New World Order

I've decided to take over the world.

Who's with me?
I'm gonna need some faithful followers.


You lot can be my brain-washed followers and mindless slaves.
or trusted captains... whatever you like

Remember:

Overlord Jynne will keep you safe.
You can trust Overlord Jynne.
You should give Overlord Jynne all your money.
Overlord Jynne is your friend.
Overlord Jynne is your only friend.

No. Get out. You shall not challenge the power of our Lord Pheonix, and above all, you shall not challenge the power of the queen.



Surrender your claims or die.

I'm not taking over the internet.
I'm taking over the world.

















and then banning 4chan from existence.

I follow Jynne as captain...

excellent


start stockpiling weapons

Then you will burn. I shall make preparations for the destruction of your being. I suggest and potential followers make their ties clear immediately, and I suggest those ties be with TCF, and not this false Idol.

I am putting out a bounty of 100,000 pies for ReconToaster

bring him dead or alive

Also, I have decided that Pheonix can be governor of the internet.

Let us start world domination by illegal weapon trafficking. We will trafic weapons to the Carribean, Africa, South America, and Asia

We will then have the support of Carribean Pirates, Several African rebel groups, Asia drug lords, + South American drug lords.

From there we go into terrorism and establish multiple locations in SA, Africa, and Asia + Pacific.

I shall join your army.

you can have Russia

Vodka production is your most vital duty

We need to take Canada if we are going to get any good comidians for export...

get to it then


you can't expect me to do everything myself

Well, it would be easier to smuggle comidians out of the country if we had more than three people

I set 1,000,000 pies on Jynne!


ALL LOYALIST JOIN ME!!