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dont you love when nerds are trying to meet women through an anonymous chat site.... grrrr, it wasn't like that when i first got on

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You: doood
Stranger: duuude!
You: yeahhhh
You: like
You: what's goin' on man?
Stranger: not much dude.
Stranger: chillin'
You: sweet
You: letting the vibes flow through ya
You: I hear that
Stranger: mmmmhm.
You: so what you wanna do, man?
Stranger: ACID
You: ahh
You: that's not even cool
Stranger: totally is
You: nah
You: the grass of life
You: is so much more appealing dude
Stranger: it is it is
You: it's like...
Stranger: but have you ever BEEN on a trip?!
You: with Acid?
Stranger: or shrooms man
You: nah man
You: I never did yet
Stranger: sooo good
You: oh well
You: that's just like, I heard you get caught with that shit they bust you up big time
Stranger: that's why you don't get caught. ;)
You: how do you manage that dude?
Stranger: do it in the privacy of your own meadow out in the middle of nowhere.
You: Ahhh
You: nice one
You: I'll have to try that
Stranger: yes you will, dude.
Stranger: it'll change your life
You: for sure...
You: be like, whoa what's going on and stuff
Stranger: mmm
You: I wanna be the very best man
You: like, no one ever was
Stranger: oh you will, you will.
You: to, ya know, catch them is my real test
Stranger: you will man!
You: to train them is my cause!
Stranger: it's possible!
You: I'm gonna fucking... travel across the land
Stranger: yeah!
You: and search far and wide
Stranger: do it man
You: each one to like, understand the power... it's inside
Stranger: shit man
You: what?
Stranger: i'm high as fuuuck
Stranger: and this is making it so much better
You: the pokemon song?
Stranger: YES
You: groovy
Stranger: yeah....yeah
Stranger: peace man
Stranger: good talkin' to ya
You: alright
You: have a good one, dude
Stranger: you too!
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The way you incorporated that pokemon theme.... That's the greatest thing I've read in a long time.

That was amazing.

BB
Epic Win!!!!!!

BB

How the hell do you come up with that?


Its hilarious!

Jesus christ, this place sometimes feels like the internet 2 months ago. ....







Wuv you guys really <3

wow BB, you've finally done something to make me legitimately laugh.

Death no more wrote:

CivBase wrote:

That was amazing.

Awesome.




Also why do the majority of people make the conversation about weird, strange things

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: guess what im doin
You: what?
Stranger: playing with myself
You: OMG
You: PEDOFILEYA
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You: Hi there!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: g/b
You: Would you like to join my Cult?
You: We provide free refreshments!
Stranger: no
Stranger: g/b
You: Oh, man.
You: We could use all the help we can get!
You: Storming the White House to prove that Giraffes don't exist is our cause, and it isn't going to be easy!
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You: Hi there!
Stranger: hey
You: Would you like to join my Cult?
Stranger: nope
You: Oh, man.
Stranger: but thanks for asking
You: We provide free refreshments!
Stranger: awwwwww
Stranger: very tempting... still
Stranger: i'm going to have to pass
You: Okay then.
Stranger: what kind of cult is it?
You: We are a cult devoted to proving that Giraffes don't exist.
Stranger: how is that working for you?
You: Terrible.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hmmmmmn
You: Everyone says we are crazy.
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: well, what do they know?
You: I try to prove it to them with logic, but they still don't listen.
Stranger: logic?
You: I keep asking everyone who says they exist this question:
Stranger: i'd love to hear your arguement
Stranger: yeah?
You: What sound does a Giraffe make?
Stranger: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: rotfl
Stranger: good question
Stranger: v good question
You: See?
You: They don't make a sound.
You: You know why?
You: Because they don't exist!
Stranger: cause they dnt exist?
You: It's a lie!
You: A myth!
You: An urban legend!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm sold
Stranger: tell me where to sign up!!!
You: You don't 'sign up'
You: You are either completely with us
You: or not at all
Stranger: i am with you 100%
You: Good.
You: To join us, all of our potential members need to meet at the front of the White House in Washington D.C.
Stranger: oooo
You: on September 17, 2009.
Stranger: that'll b hard
Stranger: i live n work in the uk
You: Hmm...
You: Maybe I can find some extra money in the cult funds
You: to buy you a plane ticket to the US.
You: But, since I am doing this for you, I have your trust that you will come.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i will#
You: Good.
You: Now I will tell you our plan to prove Giraffes are a myth.
Stranger: yayyyyyyy
Stranger: cnt wait
You: We plan on storming the White House and finding Kyle waiting for us.
Stranger: ok
You: Kyle is his code-name, Martha Sped is his real name.
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epic win!

Who's Martha Sped?

http://www.thecrimsonflame.com/the-library-f3/martha-t1741.htm

That's Martha Sped.

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Stranger: hi
You: hello peon
You: you may address me as warlord of the arena
Stranger: ?
You: you heard me
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Stranger: hey
You: hello, peon
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You: hello, peon
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you too
You: you may address me as warlord of the arena
Stranger: no
You: and i will not accept that type of insolence!
Stranger: fuck you bastard
Stranger: unfunny
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