Qwertyopolis 1.1

*runs from a few patrols*

i wonder why there are so many patrols here....

*snaps 1 patrols neck and then snaps the other partols spine finsishes that last one by punching him in the throat and dealing a deadly blow to the head*

*hears dogs barking in the distance*
catch me if you can *runs full speed in the same direction i had been going*

Fuck this..
*goes even furthur down the road*
*sees hummer patrol*
*fires photon cannon at it*

well now who is dumb enough to climb out of that.

*sees guy climbing out*
*walks over to him and toweres above him as he is shooting me with pistol*
*clubs him over the head and drags him back to group*

got myself some food...... or we could interogate him?

*continues moving down the road with a dead dog over my shoulder*

*looks at the man cowering in fear from me, grz, and JB*

Who is this?

I think... we should keep him for interrogation..

*Puts on helmet and turns on radio so as to hear what the soldier is saying while walking*
*walks toward truck*
*finds nothing of interest*
*takes a few of the planes missiles*
*takes computer and links it to my armor(it's still off)*
*walks northwest*

*sneaks up behind qwerty and pickpockets my equipment*

Wow... he has huge pockets!

*managed to avoid the dogs*
*is around 90 miles ahead of everyone else*
* the flash lights of a patrol is seen*
Patrol: Hes not here, Move on to the next ditch
*lets breath out in releif*
*opens lap top and sets up communications with Gauz and jake*

Finally a good connection

its getting really bad out here guys

ive picked off a few so im drawing them off your intended path

though the number of patrols have increased dramatically

*hears a tank rumbling across the bridge im under*

sorry guys gotta go *closes lap top and stores webcam and internet card*

*takes off at full speed to get to the bottom of this...*

*towards group currently with me*
Well, maybe we should start pulling little peices off till he starts talking, OOH, we could feed him to noc... i mean he is a Brute... >.>

*gets ping from nates computer, using suits internal com. device reads message telling me and Gauz to rally up*

U guys take care of this, see ya down the road

*switches suit to speed and takes off in a flash*

CivBase wrote:*sneaks up behind qwerty and pickpockets my equipment*

Wow... he has huge pockets!

inb4 that didn't happen

*follows JB after responding to nates message*

ok... well then what battlion and what country are you from?
*man still in fear but still balzy to spit*
*cleans off visor*

Do you know who I am?.... I'm your worst nightmare and this guy here is gonna be even worse.
*points to noc*
you hungry Noc? iwas thinking the water torture but i think limbs being broken and eaten would do sufficiently as well.. I know you speak english now who are you with?
*gets hand ready to break.

*Has Reached a small camp on the road filled with bodies*

Damnit nate is ahead of me

*finds a motorcycle with no gas*

Well that sucks, hmm

*Grabs gas can and makes the motorcycle explode*

Ok that was satisifing, hmm oh well, time to go

*Turns Power armor on and begins sprinting down the road*

*remembers to mark everyone in the group on my map*

*Log in the numbers, you all appear as blips in range, or arrows pointing to your location out*

Okay, lets move along..

*has already disappeared so I am not marked*
*follows JB and Gauz unnoticed*

*keeps following JB, then notices on my map a red blip*

*arm my BR and lunge onto RX pinning him and pointing the rifle in his face*

*notices it is RX, marks him as a friendly on map, and races to catch up JB*