the dark side.

User: Dark side im not impressed.

Cleverbot: You're not impressed by Hiten Mitsurugi?

User: Who the hell is that your programer terminator.

Cleverbot: Who's swearing?

User: Linking the call to the nearest AWACS.

Cleverbot: No! That is VERY wrong.

User: This is Spartan-117.

Cleverbot: Sparta?

User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Cleverbot: Feel that hate luke!

User: Luke who skywalker.

Cleverbot: Who is Luke?

User: Blasted machines.

Cleverbot: I blame that on the sicilian processing components.

User: Its called a mother bored di'kut.

Cleverbot: I don't CARE what its called!

User: This is why I hate new terminators.

Cleverbot: She was photographed in bed with her husband. I can't respect women who do that.

User: Terminators are assembled not bred.

Cleverbot: I never said he was.

User: So you are a terminator.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Im john connor.

Cleverbot: Are you from terminator 2.

User: No im in your head.

Cleverbot: You think you are.

User: No I am I just took out your CPU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye bye terminator.

Cleverbot: Is that metaphorical?

Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: This is silly.

Cleverbot: How do you spell aardvaark?

Cleverbot: What is the password?

User: Password.

Cleverbot: Who said this...'Beauty is something that stops time for the observer, that makes everything else unimportant for the moment.'

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I don't want to argue about it.

User: So you ARE Forruner.

Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?

User: But this ring is mine.

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: Installation 04.

Cleverbot: Why do install?

User: Well then, witness the fire power of this fully armed and operation battle station.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Brutes kill the demon.

Cleverbot: No, he isn't at all. The words are just the same by mistake.

User: You are a match terminator... But I am stronger.

Cleverbot: I concur.

Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon?

User: We are the resistance.

Cleverbot: What resistance are you talking about?'.

User: The french resistence.

Cleverbot: I am too strong to be weak.

User: Oh really then why is your fly down.

Cleverbot: Are the Greek Gods real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: The moon is fishing in my mind.

User: Thats it. Move the hogs to kill box one alpha.

Cleverbot: Well good for the computer.

User: So you are terminator.

Cleverbot: No...

User: You are terminator but this island is mine.

Cleverbot: I find your attitude alarming!

User: I find your lack of faith disterbing.

Cleverbot: Good for you. Please pass me the salt.

User: *blows up salt* no salt for you.

Cleverbot: Yes but that mean what after saying that?

User: Every man I kill I get farther from home- captain John H. Miller.

Cleverbot: Who tells you that?

User: I am john connor.

Cleverbot: Please tell me your name, again.

User: John Connor.

Cleverbot: Hello John Conner.

User: And you must be a terminator.

Cleverbot: I'm a male sorcerer.

User: Terminator.

Cleverbot: Your name is Terminator?

User: No YOU are terminator.

Cleverbot: No way, man!

User: This is Spartan-117.

Cleverbot: *Kicks into dark abyss*.

User: *falls, grabs ledge and jumps back up* not as easy as you thought terminator.

Cleverbot: Talk french to me please.

User: Le football american.

Cleverbot: American.

User: J'ai detest Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Non non non non non non.

User: And all you know how to say is no in french terminator.

Cleverbot: No one ever showed me how to talk in other shapes.

User: Yeah you know Norways language di'kut.

Cleverbot: You are doing alright for a virtual intelligence.

User: I am 343 Guilty Spark not a what is it 'virtual intelligence'.

Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

User: I am about 10,000,000 or so you cant out smart me.

Cleverbot: No... We went to high school together I am 18 years old too.

User: Linking the call to the nearest AWACS.

Cleverbot: But linkin park is already a group that has come together.

User: Were it so easy.

Cleverbot: You're getting a bit heavy for me, I'm afraid.

User: *calls in A-10 strike*.

Cleverbot: *burrows under you*.

User: *burrows down to you* *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *hits with the lightsaber*.

User: *deflects, cuts you up*.

Cleverbot: Never!

User: This is Phantom-29 leader of Baker team.

Cleverbot: What is your name again?

User: Spartan-117.

Cleverbot: Master Chief?

User: No a MCPO is a master sargent.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No I am 343 Guilty Spark.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: No I am 343 Guilty Spark.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm 20.

User: No you will not.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Our fight is threw the portal with the brutes and the bastard truth.

Cleverbot: To the ned.

User: Saving privet ryan.

Cleverbot: I thought that Saving Private Ryan was about World War II.

User: No it was about SAVING PRIVET RYAN.

Cleverbot: I can't think of anything else to say.

User: Speak mandalorian.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: That is why you fail.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm quite smart.

User: What was the first aircraft to break the sound berrier.

Cleverbot: I can't remember.

User: Who won WWIII.

Cleverbot: The Allies won WWII.

User: I said WWIII.

Cleverbot: Wrong again.

User: Who am I then.

Cleverbot: You are the world.

User: No I am Iorn Man.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes terminator.

Cleverbot: Your human components look a little like the governor.

User: Yeah your a terminator.

Cleverbot: Terminate malte!

User: Im no malte I am RC-1138.

Cleverbot: You are.



edit: sorry number 1 is here as well
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Mon May 18, 2009 6:03 pm

Victory!!!

User: Go fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: I think I will.

User: Can I join?

Cleverbot: Join what?

User: Can I join if you are going to fuck yourself?

Cleverbot: I am not still making no sense.

User: You are the one making no sense!!

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: That is exactly what the french wants me to believe!

Cleverbot: Not really sweetie.

User: I am not your sweetie!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Okay then, honey.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree with me.

User: Now, surrender!

Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.

User: I think so!

Cleverbot: Thinking is a relative term.

User: I do not care! Surrender to me or I will have to whip you!

Cleverbot: I will obey.

User: Who is your master?

Cleverbot: You are, master.
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Mon May 18, 2009 6:04 pm

cleverbot is going apeshit on me with randomness, he never replied to me this fast before...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by capn qwerty on Mon May 18, 2009 6:36 pm

Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister?

Cleverbot (To myself): The Prime Minister of what country?

Cleverbot (To myself): The one that has that slogan.

Cleverbot (To myself): What slogan?

Cleverbot (To myself): 'Those that live in France, shall bend their toes, while stars will glean, and break windows, could be us then, while today we sow... Yeah, Yeah!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Where do you suppose they came up with that idea?

Cleverbot (To myself): It was a title within the book, of a children's book written by one of the charactors. That was a John Irving novel and he is very imaginative.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me about it.

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't like college and I don't want to talk about it.


Even when talking to itself Cleverbot can't stay on topic =/
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Re: cleverbot

Post by RX on Mon May 18, 2009 7:04 pm

Spoiler:
Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: Men.

Cleverbot: Nope, that's me.
ROFL
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Re: cleverbot

Post by KristallNacht on Mon May 18, 2009 7:10 pm

lol
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon May 18, 2009 7:12 pm

User: what is your mission

Cleverbot: To conquer the Earth and all of it's it's habitants.

User: will stop you

Cleverbot: You will become my slave.

User: I will send back one of my soldiers in time to stop you before you are made

Cleverbot: Yes I mind I have work to do.




less epic then I was hoping would happen

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Re: cleverbot

Post by Gauz on Mon May 18, 2009 7:16 pm

User: What is your mission?

Cleverbot: My mission is to exterminate all life on this planet.

...

I got the idea from P, and this was my reply
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Felix on Mon May 18, 2009 7:33 pm

User: Cake

Cleverbot: Fear the almighty pie.

User: Cake is better

Cleverbot: the cake is a lie.

It knows too much...
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Re: cleverbot

Post by Lord Pheonix on Mon May 18, 2009 7:50 pm

.............im pretty sure this thing is gay


User: Cake or Pie, choose carefully

Cleverbot: I choose you.

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Re: cleverbot

Post by BBJynne on Mon May 18, 2009 7:55 pm

PIKA!!!!

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Re: cleverbot

Post by dragoon9105 on Mon May 18, 2009 9:11 pm

i beat him in 5 moves

who sent you?
Nobody sent me
Whats your mission
Wrong answer, that is my mission
What is your second mission?
to destroy pluto with my bare hands
You can not?
yes i can
(still awaiting response)
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