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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:05 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You can ask one question. Choose wisely.
Stranger: ya i wana fuck u. hw shd i?
You: Missionary
You have disconnected
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:29 am

I was bored so I decided o try my hand at missionary work. Now I know how those door to door people feel.

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: can helpme?
You: I am here to spread the word of my Lord Pheonix
Stranger: lord Pheonix?
You: Lord Pheonix can help you with any problem if he so wishes
Stranger: who is dat?
You: He is the one that will engulf this world in flames and suffering
You: join him now!
You: for he treats his minions well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: heey
You: I am here to spread the word of my Lor Pheonix
Stranger: wats that? :\
You: My Lord Pheonix is the one that shall rain eternal fair from the skies and encase the Earth in a sphere of undending torment
You: But rejoice!
You: for he is kind to his minions
You: to those who congregate under his merciless talons
You: Do you wish to hear more about my lord?
Stranger: ur fucken gay theres no lord except ALLAH SWT !!!!!
You: alas
You: for yo ushall be blissfully unaware when all you know is engulfed in infernal flames
Stranger: wtf r u sayin
Stranger: theres only 1 Lord Pheonix ok nd thts ALLAH swt u shud read the sacred quran
Stranger: youull love to be a muslim
You: after consideration
You: it would appear you are not needed in my Lord's ranks of minions
You: among those who shall feel no pain and know no fear except of their Eternal Master
Stranger: fuk u i dnt no wat ur sayin bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're not the only one bud


Before you read this one, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FILTER LP!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
You: I am here to spread the word of my Lord Pheonix
Stranger: hello, i'm here to speak about the word.
Stranger: The word of Lord Pheonix.
Stranger: Now who is your lord?
You: He is the one that shall encase the Earth in a neverending globe of fiery torment
You: but rejoice!
You: for if you join him you shall have the chance to be among his minions
Stranger: Lord Pheonix's love is so big, he is forgiving Lord Pheonix. You don't have to be Lord Pheonix's minion. Just love him.
Stranger: Show that you serve him,
Stranger: live for him.
Stranger: For he is a forgiving Lord Pheonix.
You: those who walk the Earth with impunity, doing his will for the good of Him
Stranger: Yes of Lord Pheonix, amen.
You: all you must do to serve my Lord is to offer to him your soul
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


After that success, I figured I should try a more human approach. Appeal to their human side or somesuch.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: My name is Tim
You: and I shall be your guide to the wonderful world of my Lord Pheonix.
Stranger: are you kidding?
You: I kid not
You: for my Lord is a serious and merciless master
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me sth about it
You: First let me ask you a question
Stranger: ok i am waiting
You: are you interested in burning in eternal suffering with the rest of the Earth?
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: rest of the Earth?
You: Does the idea of being just a small part of the Razing of this insignificant planet appeal to you?
Stranger: are you a terrorist?
You: just one burning mote in the roaring blaze of the Earth's Death
Stranger: you are amazing
You: I am certainly not a terrorist by your human sensibilties
You: but all my power comes as a gift from my Lord
Stranger: so what are you going to tell me ?
You: I wish for you to answer my question first
Stranger: yes and?
You: So you do want to burn?
Stranger: yes so?
You: I'm afraid my Lord has no need of the services of those who would simply wish to destroy themselves
Stranger: so what are you going to do?
You: I am going to report my findings to my Lord and then he shall make the final decision
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Unfortunately the candidate was not suitable. I shall continue searching. I urge all of you to do the same.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Angatar on Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:55 am

are you a terrorist? lol

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:00 am

I didn't include the dozens of disconnects or requests to see if I was from tumblr, obviously.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Vtrooper on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:25 am

well i found a spy feature

Question to discuss:
Do you prefer Gaming Consoles or PC Gaming?
Stranger 1: consoles
Stranger 2: Pc Gamins
Stranger 1: xD
Stranger 2: as I am part of the glorious pc gaming master race
Stranger 2: from atlantis
Stranger 1: ^^
Stranger 1: ye....
Stranger 2: now, dance
Stranger 1: alors on dance
Stranger 1: danse
Stranger 2: yo amo los burritos Very Happy
Stranger 1: si
Stranger 1: isch guat
Stranger 2: Yo no hable ingles
Stranger 2: yo hoblamos el guacamole down by el rio
Stranger 1: te quiero puta
Stranger 2: Don't call me a ho
Stranger 2: udaho
Stranger 1: i call u puta
Stranger 1: no ho
Stranger 2: puta is essentially ho
Stranger 2: and/or bitch
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 2: ustill da ho
Stranger 1: ye... well then.... FAIL
Stranger 2: Just another number at the center for disease control, summerfag
Stranger 2: Call in unprotected girls
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: infected girls do it better
Stranger 1: tru tru
Stranger 1: for sure?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: oh... thx man
Stranger 2: btw,
Stranger 2: I'm responsible for "Did you know the guy who killed JFK killed Casey Anthony's kid?"
Stranger 1: what
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by KristallNacht on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:37 am

hey, new place to troll:

mormon.org

they have a chat and you can make up a fake email to get on it
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Vtrooper on Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:39 am

another one.

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
can you describe the movie "Serenity"?
Stranger 1: Yes it was the end to Firefly
Stranger 1: which was sad
Stranger 1: because that was a great series
Stranger 2: A bunch of people fly into space to fight space zombies and the best character dies
Stranger 1: Sad
Stranger 1: Yes he did
Stranger 2: Spoiler Alert, Joss Whedon hates his characters lol
Stranger 1: I didn't see it coming though
Stranger 2: Nah, it really did catch you off guard
Stranger 2: You're like "Holy shit, they ain't playin' around"
Stranger 1: I was like :O !
Stranger 1: Yeah, for real
Stranger 2: It made my wife cry
Stranger 1: aww
Stranger 1: I watched it alone, lol
Stranger 2: I didn't care that Book died, he's kinda boring
Stranger 1: I didn't cry but it was quite sad
Stranger 1: I didn't like book at the beginning
Stranger 1: but he kinda grew on me
Stranger 2: He got some good one on one with the other characters, but it was only good BECAUSE he was interacting with better characters
Stranger 2: Jayne ftw
Stranger 1: haha, yeah Jayne was an awesome character
Stranger 1: a lot of good quotes from him
Stranger 2: The Man They Called Jayne is possible my favorite single episode of TV like, ever
Stranger 2: From all TV
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: Very Happy
Stranger 1: now I miss the series
Stranger 2: Me too, I'm gonna go watch it
Stranger 2: Later Very Happy
Stranger 1: later
Stranger 1: nice meeting ya
Stranger 2: Nice to meet you too!
Stranger 2: *hugs*
Stranger 1: *hug*
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by dragoon9105 on Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:51 pm

Ascii pickachu is not amused.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by RX on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:28 am

dragoon9105 wrote:Ascii pickachu is not amused.
the fuck are you talking about? look at the smile on that bastard!
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Vtrooper on Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:35 pm

Question to discuss:
Battlestar Galactica or Firefly? Why?
Stranger 2: bsg
Stranger 1: i dont even know what they are :L
Stranger 2: cuz im guilty of never seeing firefly
Stranger 2: awesome sci-fi series
Stranger 2: GO DOWNLOAD EM NOAW
Stranger 2: NOW
Stranger 2: GO
Stranger 1: My internet is ran by gypsy black people
Stranger 1: too slow
Stranger 2: threatin m with soap
Stranger 2: and demand faster internet
Stranger 2: or go to the store and but the seasons on dvd
Stranger 1: i'll offer them more rice
Stranger 2: buy*
Stranger 1: thats money Sad
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: but its worht it
Stranger 1: you buy me them
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the bigger think here, who has seen Battlestar Galactica but not seen Firefly?
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:24 pm

I have seen Firefly but not Battlestar Galactica.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Onyxknight on Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:27 pm

tiny tim wrote:I have seen Firefly but not Battlestar Galactica.
ive seen both Very Happy
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Ruski on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:29 pm

Question to discuss:
should they have the death penalty?

Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: ooooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: disagreement.
Stranger: why do you say yes?
You: They should sentence you to death for the most crazy of offenses, like shoplifting
You: Or arguing with your neighbor
Stranger: or.. dressing up your dog.
You: YES
You: That is one of the greatest things you should not do
You: That can result in two death penalties
Stranger: but you will have immunity if you wear a wizard hat everywhere.
You: Yes
You: That is true
You: However, if you have your robe on, that is a safeguard in case you leave your hat or take it off
Stranger: oh good idea.
Stranger: what about wands
You: Hmm
You: I suppose they can grant you the ability to save someone who forgot their wizard hat or robe, but on a few times at best each day
You: *on;y
You: *only
Stranger: ahh. genius.
You: Yes, indded
You: *indeed
Stranger: i might have to put this on mlia...
Stranger: winning.
You: Indeed
Stranger: kay imma go now (: byeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
u can call me .... COCK BOY !!! Smile

You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: omg you liek roosters too? :DD
Stranger: Yeah, haha.
You: Or is this just fantasy?
Stranger: Wait, I'm confused now...
You: Caught in a landslide
You: No escape from reality
You: Open your eyes
You: Look up to the skies and see
You: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Stranger: I think I love you, stranger.
You: Because I'm easy come, easy go
Stranger: That's why.
You: little high, little low
Stranger: You serenade me with Queen songs.
You: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
You: Mama, just killed a man
You: Put a gun against his head
Stranger: ◕‿◕
You: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
You: Mama, life had just begun
You: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
You: Mama, ooo
You: Didn't mean to make you cry
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
You: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
You: It's too late, my time has come
You: Sends shivers down my spine
You: Body's aching all the time
You: Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
You: Mama, ooo
You: I don't want to die
You: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
You: ..
You: ...
You: ...
You: I see a little silhouetto of a man
You: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
You: Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
You: Galileo, Galileo
You: Galileo, Galileo,
You: Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o
You: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
You: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
You: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
You: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
You: It's the LAW! No - we will not let you go - let him go
You: It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
You: It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
You: Will not let you go - let me go
You: Never let you go - let me go
You: Never let me go - ooo
You: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
You: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
You: for me
You: for me
You: for meeeeeeee
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
You: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
You: Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
You: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
You: Nothing really matters
You: Anyone can see
You: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Anyway the wind blows...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: /fin
Stranger: You're the most amazing stranger ever.
You: Lol
Stranger: I love you, okay?
You: Thats cool
Stranger: Now. Stop being a faggot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Ruski on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:00 pm

uestion to discuss:
What if I say you're not like the others? What if I say you're not just another one?

Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: OMG
Stranger 1: Omg this is my best friend
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Grenade connected when I was the spy. We didn't even plan this and he scared the shit out of me.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:27 pm

Well there's probably only a couple hundred people that actually use Spy Mode, so it was bound to happen eventually.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Nocbl2 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:15 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, are you a girl living in asia?
You: HERRO PREEZE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What laws do you think should happen to restrict the corruption of politicians?
Stranger 1: fahdsfkjahgdfgja hadfgjha djfgh adfjgadkfha dfbas fas
Stranger 1: those ones
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 2: Anal rape.
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: agreed
Stranger 1: lmfao
Stranger 2: ;) Anal rape will stop anything.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:30 am

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Nocbl2 on Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:22 pm

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:46 am

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