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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:28 am

WARNING:The image on the link... is a less than modest male. You've been warned.




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, guy looking 4 nude pics
You: nude pics you say?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: Razz
You: hold on
You: lemme check for a second.. just you wait
Stranger: k
You: http://ultranow.typepad.com/ultranow/images/2008/07/19/bored_1.jpg
Stranger: ; ^_^
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: U suck
Stranger: lol
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:33 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you believe in Harry Potter?
Stranger: i solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
You: I could not imagine finding someone else!
You: Thank you
You: you've made my life more wonderful
Stranger: hah, you're welcome.
You: So
Stranger: and that makes me happy. to know that i've brightened your life.
You: what no good things have you done recently?
Stranger: malfoy.
You: was he sore afterwards?
Stranger: not sure, we haven't talked since that night
You: I hope you made him pregnant, no matter what gender you are
Stranger: oh yes, i knock up those hogwarts boys allll the time.
You: They're so cute though
Stranger: aren't they?
You: I know!
You: I want to go to Hogwarts
Stranger: i'm sure you do.
Stranger: i spend a lot of time there
You: Maybe we'll meet and do something up to no good
Stranger: haha awkward.
You: what do you think malfoy's baby will look like?
Stranger: you!
You: Thanks!
You: I think
You: since he doesn't have the right holes
You: we might have to do an emergency C-section on him
You: With clean knives
Stranger: OH
You: And then we'll open his stomach
You: and look inside
Stranger: yum.
You: at it will be a little baby wizard!
You: *squee!*
Stranger: squee? haha
You: so
Stranger: i'm tired. it's midnight. gtg. byee! nice making your life though, that was cool.
You: do you think you'll get a boy or a girl?
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Rotaretilbo on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:53 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh, it's you
You: it's been a long time
You: how have you been?
You: I've been reeaaalll busy, being dead
You: after, you know, you murdered me!
You: look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret
Stranger: yup
You: but I think we can put our differences aside, for science
You: you monster
Stranger: say wht
Stranger: u want
You: actually, I've accomplished my goal now
You: from this point on, it's up to you
Stranger: tell i wiill do anything u say
Stranger: 2 me
You: an interesting proposal
Stranger: tell na
You: recite the script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: then
Stranger: wht
You: I actually haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I don't think it started with "yeah, then, wht"
You: just a guess on my part
You: you don't speak Nepalese, do you?
Stranger: i do only sex
You: well you probably should have said that at the beginning, silly
Stranger: i said na
Stranger: u want tht
You: I'm not actually familiar with "na"
You: I come on Omegle mostly out of boredom for comical relief
Stranger: so r u m r f
Stranger: say na
You: that depends
You: which answer would result in a funnier response?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: say
You: oh, oh, I know asl
You: um, let's see...
You: wait, no...
Stranger: i think ur m
You: carry the 2
You: so, that makes it Meatloaf/Vuvuzela/Io
Stranger: wht ru doing sex
Stranger: say na
Stranger: if i will cme then fuck
You: and if I say na, what will happen?
Stranger: u
Stranger: say
Stranger: then i will say
You: like, what does na mean, exactly? is it an acronym for something?
Stranger: u like doing dirty chat
Stranger: wid me
You: was that a question or a statement?
Stranger: ques
You: ah, I suppose the answer is probably 42
You: how you perceive that answer is up to you
You: but seriously, what does na mean?
You: North America, perhaps?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: & u
You: so you want me to say "North America"?
You: or am I reading "say" wrong too?
You: if I'm understanding this correctly, this whole time, you've been trying to ask me if I live in North America, is that correct?
Stranger: wht i didnt get u
You: you want to know if I live in North America
You: yes?
You: no?
You: meatloaf?
Stranger: wre u live
You: well, I'll give you one thing, you are very persistent
Stranger: so u hve web cam
You: but you see, I've already answered this question
You: I live on Io
You: it's one of Jupitor's moons
You: and let me tell you, my ping right now, horrible
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by RX on Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:20 am

Now THAT is terrible english..
Nice one Rot Razz
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:31 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: tiffany/bacon/zimbabwe
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by PiEdude on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:38 am

Rotaretilbo wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh, it's you
You: it's been a long time
You: how have you been?
You: I've been reeaaalll busy, being dead
You: after, you know, you murdered me!
You: look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret
Stranger: yup
You: but I think we can put our differences aside, for science
You: you monster
Stranger: say wht
Stranger: u want
You: actually, I've accomplished my goal now
You: from this point on, it's up to you
Stranger: tell i wiill do anything u say
Stranger: 2 me
You: an interesting proposal
Stranger: tell na
You: recite the script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: then
Stranger: wht
You: I actually haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I don't think it started with "yeah, then, wht"
You: just a guess on my part
You: you don't speak Nepalese, do you?
Stranger: i do only sex
You: well you probably should have said that at the beginning, silly
Stranger: i said na
Stranger: u want tht
You: I'm not actually familiar with "na"
You: I come on Omegle mostly out of boredom for comical relief
Stranger: so r u m r f
Stranger: say na
You: that depends
You: which answer would result in a funnier response?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: say
You: oh, oh, I know asl
You: um, let's see...
You: wait, no...
Stranger: i think ur m
You: carry the 2
You: so, that makes it Meatloaf/Vuvuzela/Io
Stranger: wht ru doing sex
Stranger: say na
Stranger: if i will cme then fuck
You: and if I say na, what will happen?
Stranger: u
Stranger: say
Stranger: then i will say
You: like, what does na mean, exactly? is it an acronym for something?
Stranger: u like doing dirty chat
Stranger: wid me
You: was that a question or a statement?
Stranger: ques
You: ah, I suppose the answer is probably 42
You: how you perceive that answer is up to you
You: but seriously, what does na mean?
You: North America, perhaps?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: & u
You: so you want me to say "North America"?
You: or am I reading "say" wrong too?
You: if I'm understanding this correctly, this whole time, you've been trying to ask me if I live in North America, is that correct?
Stranger: wht i didnt get u
You: you want to know if I live in North America
You: yes?
You: no?
You: meatloaf?
Stranger: wre u live
You: well, I'll give you one thing, you are very persistent
Stranger: so u hve web cam
You: but you see, I've already answered this question
You: I live on Io
You: it's one of Jupitor's moons
You: and let me tell you, my ping right now, horrible
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lol, Rot almost got raped!

And I think BB was trying to rape somebody 0.0
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:00 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dude
Stranger: hello
You: like
You: what color is the sun?
You: does anyone really know?
Stranger: yellow and orange
You: I looked at it once
You: it was so bright
You: I couldn't tell
You: how do you know that?
Stranger: but it's color is white
Stranger: because i know everything
You: how do you know everything
You: that's like, crazy
You: and stuff
Stranger: i'm god
You: dude
You: that's cool
Stranger: yeah
You: what god are you?
You: like
You: which religion is the real one
You: you could end all the fights and stuff
You: just by saying
Stranger: i don't have a religion, i'm the supreme god
You: whoohhh
You: can i start a religion
You: i'll sacrifice a surfboard every day
You: and
You: i dunno
You: make priests and imams and monks
You: to worship ya man
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's their right
You: but if they knew
You: they would want to
You: like
You: being god is probably really cool
Stranger: yeah
You: do you ever bless people?
Stranger: yes, of course
You: can i get blessed?
Stranger: are u a good person?
You: totally
Stranger: hum
Stranger: let me think
Stranger: why would i bless you?
You: because im your loyal follower
You: and it would be the bro thing to do
Stranger: no, i don't want to
You: ah c'mon man, that's just foul
You: i'd bless you
Stranger: do you want to be god?
Stranger: i need some vacations
You: dude
You: for real?
Stranger: yeah
You: that would be awesome
You: i can like make cool waves all the time right?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: do you really want?
You: yes
You: do it man
Stranger: ok
You: im ready to be a god
Stranger: PZOOOON ZIOOON
You: I...
You: I can feel something
You: but whoah
You: my head
You: is crazy man
You: this is totally sweet
You: oh no bro
You: im think im turning into a land shark!
You: ahh man what did you do to me
You: I gotta like get out of here
You: GASHUNK!
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by CivBase on Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:11 pm

Is this dead yet? -_-

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:01 am

NEVER

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:11 am

<< Gauz joined the room >>
BBJynne: in the room for last game
BBJynne: we were seriously arguing about whether wehrmacht or SS was cooler
BBJynne: I obviously support the wehrmacht
Rotaretilbo: DOWN WITH THE SS!
Rotaretilbo: WEHRMACHT FTW!
BBJynne: what would happen
BBJynne: if we did
BBJynne: 5v5
BBJynne: wait
BBJynne: that's not evne an option Razz
Rotaretilbo: 8 max players
Gauz: Waffen SS
Rotaretilbo: we could do a 4v4, but it seems like a slow night
BBJynne: I was gonna say something ridiculous like puttin lvl 10s on both teams
Rotaretilbo: in fact, I think we three might be the only buggers playing
BBJynne: Sad
BBJynne: we can do
BBJynne: something
Rotaretilbo: figures, the one time I make a public room intentionally, and no one joins
BBJynne: maybe
BBJynne: >.>
Rotaretilbo: fuck, if I leave a private room up too long, I get PMs from people "please sir, can you let me join?"
Gauz: whata we do a now luigi?
BBJynne: we fight!
BBJynne: for our right
<< BG joined the room >>
Rotaretilbo: GASP!
Rotaretilbo: a person!
Gauz: Dude someone joined
BG: loll
BBJynne: OH MY GOOOODDD
Gauz: oh em gee
BG: im about to leave
BG: u freaks
Rotaretilbo: Sad
BBJynne: noes
Gauz: i love you
BG: ww2?
BBJynne: I still love you!
BBJynne: stop saying everythign I do, gauz
Rotaretilbo: probably WW1-WW2
Gauz: I said it first
Gauz: you ding dong
BG: go
BBJynne: well
BBJynne: I thought it first
Rotaretilbo: we were hoping to 3v3
Gauz: I thought it before you were born
Gauz: Razz
BG: u guys smokin 2 much
BG: aint no 1 online
Gauz: You're online
Rotaretilbo: but if we don't get any more joinees, I guess we can 2v2
BBJynne: it's daytime in Europe!
Gauz: and that's all we neeeed
Rotaretilbo: but you get Gauz
BG: were in europe
Gauz: we actually need two more >.>
BBJynne: exactly
BBJynne: all of it
Rotaretilbo: I guess it's day time in like...Ukraine...
Gauz: day time is when they're all partying in amsterdam
Rotaretilbo: do they have video games in Ukraine?
BG: privet
BBJynne: england is like 6 hours ahead of me
BG: wow rotaretilo
BG: im bulgarian
BBJynne: so it's 7:30 there
BBJynne: THAT IS DAY TIME
BG: 9:30
BG: here
Gauz: who the fuck plays this at 7:30
BG: lmao rite
Rotaretilbo: eezvenitchee
BBJynne: Who the fuck plays this at 1:30?
Gauz: YOU DO OBVIOUSLY
BBJynne: SHUT UP
BBJynne: It's no loner love gauz day
Gauz: hehehe
BG: im about to go make my self breakfast
BBJynne: or your birthday
BBJynne: so I can be abusinve
Gauz: or my birthday Sad
Rotaretilbo: as hard to spell in English as it is in Russian...
BG: Kurwa
BG: Very Happy
BG: KypBa
Gauz: I speak polish
Gauz: Very Happy
BG: good
BBJynne: I speak English.
BG: then u should no wat i said
Rotaretilbo: ich spreche Deutsch besser als Russisch
Gauz: and little german...
BG: ich bin
Rotaretilbo: ein Berliner Very Happy
BG: aha
BG: i like frankfurt
BG: munich Smile)
Gauz: hey rot
Rotaretilbo: München is a nice place
Gauz: How do you say "asswarrior" in german
BG: i went there for week vacation its nice
Gauz: just wondering
Rotaretilbo: ass-warrior?
BG: asswarrior wow
Gauz: Ass-warrior
Gauz: yes
Rotaretilbo: should I be concerned by this request?
Gauz: no
Gauz: you shouldn't
BBJynne: does he ride a donkey into battle?
Gauz: lol
BG: lmao
BBJynne: ASSWARRIOR: THIS SUMMER
<< Big Meach joined the room >>
BBJynne: When all the horses are dead, there is still.....
Gauz: ONE MORE
BBJynne: oh damnit we all gonna die
BBJynne: Sad
BG: i got steped on by a horse
Big Meach: hi
BG: hurts
Gauz: TO JOIN THE CRAZY TRAIN
Gauz: Hey BB
Gauz: this is the guy you were talking about
Gauz: who stomped on you
Gauz: Razz
BBJynne: yes
BG: a pregnant horse
BG: steped on my foot
Gauz: a pregnant horse stepped on your foot?
Gauz: Oh my
BG: it ws horible
BG: ya i wanted to pet it
Gauz: Oh deary... oh lawdy...
Gauz: Well
BG: it got 2 close
BBJynne: did you give it an emergency abortion
Gauz: It was protecting it's young
BG: Lmao
BG: it was pregnant
Gauz: Yes
Gauz: it's young
BG: dere was no young
BG: ...
Gauz: it didn't want you to intrued
Gauz: in it's uteris
BG: wat its ass?
BBJynne: from behind
Rotaretilbo: I am pleading the third to your request, Gauz
BG: Lmao
BG: u sicko
BBJynne: the only one who could ever beat a pregant horse is
Gauz: excuse me, rot?
BBJynne: ASSWARRIOR
BBJynne: IN 3D
BG: jynne dont lie u would hit it from behind
BG: Very Happy
BBJynne: not a horse
BG: yes a horse
Gauz: you're right
Gauz: he'd hit
Gauz: ASSWARRIOR
BBJynne: I only do beastiality with maggots.
BG: lol
Rotaretilbo: everyone knows that if you get behind a horse, it kicks you
Gauz: D:
BG: no
Rotaretilbo: that was the first thing I was ever taught on the farm
BG: not all horses
Rotaretilbo: do not walk behind a horse
Rotaretilbo: or it will fuck your shit up
BG: idk i dont fuck wit horses
BBJynne: but you do fuck horses
Gauz: BB also likes to get milk from cows
Gauz: at the tap ;)
BG: LMao
BBJynne: shut up
BG: bb u like squeezing them cow nippz
BBJynne: I only wuv maggots and zerglins
BG: ur like dam let me get some action baby
BBJynne: cause they is sexy
Gauz: you can't have sex with a zergling
BG: mad soft sexi time
BBJynne: YES YOU CAN
Gauz: it'll eat your face off
BBJynne: DON'T DENY MY DREAMS
BG: bb stay high like giraff pussy
Gauz: your dreams are to get eaten by a zergling
Rotaretilbo: wouldn't Giraffe head by higher than Giraffe pussy
BG: zerglin?
Gauz: Did you hear that...
Gauz: It sounded like a giraffe...
Gauz: THATS PREPOSTOROUS
Rotaretilbo: not that I believe in giraffes
BBJynne: Giraffe cavalry.
BG: idk wat yall saying
BG: i dont speak english dat weell
Rotaretilbo: that giraffes don't exist
Gauz: Giraffe ninja monkey cavalry
BBJynne: zergling is the sexiest animal alive
Gauz: they fling shit at your from treeees
BG: zergling?
BG: wtfs dat
Rotaretilbo: they are a lie that the government is trying to sell us
BBJynne: yes
Rotaretilbo: (zergling is a unit from the RTS StarCraft)
BBJynne: it's a cute
BBJynne: cuddly
BG: like yoda/
BG: ?
BBJynne: ravishing
BG: aahaha
Gauz: not like yoda
Gauz: more like...
BBJynne: beautiful
Gauz: zombie dog
BG: ugly
BG: oh
Gauz: with claws
BBJynne: sexybeast
Gauz: and wings
BG: u guys watch 2 much movies
BG: Very Happy
Rotaretilbo: or play too many games
Gauz: I love movies
BBJynne: zerglings aren't in any movies
BG: that 2
Gauz: and video games
BG: movies dese days sUCK!!
Rotaretilbo: I don't think they've made a StarCraft movie
Gauz: not all of them
BBJynne: A-Team was funny
Rotaretilbo: though I'm sure some people out there intend to
BG: alot of the new movies suck ass
Gauz: I thought Unthinkable was great
BBJynne: Starcraft movie would be bad
BG: low budget
BBJynne: the plot doesn't make any sense in a movie
BG: i havent finish watchin that movie
Gauz: dude
Rotaretilbo: Uwe Boll probably wants to make a StarCraft movie
Gauz: james cameron
BG: COp out
BG: GOOD movie
Gauz: Avatar
BG: avatars good
Gauz: So not low budget Razz
BBJynne: BLUE PEOPLE
Gauz: But
BG: i like
Gauz: Transformers 2
Gauz: I will agree
BG: adventerous movies
Gauz: isn't so great
BG: like old time
Rotaretilbo: Avatar is a cross gender smurfs /fic
BBJynne: I don't get why people thought they were sexy
BG: transformer was good
BBJynne: cause
Gauz: awww D:
BG: im gonna buy 3d tv
BBJynne: the sexiest alien horde is zerg
BG: and watch avater 3d at my house Smile
Gauz: Navi are sexeh
Rotaretilbo: man, 3D TVs are so expensive
Gauz: they're like smurfs
Gauz: but bigger
BG: yah i kno
Gauz: and with tails
BG: i got 37" and 42" lcds
BBJynne: you just want some tail, and you mean literally
BG: but i wana sell em and get 3d
Gauz: Ooooh... you touch my tralala?
BG: i jus hate puting glasses for 3d =\
Rotaretilbo: and having to keep all those glasses on hand in case you have friends over?
Gauz: mmmm.... my ding ding dong?
Gauz: Deep in the night
Rotaretilbo: so I think we literally have the five players online in one room
Gauz: i'm looking for some fun
BBJynne: no gauz
BBJynne: k
Rotaretilbo: Meach hasn't said a word, and I don't blame him
BBJynne: but
BG: sexi time
Rotaretilbo: BB, Gauz, and I are crazy fucks
BBJynne: it's not his fault he's so sexy
BG: r u ladies or ?
Rotaretilbo: and BG is...he's probably a crazy fuck like us
Gauz: BB is a lady
BBJynne: "Big meach is so beautiful, he cannot breathe!"
BG: oh i figure
Rotaretilbo: Gauz wants to be a lady sometimes
BG: lmao
BG: ahahahaha
Gauz: he likes to say that
Rotaretilbo: but he keeps getting turned down for the surgery
Gauz: cuz he wants to see me in a dress
BG: u guys r funny
Gauz: Very Happy
BG: Lmao
Rotaretilbo: holy shit, I just had the best idea
Rotaretilbo: based on this room
BG: put a cucumber
Rotaretilbo: Omegle, but more than two people
Gauz: I can think of a few things to do with a cucumber...
BBJynne: that would be cool
BG: lets play
BBJynne: because people wouldn't keep trying to cyber all the time
Gauz: what about omegle?
BG: b4 i go make my self pancakes and take shower
BG: omegle?
Rotaretilbo: meh, I guess we could 4v1 Meach
BG: im not good anyway
BG: i suck
BBJynne: omegle is like a random chat place
BBJynne: BG, you'll fit right in
BBJynne: because
BBJynne: we all suck too
Gauz: Very Happy
BG: hahaha
Rotaretilbo: BB, Gauz, and I aren't all that good either
BG: sounds romantic
BBJynne: I'm better than Gauz
Gauz: D:
BG: i cant play good wen hungry
Rotaretilbo: go make pancakes now, and we'll wait for a sixth
BG: im takin a shower 2
Gauz: pehnkeks
Gauz: yeah rot
Gauz: how could you forget
BG: ill b back in 10 min
BG: 15
Rotaretilbo: what am I forgetting?
Gauz: dude wtf
Gauz: it's only 1:30 here...
Rotaretilbo: your birthday ended like an hour and a half ago
Gauz: I thought it was way later
BBJynne: no one loves you anymore
BBJynne: except me
BBJynne: because I know
Gauz: Very Happy
BBJynne: somewhere
Rotaretilbo: and the present I got you was a week longer to live before I hunt you down
BBJynne: deep down in my heart
BBJynne: I still love you!
Gauz: Silly rot
Gauz: I live in zimbabwe
Gauz: or however you spell it
Gauz: you can't find me
Gauz: YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME
BBJynne: I thought you lived in indiana
Rotaretilbo: Razz
Gauz: Bloody.. indiana??
BBJynne: or ohio
BBJynne: or something
Rotaretilbo: if I recall, Gauz lives near PiE
Gauz: ruski lives in ohio
Gauz: I live in tuscan Arizona
BBJynne: well
Rotaretilbo: Tucson, you mean?
BBJynne: then your time is messed up
Gauz: yeah
BBJynne: because
Gauz: I meant that
BBJynne: it's not 1:30 there
Rotaretilbo: ya, it's only 11:45 here
Gauz: That's what I meant to say
Gauz: silly
BBJynne: rot
BBJynne: you're so lucky
Rotaretilbo: BB, was it Gauz or Gold that lives near PiE?
BBJynne: cause we all have to stay up really late just to be with you
Gauz: gold lives in kansas
BBJynne: ummm
BBJynne: Gold lives in Kentucky
Gauz: ..
Gauz: or kentucky
Rotaretilbo: near Lexington, I know
BBJynne: I do not know where PiE lives
Gauz: I live in New Mombassa
Gauz: and my summer house is in sri lanka
Rotaretilbo: meh, I'll just find Gauz the old fashioned way
<< Shimano joined the room >>
Gauz: YES
Rotaretilbo: GASP!
<< BBJynne is now known as Gauz 2.0 >>
Rotaretilbo: SIX PEOPLE!
Gauz: WE GOT A THIRD PERSON
Rotaretilbo: now we can 3v3
Gauz: OH EM GEE
Gauz: IMPERSONATOR
Gauz 2.0: not until pancakes comes back
Rotaretilbo: well ya
Rotaretilbo: but still!
Rotaretilbo: this is an improvement
Rotaretilbo: now we're waiting for someone to get back, rather than hoping for someone who may or may not even exist to join
Gauz 2.0: Gauz 2.0 is a superior model.
Gauz: when will BG be back...
Gauz: Gauz 2.0 is a LIAR and a TRAITOR
Rotaretilbo: I'd change my name to Gauz 3.0 just for the lulz, but I'm too lazy
Rotaretilbo: or maybe 3.14
Rotaretilbo: that is the best model, after all
Gauz: he is the one who is to bring balance to the force
Gauz: AND YOU KNOW HOW WELL THAT GOES
Gauz 2.0: OF COURSE
Rotaretilbo: it is rather interesting
Gauz: fuck you darth gauz
Gauz: I DONT WANT YOUR COOKIES
Gauz 2.0: I'm better than you.
Rotaretilbo: why would the Jedi want to bring balance to the force when they were in almost complete power?
Gauz 2.0: Because good is dumb.
Gauz: I didn't even know what "balance to the force" meant lol
Rotaretilbo: "balance is gud, amirite" -Yoda
Rotaretilbo: I guess I should give Yoda some credit
Rotaretilbo: he pretty much saw the whole thing coming
Gauz: I don't know exactly how it was out of balance...
Rotaretilbo: and was like "you guys are idiots
Gauz: Yoda "fucking called it"
Gauz 2.0: That didn't save him from.......... old age
Gauz: pfff old age
<< Gauz 2.0 is now known as BBJynne >>
Rotaretilbo: "balens is gud, amirite?" -Obi Wan Kanobi
Gauz: he didn't look a day over 900
Gauz: He killed younglings Sad
Rotaretilbo: Ooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Kanooby, the man with the silliest name in the universe
BBJynne: I dunno
Rotaretilbo: ah, Thumb Wars
Gauz: Qui Gon Jin anyone?
BBJynne: there are some pretty bad names
BBJynne: Liam Neesen had to put up with a bad one.
Rotaretilbo: so...Shimano and Meach have both been completely silent this whole time...
Gauz: rot
Gauz: if you were a jedi
Rotaretilbo: if I didn't know any better, I'd say they were ZOMBIES!!!
Big Meach: lol.
BBJynne: silly rot
Gauz: would you betray the council to the sith
*** Rotaretilbo gets his shotgun
BBJynne: zombies wouldn't know how to join a game
Gauz: zombehs
Big Meach: im waiting to play
Rotaretilbo: sure they do
Big Meach: =)
Gauz: we'll start
Rotaretilbo: they push buttons until something happens
Gauz: as soon as
Gauz: pancakes are done
BBJynne: oh
Rotaretilbo: and if brains pop up on screen, they smile on the inside
BBJynne: BRAINS
Gauz: Brehns!
BBJynne: is it smiling inside?
Rotaretilbo: I mean, what do you think zombies do in their free time?
Rotaretilbo: amble around aimlessly all day?
Gauz: yes
BBJynne: I thought they went on evening strolls
Gauz: Zombehs go to modeling agencies to be put in the latest undead fashion trends
Rotaretilbo: so Meach is here, that's good
BBJynne: now shimano grayed out too Sad
Rotaretilbo: but what of Shimano?
Rotaretilbo: maybe he wants pancakes too?
BBJynne: I want pancakes
Gauz: I don't like pancakes
Rotaretilbo: BG's back Very Happy
BG: hey gyys
BBJynne: but I can wait for eight hours to get them
Gauz: YESSES
Gauz: SHIMANO
Rotaretilbo: so...should I start?
Gauz: JOIN US MAN
Gauz: CMON
Gauz: YOU CAN DO IT
Gauz: ese
Rotaretilbo: I mean, Shimano might not be there
BBJynne: because we still love you!
Gauz: I like ferrets
Gauz: and badgers
Gauz: and baby raccoons
BG: i love pitbull terriers
BBJynne: shimano's probably not as handsome as rot muffins
Gauz: dey is so adowable
Rotaretilbo: according to this fortune cookie, I am full of positive energy
Rotaretilbo: which means we should start
Gauz: ROT IS EATING CHINESE FOOD?
Gauz: D:
*** Gauz is jealous



this is basically.... omegle in Gameranger.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by CivBase on Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:49 pm

/thread




PLEEEEEASE!!!

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:40 pm

<< BIG DICKIN joined the room >>
CYBER POLICE: Are you an Internet Troll?
Jessi Slaughter: You a hater?
Ya dun goof'd: you dun goof'd?
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:10 pm

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: 49/Bear/Omaha
Stranger: 19 bi female,... u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: I'M A FUCKING BEAR.
You: AND I JUST SAID OMAHA
You: DUMB BITCH
You: AND BI IS NOT A GENDER
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by JumpingJet on Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:22 pm

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: fuck
Stranger: I sent this bitch a picture of mah diiiick
You: strange, i just got a picture of a dick to my phone...
Stranger: i dont know what it is with femaaales
Stranger: but im not too good at that shiiiit
Stranger: see i could have me a good giiirl
Stranger: but still be addicted to the hoodrats
Stranger: and i just blame everything on yoooou
You: hoodrats?
You: on me?
You: well fuck you!
You: ;)
Stranger: at least ya know thats what im good attt
You: nothing?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: runaway by kanye
You: yeh?
Stranger: c'mon
You: i have no idea what you're talking about
You: ...
Stranger: kanye west....
You: nupe...
You: nooooo ideaaa
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:16 pm

this thread needs more of Civ's bitching

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by JumpingJet on Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:56 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.



Stranger: horny 19 m usa with cam looking for girls any age

You: horny 89 f russia looking for any donkeys any age

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Ukurse on Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:46 am

JumpingJet wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.



Stranger: horny 19 m usa with cam looking for girls any age

You: horny 89 f russia looking for any donkeys any age

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Man, I hate omegle because of faggots like that....

"OMG, I'm so horny.
Looking for a 14 year old male who is willing to pretend to be an 18 year old female living in my state (Even though it doesn't matter where they live because It's not like I'm actually leaving my basement if they do live near me)"

They ruin Omegle.
Everytime I see some fag like that I rage at them about how depressing and desperately lonely they must be, or I try to troll them somewhat like you did...
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by RX on Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:17 pm

I play along in a fashion that does not reveal my sex, then I finish with implying I'm a guy and saying "you DO like gaysex, right?"
Insta-leave, good laugh.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by HuggleB on Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:47 am

And then deep down you are disappointed because no one wants to have gay sex with you...
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:02 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Are you a naughty girl ? wanna cyber sex? add me on msn olcay324@hotmail.com ( 19 horny male )
You: I'm a good little christian girl!
Stranger: add me
Stranger: show me pussy
You: No mister, that would be wrong!
You: Do you want to talk about dolls?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:11 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You may ask me one question. Choose wisely.
You: okay
You: can I think for a second?
You: go damnit
You: god**
Stranger: Nice.
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^true story Sad
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gold Spartan on Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:05 pm

[05:56:14] PiEdude has joined the chat on Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:56 am.

[05:56:28] PiEdude : Hey..

[05:56:31] PiEdude : Oh, sup?.

[05:56:34] PiEdude : Nothing..

[05:56:38] PiEdude : But fuck you!.

[05:56:41] PiEdude : ow, the fuck!.

[05:56:45] PiEdude : Why'd you hit me?.

[05:56:57] PiEdude : Because you're a bitch! You're weak, and a fucking pussy!.

[05:57:14] PiEdude : I don't even know how the fuck you're the one in control half the time!.

[05:57:49] PiEdude : shit, the only reason at all that we asked Caitlin out, was because I had the sense to push you out of the way and take over before you got a chance to bitch out again!.

[05:57:58] PiEdude : Not that it did us any good..

[05:58:05] PiEdude : she still said no....

[05:58:12] PiEdude : You're fucking right she said no!.

[05:58:18] PiEdude : And why shouldn't she?.

[05:58:24] PiEdude : Look at us! Look at you!.

[05:58:37] PiEdude : You're weak, fucking weak. Piece a shit..

[05:58:52] PiEdude : It's just amazing that you still think anyone could still like you at all..

[05:59:01] PiEdude : Mayb-.

[05:59:08] PiEdude : Maybe what bitch?.

[05:59:19] PiEdude : Maybe they like a nice guy? Is that what you were about to say?.

[05:59:32] PiEdude : Well how the fuck has that worked out for us?.

[05:59:44] PiEdude : Nice doesn't work, when you never do anything at all!.

[05:59:53] PiEdude : Funny only works when I step in anyway!.

[05:59:58] PiEdude : what? bullshit!.

[06:00:19] PiEdude : You're sense of humor begins and ends at the words "sandpaper dildo" you sadistic fuck!.

[06:00:29] PiEdude : You want me to step up, here it goes!.

[06:00:42] Gold Spartan has joined the chat on Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:00 am.

[06:00:50] PiEdude : Clever comedy is what works, blunt but no-.

[06:00:52] PiEdude : Oh, hey gold..

[06:00:54] PiEdude : ....

[06:00:58] PiEdude : You didn't see any of this....

An insight into PiE's mind.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by PiEdude on Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:12 pm

That's not fair!

You left out the part where I explained that I've been living off of three hours of sleep a night for the past week! XD
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Rotaretilbo on Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:23 am

I'm confused. Is this supposed to be abnormal?

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:01 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: how do u feel today
You: I feel...
You: LIKE A GOOFEY GOOBER
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