Re: Obscenely bad pick-up lines! Yay! (Or good ones)

by Ascendant Justice on Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:36 pm

*begins writing these down*

by Ringleader on Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:44 pm

hey sweetie, if you'll be my bride, Ill groom ya

by YouCurse on Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:05 am

SO THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS!!

I have been trying to be romantic, smart, and witty. All I needed to do was be a Jerk, of course!

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!

by Carcarius on Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:09 am

Ukurse wrote:

I'll be sure to use these.
Thanks guys!

remember, If you put a whole jar of vaseline on your face it won't hurt as much

by Gauz on Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:29 pm

by PiEdude on Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:33 am

RX wrote:There's a party in my pants and you're invited.

I do this in spanish, lol.

by Gauz on Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:02 am

I've heard that in spanish one too many times in the school year -.-

by Death no More on Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:05 am

Death no more wrote:
XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
ill use that just to be retarded :p

omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-

by Nocbl2 on Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:07 am

If I was a model you'd be my choice brand!

by Gauz on Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:20 am

Death no more wrote:
Death no more wrote:
XNate02 wrote:Does this rag smell like Chloroform

Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!
ill use that just to be retarded :p
omg that one sucked, it wasnt even funny when I used -.-

This guy ^
Fails for trying to use that pick up line

by Jamiesway on Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:49 am

about 2 out 12 of those wont get u slaped

by Ringleader on Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:06 am

Girls, I'm known as the professor of love, (and schools in session)

*WHEEEEEEZEEEEEEE*

Yeeeep, still got it

by tiny tim on Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:37 am

XNate02 wrote:
Why dont you me, and my D12 go back to my place and play some hardcore DnD...... im a level 6 half Dragon!

^ this guy fails because the D12 is not real!

by Jamiesway on Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:27 am

really yall really