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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Death no More on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:57 pm

KristallNacht wrote:lol that guy corrected you on how to spell reign except misspelled it himself
I know but I was just typing quick in case he disconnected
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Angatar on Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:02 pm

My half an hour of continuous chat was closed by Steam.

I hate Steam.

HATE

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Yam Head on Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:58 pm

Stranger: Love me
You: can I love you up the butt?
Stranger: I'd rather you didn't.
You: well its your butt, your rules
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Yam Head on Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:23 pm

Stranger: hi
You: hai
You: P:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're funny
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Soviet russia
You: you?
Stranger: ireland! Smile
You: cool
You: ill be sure we dont invade you guys first Smile
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have slept with 2 russian women before! Smile
You: Never trust them
Stranger: lol
You: they are bolshevik spies
Stranger: are you female?
You: yes
You: in soviet russia i go both ways
Stranger: do all russian women enjoy large irish penises?
You: only the ones who have been cat straighted
You: all russian women are naturaly borh with penis's
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: no thats not true is it?
Stranger: you're quoting the simpsons
You: its what our communist government is trying to hide
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he phails for the fact he thought i was quoting Simpsons.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:26 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey fag
You: hey fag
You: wait
You: are you a man?
Stranger: ya of course bro
You: FABULOUS!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wad up cuz?
You: so I was at the store yesterday
Stranger: lol
You: and there were these amazing pink shirts
You: and I just HAD to have them
Stranger: sick!
Stranger: i fuckin rock the pink
You: yeah I know!
Stranger: fuckin sick ass colour
Stranger: im wearing pink right now lol
You: I love how they mask the blood from the times I get my ass handed to me.
You: those straight guys are sooooo mean
Stranger: lol yea
You: hell yeah you're wearing pink! highfive!
Stranger: ya
Stranger: fuckin pink hollister
You: well, these were polo shirts
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i see
You: Don't you hate how sometimes guys undo the buttons and grease their hair?
You: That's so not even nice looking
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i grease my hair
You: unpopped is uncool
Stranger: i pop
Stranger: fuckin pop that shit
You: oh my god
You: you are not a nice person!
Stranger: lol
You: but that doesn't matter
You: because we are like buddies!
Stranger: ya lol
Stranger: lmfao
You: what?
Stranger: ?
You: let me in on it
Stranger: aiight
Stranger: what u sayin?
You: I want to penetrate you
Stranger: penetrate?
You: yes
Stranger: whats that mean lol
Stranger: to big a word lol
You: we can look fabulous while we fuck!
Stranger: ya exacty
You: that's the best thing about being gay!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: im fuckin straight as fuck
You: that's less than amazing
Stranger: lol
You: but I can deal with it
Stranger: lol u like gay guys?
You: of course I do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol whats with chicks and liking gay guys lmfao
You: they like us because we're not trying to get in their pants
You: because we dress snazzy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i see
You: and because we keep ourselves clean
Stranger: lol i see
Stranger: fuckin gay guys get all the chicks lol
Stranger: fucked up
You: I'm gonna let you in on a secret
Stranger: lol aiight
You: most of us actually like women
Stranger: lol
You: that's the second best thing about being gay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: im gay now lol
Stranger: jk
You: hey, it's not a thing to joke about
Stranger: i know
You: this is serious issues
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: gay people are fuckin wack
You: don't be like that
Stranger: lol fuck gay people
Stranger: lol
You: awwww
Stranger: lol jk
You: why are you hating on your two dads?
Stranger: lol shaug
You: okay
You: I'm off to go and take your women and piss off your men. And I can do while all while I look fantastic
You: that is gay power
Stranger: lmfao ya
You: cyaz on the other side of the rainbow
Stranger: lol
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by KristallNacht on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:02 pm

did that guy really not notice that Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore?
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:38 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii!
You: prievyet
Stranger: wats that?
You: is Russian for "hello"
Stranger: oh nicee
You: I apologize
You: my eglish
You: she is a bit shaky
Stranger: oh its okay, ill teach you!
You: iz okay
You: schools here teach enough
Stranger: awsome so u live in russia?
You: soviet Russia
Stranger: wats that?
You: iz great here
You: we have what you call "Communism"
Stranger: in our country thats apparently bad, but i dont get why
You: oh
You: iz great here
You: government decides on everything!
You: we don't even have to think for ourself!
You: We want shoes?
You: government say we no need shoe!
Stranger: wat so u cant decide anything for yourself?
You: we can
You: but great government make final decision!
Stranger: ohhh i seeee
You: just today
You: I got payed
You: great government decide what we get payd even!
You: just about everyone gets same pay
You: no matter what job!
Stranger: so theres no hobos?
You: no there iz not
Stranger: holy crap, thats amazing
You: Here, everyone iz poor
You: but government people are ot because they decid who getz pay
Stranger: well thats not good
You: oh
You: and in your america
You: you listen to man on radio correct?
Stranger: in our country government officals get payed the least
Stranger: here government officials get payed verry little
You: but you listen to man on radio?
You: correct?
Stranger: we hace radio but we listen to music and news
You: well her in soviet russsia
You: man on radio listen to you
You: iz great
Stranger: wait wat do you mean?
You: the man on the radio listens to us
You: iz very simple
Stranger: so like you talk to the radio and he listens?
You: no
You: we no talk to radio
You: we just talk and man on radio hear us
Stranger: like god?
You: no
You: man on radio hear much much more
Stranger: im sooo confussed
You: It is simple
You: man on radio listen to us talk
You: and man on radio tell government what we say
Stranger: how does he here you?
You: through the radio
You: he listen through the radio
Stranger: do you mean telephone?
You: no radio
You: man on telephone much different
Stranger: im oo beyond confussed
Stranger: u talk to a radio? that makes nooo sence
Stranger: radios only go one way?
You: no
You: we no listen to radio man
You: man on radio only listen to us!
Stranger: im confused i got to go, bye nice talking to you! good luck with communism!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This.
is.
EPIC!

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by KristallNacht on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:13 am

wow that guy is dumb. government officials get paid teh least?

YEAH RIGHT lol

they get payed a shit ton.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:30 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: prievyet
Stranger: what?
You: is russian for hello
Stranger: i'm korean
Stranger: hi~~
You: my english
You: she is shaky
You: korea?
Stranger: i don't understand your meaning
Stranger: yes!
You: you like video games?
Stranger: republic of korea
Stranger: no~
Stranger: i like just watching movie
You: not democratic peoples republic of korea?
Stranger: no~
Stranger: we are democracy people
Stranger: why are you thinking?
You: they are good people
You: great communists!
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: i like your appearance
Stranger: russian appearance
Stranger: especially big nose
You: I have small nose
Stranger: haha~
Stranger: you so funny
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
Stranger: i'm 22
You: I live in the great USSR
Stranger: ussr?
You: we have great communism
Stranger: what is ussr?
You: is great country
Stranger: are you patrior?haha
Stranger: you have so much proud of your nation
You: yes
You: is great country
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i live in seoul , do you know seoul?
You: yes
Stranger: capital of south korea
You: I have heard of it
Stranger: how do you know/
Stranger: how's your weather there?
You: within range of the great north koreas guns, yes?
You: cold
Stranger: guns
Stranger: what means?
You: the big artilery guns
You: that fire the explosive shells
Stranger: sorry..
Stranger: great north koreas guns, yes?
You: yes
Stranger: i don't know above
You: the country
You: north of yours
You: with the nuclear weapons
Stranger: guns mean just country??
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: no
Stranger: we have no nuclear
You: they do though
Stranger: north korea
Stranger: possess nuclear
Stranger: bomb
You: yes
You: they could hit seoul
Stranger: i think they wouldn't do that
Stranger: because we are the one under the america.ㅠㅠ
Stranger: you understand my words?
You: america is capitalist pig state
Stranger: yes/.
Stranger: so we succumb that.
Stranger: are you interseted politics?
You: yes
Stranger: are you student?
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I work in uranium mine
Stranger: a~~
Stranger: are you rich??
Stranger: haha
You: no
Stranger: i want to go there?
You: government decid i not get payed much
Stranger: !
Stranger: why?
You: because no one in USSR get paid much except government
You: we are all poor
You: but equally poor
Stranger: a~
Stranger: all people paid
Stranger: equally?
You: except government
You: is great
Stranger: still?
Stranger: now?
You: yes
Stranger: i don't know that~
Stranger: didn't
Stranger: know that
You: is ok
Stranger: so what is your dream?>?
You: not many know of the true greatness of communisim
Stranger: yes/
You: my dream is to become greatest worker in service of our nation
Stranger: what kind of??
You: any kind
You: perhaps military!
Stranger: are you male?
You: I will be sure we do not invade seoul first
You: yes i am
Stranger: why do you invade any country?
You: to increase power
Stranger: ...
Stranger: \hrrr
Stranger: are you not a peace person?
Stranger: do you want war?
You: peace is not the human way
Stranger: why do you think so?
You: we are creatures designed for war
You: it is our nature
Stranger: that's no way
Stranger: you are so scary
You: we fight for many reasons
Stranger: i feel.
Stranger: why
Stranger: i want to hear you
You: humans fight because of emotion and emotions are human nature
Stranger: yes so?
You: so we can not override our very nature
Stranger: no we can overcome our
Stranger: evil emotion
Stranger: we can make peace world
You: no
You: is not possible
Stranger: what is your hateful nation?
You: the USSR
Stranger: your nation???
You: united soviet socialist republic
Stranger: for a moment ago
Stranger: you are a patiot
Stranger: you said
You: yes i am
You: we are great and powerful nation
Stranger: so what is hate things??
You: we do not hate
You: we simply do not resist our emotion to gain control
You: we will control the world eventually
Stranger: what do you guess that your natinon invade first??
You: hm
You: possibly germany
You: they were great threat in last war
Stranger: when ??
Stranger: they are weak now?
You: no they are strong
You: but we are stronger
You: we will invade on what the americans would call december 21st 2012
Stranger: why?your nation want to be a 1st?
You: I must go now
Stranger: ..bㅠㅠ
You have disconnected.


That was fail. I think he reported that to his government or something.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Yam Head on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:07 pm

KristallNacht wrote:did that guy really not notice that Soviet Russia doesn't exist anymore?
Thats what happens when you sleep with 2 russian women...
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Angatar on Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:16 pm

You: Hi there!
Stranger: hiya
You: Would you like to join my cult?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what kinda cuklt
You: Velociraptor Anti-Giraffe Inquisition Negro Association
Stranger: wow
Stranger: the first 2 parts i love
You: We try to prove to people that Giraffes don't exist
Stranger: I think the reason that giraffes are so sad
Stranger: is there too tall to hang themselves
You: and by doing that, stop Raptor-Jesus from coming to Earth and killing us all
Stranger: but
Stranger: raptor jesus
Stranger: sold me my first child
You: That is a velociraptor!
You: Shoot it!
You: Kill it with fire!
Stranger: well to be honest
Stranger: i am a velociraptor spy
Stranger: here to kill you
You: Oh...
You: Well...
You: Atleast you're behind the screen.
Stranger: look up
Stranger: craka
You: Oh shi-
You: Wait, you need my help!
You: Humans came after the Protheans, Velociraptors will come after Humans, Gorillas will come after Velociraptors!
You: You need my help to prove to the world that Gorillas don't exist!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: LETS GO
You: Yea!
You: But you need to hear my plan out first.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go
You: We need to storm the White House.
You: Well, not at first.
Stranger: like canada did
Stranger: ?
You: My security contact in there is anti-Velociraptor
You: not anti-Gorilla
You: I need a new contact
You: Do you know a good one?
Stranger: i am a worker in the white house
You: Nice place for a spy...
You: Okay then, we'll just rush it with my followers
You: they will still think I'm anti-Velociraptor
You: but once we take it, we kill them all.
Stranger: YES

Stranger: we will call it plan c
You: What's plan A and C?
Stranger: they are deoys
Stranger: while they try to figure out a and b
You: Decoys...
Stranger: we wil enact c
You: Good idea!
You: Long live Velociraptor!
Stranger: WOOOOOO
You: Raptor-Jesus is coming!
Stranger: all hail
You: Do you have the blue-prints of the White House?
Stranger: yea
You: Is it updated?
You: Does it have guard and security camera positions?
Stranger: no i ate them all
You: They're all dead?
Stranger: all of hem
You: The cameras are down?
Stranger: ate them too
You: Good...
Stranger: im a velociraptor
Stranger: its what i do
You: How long before anyone notices
Stranger: like
Stranger: 5 days
You: Wait, did you kill the President?
Stranger: its pretty slack there
You: There?
You: You mean here?
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: I are the president
You: Good...
You: You need to announce to the world that Giraffes are real
You: and that everyone needs to go on a safari to see them
Stranger: i will get to it
You: You're Obama, anything you say is truth in many peoples' eyes
You: Hello?
You: Is the great Velociraptor there?
Stranger: he is
Stranger: but you can call me the
Stranger: obamaraptor
You: Obamaraptor!
Stranger: im like
Stranger: the last boss of the internet
You: You cannot be beaten!
You: Now, my pretties, fly!
You: I shall wait for your speech.
Stranger: Ok Ok Ok Ok
Stranger: here i go
Stranger: I liek Change
Stranger: Chaaaange
Stranger: Chaaaange
Stranger: for al the changes in the change theres a few changes i woudl change
You: Obamaraptor, that is brilliant!
You: My lord, you must hate the internet.
Stranger: yea i do
Stranger: its shit
You: Those internet people made a Rick Roll out of your grand speeches!
Stranger: My subject i must go
Stranger: have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:20 pm

You switched sides..

You said anti-giraffe
then you said they existed
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Angatar on Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:22 pm

I know, Obamaraptor had me trapped, so I began helping it.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Good idea
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by noir on Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:12 pm

Captain, I detect large amounts of tl;dr in this sector.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Yam Head on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:53 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: waz up
Stranger: nt much
Stranger: u?
You: same :/
Stranger: from?
You: Soviet Russia
You: you?
Stranger: United Kingdom
You: cool
You: how many nukes you got?
Stranger: millions, 1 in every home
You: awesome
You: we would do that, but we suck
You: so its not gonna heppen
Stranger: Sad
Stranger: get onto ur government
Stranger: say oi
Stranger: whores
Stranger: gve us stuff
You: Tis a shame our communist government accuses us of being the whores
Stranger: if i was you, id take my pimp hand straight to their face
You: then they take there giant cock of militarisim and run over my face
Stranger: hmm true
You: at least we have the panzershrecks
Stranger: i guess the arabs have the right idea by blowing them selves up
You: jews arent worth the explosives
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i like
You: you like?
Stranger: i like the comment
Stranger: funny stuff
You: We Russians take great pride in our whitty humor
Stranger: lol i have a russian friend here, he is great fun
You: did he tell you about the Raptors?
Stranger: nope he didnt
You: there in the white house i heard
Stranger: i heard something about your government is building a shitload of fighter jets
You: its to counter act the Raptors quickened mobilization efforts
You: Raptor Jesus has returned
Stranger: lol
Stranger: strange war between the nations
You: Obama is there sex puppet
Stranger: lol
You: yes, indeed
Stranger: ohwell, t'll never end, both nations too stubborn to back down, like most countries really
You: like palistine and germany
You: both need a good butt fucking
Stranger: lol yup
Stranger: tellin who the daddy is
You: those arab fuckers killed Billy Mays
Stranger: did they?
You: then the germans sent in Vince to slap all of our hookers
Stranger: lol
You: They filled his room with islmaic funbdamentalism gas
Stranger: i hate islam and all its extremist followers
You: them and the iranians should all have a crazy orgy and then suicide bomb them selves
Stranger: lol one giant boom
Stranger: end all the worlds misery
You: then we need to move on to disney Pixar
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stop them making more retarded films
You: They nazi bastards have Walt Disney frozen in the basement
Stranger: damn them, let him free
You: he must be contained
Stranger: we should form an alliance
Stranger: extract him from there grasp
You: his species is a inter galactic parasite
You: yes we shall take WD to the only place he can be destoryed
You: Martha Stuarts anus
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anon
You: anon can fuck itself untill my nipples become erect
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good answer
You: We are legion...bastards
You: They've been trying to nail me for years
Stranger: you on the wanted list?
You: yeah
Stranger: bad ass mofo
You: ill have them sucking my dick before they know it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good
You: fuck
You: there here
Stranger: get out!
Stranger: now!
You: quick i have to destory all my data
You: did you insert the chip under your penis flap?
Stranger: yeh, they didnt check there
You: good good
You: they favor the stomach area
Stranger: they do
Stranger: assholes
Stranger: hide the data n take ur beating
You: i hope they didnt make you cry
Stranger: no chance
Stranger: they grabbed my balls n i laughed
You: good man
You: fuck the Bolshevikcs are at my door
Stranger: get the ak
You: i must appease them by reciting the korean pledge of allieagnce upside down while jacking off
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wearing a straw hat
You: serve the hive
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:58 pm

.... that is disturbing.....

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:05 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 0
You: Hai der..
You: Hello der?
Stranger: hello
You: How is it going der?
Stranger: the phony accent make you sound like an autistic loser

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:08 pm

I feel for you gauz.....

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:02 pm

this one is kinda meh imo

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you... will... die
Stranger: yep
Stranger: I will
You: your heart... will explode
You: death... is close
Stranger: I was thinking more the gun in my hand, put to my head, than pull, = bang, dead
You: your friends will abandon you
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: no funeral for me
You: you are already dead
Stranger: they'll just toss me in the canal
Stranger: woah
Stranger: your blowing my mind, man
You: you have failed your friends
Stranger: is it safe?
You: you can leave your friends behind
Stranger: is it safe?
You: cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi Male 19 here with webcam
You: zug zug
You: dum dum dum da de
You: HIGHWAY TO THA' DANGER ZONE!!!
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:32 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: wanna cber ?
Stranger: cyber
You: depends
Stranger: m f ?
You: are you a man or a girl pretending to be a man?
Stranger: im a man
You: okay cool
Stranger: and you ?
You: I am a lady
Stranger: sure ?
You: and on that note
Stranger: ^^
You: two hundred
You: and forty dollars
You: worth of puddin'
You: and this is the kind of puddin' that only two hundred and forty dollars can buy!
You: awwwhh yeah!
Stranger: haha
You: now I could have bought
You: one hundred dollars
You: worth of puddin'
Stranger: can you send me apic of you ?
You: and that would have been
You: sure
Stranger: naked ?
You: no
Stranger: make some , please Smile
You: that would ruin the immersion
You: <picture omitted>
You: now I could have bought
You: a lot of puddin
You: but only two hundred and forty dollars worth
You: is the puddin' to buy
You: am I right here stranger?
Stranger: no naked ones ?
Stranger: ill send one of my oenis
Stranger: penis
You: what I don't know can't hurt me
Stranger: hah
Stranger: please ... =)
You: .......
You: no
Stranger: that would make me hot
You: .......
You: no
You: not one, but two jormungar worms
You: in the mountains
Stranger: my penis would make you hot
You: .....
You: no
Stranger: so atart cybering
Stranger: start
You: I buy a pudding
Stranger: ok
You: with two hundred
You: and forty dollars
Stranger: thats boring
You: Oh, only for you though
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Toaster on Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:42 pm

LOL BB, your Omegle chats are consistently awesome.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Cheese on Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:44 pm

Lol, that guy sure wanted to show you his penis.

Which is weird considering you accused them of being a man pretending to be a lady, which all logic points to your mandom (or penis-bearing, if you will).

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:49 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i am horny
You: Greetings. I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark
You: We have rather important matters to attend to, there is no time to waste Reclaimer!
Stranger: what
You: The flood must not escape the Installation!
Stranger: wat
You: ...
You: Follow me
Stranger: were
You: May I suggest you upgrade from a class-2 Combat skin? It is rather ineffective to combat the flood
You: The Library
You: we must retrieve the index.
Stranger: ok who is thise
You: To activate the Halo Array
You: 343 Guilty Spark, monitor of Installation 04.
You: We went over that reclaimer!
Stranger: fuck tard
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: u herd me werido
You: Reclaimer, this is not time for redundancy.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:55 pm

This one was weird...
(not very interesting, just odd)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey6
You: hey7
Stranger: hey 8
You: hey9
Stranger: hey10
You: hey11
Stranger: hey12
You: hey13
Stranger: hey14
You: hey15
Stranger: hey16
You: hey17
Stranger: hey18
You: hey19
Stranger: hey20
You: hey21
Stranger: hey22
You: hey23
Stranger: hey24
You: hey25
Stranger: hey26
You: hey27
Stranger: hey27
You: hey29
Stranger: hey28

You have disconnected.



we were so close to 100........

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