Omegle.com

hey, new place to troll:

mormon.org

they have a chat and you can make up a fake email to get on it

another one.

Spoiler:

Question to discuss:
can you describe the movie "Serenity"?
Stranger 1: Yes it was the end to Firefly
Stranger 1: which was sad
Stranger 1: because that was a great series
Stranger 2: A bunch of people fly into space to fight space zombies and the best character dies
Stranger 1:
Stranger 1: Yes he did
Stranger 2: Spoiler Alert, Joss Whedon hates his characters lol
Stranger 1: I didn't see it coming though
Stranger 2: Nah, it really did catch you off guard
Stranger 2: You're like "Holy shit, they ain't playin' around"
Stranger 1: I was like :O !
Stranger 1: Yeah, for real
Stranger 2: It made my wife cry
Stranger 1: aww
Stranger 1: I watched it alone, lol
Stranger 2: I didn't care that Book died, he's kinda boring
Stranger 1: I didn't cry but it was quite sad
Stranger 1: I didn't like book at the beginning
Stranger 1: but he kinda grew on me
Stranger 2: He got some good one on one with the other characters, but it was only good BECAUSE he was interacting with better characters
Stranger 2: Jayne ftw
Stranger 1: haha, yeah Jayne was an awesome character
Stranger 1: a lot of good quotes from him
Stranger 2: The Man They Called Jayne is possible my favorite single episode of TV like, ever
Stranger 2: From all TV
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1:
Stranger 1: now I miss the series
Stranger 2: Me too, I'm gonna go watch it
Stranger 2: Later
Stranger 1: later
Stranger 1: nice meeting ya
Stranger 2: Nice to meet you too!
Stranger 2: *hugs*
Stranger 1: *hug*
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Ascii pickachu is not amused.

dragoon9105 wrote:Ascii pickachu is not amused.

the fuck are you talking about? look at the smile on that bastard!

Question to discuss:
Battlestar Galactica or Firefly? Why?
Stranger 2: bsg
Stranger 1: i dont even know what they are :L
Stranger 2: cuz im guilty of never seeing firefly
Stranger 2: awesome sci-fi series
Stranger 2: GO DOWNLOAD EM NOAW
Stranger 2: NOW
Stranger 2: GO
Stranger 1: My internet is ran by gypsy black people
Stranger 1: too slow
Stranger 2: threatin m with soap
Stranger 2: and demand faster internet
Stranger 2: or go to the store and but the seasons on dvd
Stranger 1: i'll offer them more rice
Stranger 2: buy*
Stranger 1: thats money
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: but its worht it
Stranger 1: you buy me them
Stranger 2 has disconnected


the bigger think here, who has seen Battlestar Galactica but not seen Firefly?

I have seen Firefly but not Battlestar Galactica.

tiny tim wrote:I have seen Firefly but not Battlestar Galactica.

ive seen both

Question to discuss:
should they have the death penalty?

Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: ooooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: disagreement.
Stranger: why do you say yes?
You: They should sentence you to death for the most crazy of offenses, like shoplifting
You: Or arguing with your neighbor
Stranger: or.. dressing up your dog.
You: YES
You: That is one of the greatest things you should not do
You: That can result in two death penalties
Stranger: but you will have immunity if you wear a wizard hat everywhere.
You: Yes
You: That is true
You: However, if you have your robe on, that is a safeguard in case you leave your hat or take it off
Stranger: oh good idea.
Stranger: what about wands
You: Hmm
You: I suppose they can grant you the ability to save someone who forgot their wizard hat or robe, but on a few times at best each day
You: *on;y
You: *only
Stranger: ahh. genius.
You: Yes, indded
You: *indeed
Stranger: i might have to put this on mlia...
Stranger: winning.
You: Indeed
Stranger: kay imma go now (: byeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
u can call me .... COCK BOY !!!

You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: omg you liek roosters too? :DD
Stranger: Yeah, haha.
You: Or is this just fantasy?
Stranger: Wait, I'm confused now...
You: Caught in a landslide
You: No escape from reality
You: Open your eyes
You: Look up to the skies and see
You: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Stranger: I think I love you, stranger.
You: Because I'm easy come, easy go
Stranger: That's why.
You: little high, little low
Stranger: You serenade me with Queen songs.
You: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
You: Mama, just killed a man
You: Put a gun against his head
Stranger: ◕‿◕
You: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
You: Mama, life had just begun
You: But now I've gone and thrown it all away
You: Mama, ooo
You: Didn't mean to make you cry
You: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
You: Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
You: It's too late, my time has come
You: Sends shivers down my spine
You: Body's aching all the time
You: Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
You: Mama, ooo
You: I don't want to die
You: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
You: ..
You: ...
You: ...
You: I see a little silhouetto of a man
You: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
You: Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
You: Galileo, Galileo
You: Galileo, Galileo,
You: Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o
You: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
You: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
You: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
You: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
You: It's the LAW! No - we will not let you go - let him go
You: It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
You: It's the LAW! We will not let you go - let him go
You: Will not let you go - let me go
You: Never let you go - let me go
You: Never let me go - ooo
You: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
You: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me
You: for me
You: for me
You: for meeeeeeee
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
You: So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
You: Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
You: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
You: Nothing really matters
You: Anyone can see
You: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Anyway the wind blows...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: /fin
Stranger: You're the most amazing stranger ever.
You: Lol
Stranger: I love you, okay?
You: Thats cool
Stranger: Now. Stop being a faggot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

uestion to discuss:
What if I say you're not like the others? What if I say you're not just another one?

Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: KYLE
Stranger 1: OMG
Stranger 1: Omg this is my best friend
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Grenade connected when I was the spy. We didn't even plan this and he scared the shit out of me.

Well there's probably only a couple hundred people that actually use Spy Mode, so it was bound to happen eventually.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, are you a girl living in asia?
You: HERRO PREEZE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What laws do you think should happen to restrict the corruption of politicians?
Stranger 1: fahdsfkjahgdfgja hadfgjha djfgh adfjgadkfha dfbas fas
Stranger 1: those ones
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 2: Anal rape.
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: agreed
Stranger 1: lmfao
Stranger 2: ;) Anal rape will stop anything.
Stranger 2 has disconnected