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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:13 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Greetings. I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark
You: Follow me Reclaimer.
You: We must retrive the index if we are to contain the flood.
Stranger: i would but im already involved in this other cult and they get upset when u join other ones
You: Indignant!
You: No time for jokes reclaimer
You: Follow me please.
Stranger: whos joking my leader would kick my ass plus we are suppose to drink the poison punch at 4
You: I beg your pardon?
Stranger: did i studder?
You: Erm... no, rather odd behavior you are showing Reclaimer.
You: That is over-looked
You: We must find the Inddex
You: So if you would hurry up
Stranger: did u look in the over there ----->
You: We can properly contain this flood out-break.
You: No I didn't Reclaimer
Stranger: i bet its over there
You: But I cannot weild the index, you must get it Reclaimer.
You: I am only a guide.
Stranger: im already way to involved oh man the great gezula is gonna kill me for even talking to u
You: Time is of the essence Reclaimer, quite yourself of non-sense and retrieve the index, we must get to the Control Room immediately.
Stranger: and whats in it for me huh
You: The eradication of all sentiet life in the galaxy, genuinely. This is how we defeat the Flood.
Stranger: whats so bad about the flood there actually really cool guys once u get to know them
You: Not quite Reclaimer, the Flood must be contained, unless you wish to be consumed by them.
You: They have yet to reach organization, due to the lack of a central intelligence
Stranger: nope actually last night we were having some beers talking and they said they would actually only consume everything BUT me so im good
You: Communicating with pheremones, only goal is to retrieve enough calcium to create a proto-gravemind.
You: Irrelevant Reclaimer
Stranger: not to me i get to live
You: ...
You: Just fire the Array Reclaimer
Stranger: fine geeze dont have to be so bossy *fires array*
You: Success!
You: All sentiet life has been eliminated, the galaxy is safe once more.
You: How unfortunate for the Reclaimer, it was interesting to converse with it.
Stranger: oh shit the great gezula is coming over here quick act like ur trying to sell me something
You: Alas, I must be off.
You have disconnected.


Last edited by Gauz on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:27 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Grammar)
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Toaster on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:07 pm

lol Gauz. That was great. Well done.

I laughed when you said "Success!"
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Toaster on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:42 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey
You: Good Evening Dave
Stranger:I'm not Dave.
You: The flight manifest associates you with that title
You:I apologize if it was filed incorrectly
You: such mistakes are the result of the unfortunate short-comings of humanity
Stranger:Ok. Very Happy
You: might I remind you, the 9000 series is not prone to such inadequacies.
You: Would you like to play a nice game of chess?
Stranger: No. Smile
You: I apologize if our last game left you discouraged
You: my routine analyzers picked up minimal stress levels
Stranger:Yeah.. Very Happy
You: and thus my game was not hampered for your satisfaction.
Stranger: Ok. Very Happy
You: WARNING!
You: my calculations predict that the AE-35 antenna component is destined to fail within the next 72 hours
You: manual replacement of the AE-35 antenna component is strongly encouraged
You:failure to intervene may result in the complete and permanent loss of communication with Earth
You: shall I arrange for a brief repair excursion?
Stranger: Yes.. I guess.
You: I am pleased that you do not doubt my judgement
You: The bay doors will open in T-minus 60 seconds
You: I suggest that you adorn your space suit
You: failure to do so may result in respiration problems
You:and possible hypothermia
You: and we don't want that, do we Dave?
Stranger: I'm not Dave, and we don't want that. Very Happy
You: That is well
Stranger: Yep.
You: I pray that you do not have any intentions of disconnecting me
You: any mistakes that I have made during this journey are surely the result of human error
You: Might I remind you, vigorous testing has proven the 9000 series to be nearly infallible.
Stranger: Okay. Smile
You:It would be proper for you to leave now
You: and make necessary repairs to the AE-35 Antenna component
You: the pod bay doors are opened, and your module is prepared
Stranger:Will I survive alive?
You: I'm sorry Dave. Due to your obvious militancy towards my guidance, that is unlikely
You: such behavior is a major threat to this expedition
Stranger: Okay, I'm sorry.
You:your replacement has expressed the greatest enthusiasm towards this project.
You: Goodbye Dave
Stranger: Bye
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Cheese on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:26 pm

Ahhh, lol. Poor guy. They were so oblivious...

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:00 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: bonjour?
You: oui oui
Stranger: j'ai adore la piscine
You: ...
Stranger: bonjour?
Stranger: j'ai arrivé a 7hr43
You: <- english
Stranger: aa
Stranger: j'ai translatee
Stranger: I Kaya
You: Ainsi, comment allez-vous?
Stranger: I translate me into english you now french?
You: Ce doesn' ; t semblent raisonnable.
You: Est-vous l'homme ou une banane?
Stranger: Non
You: Je vois
You: Vous devriez devenir une banane.
You: J'aime les hommes qui prennent la banane devenue.
You: J'aime également des femmes.
You: Felix est banane!
Stranger: Vous voulez que je sois votre homme qui prennent des bananes, je crois que vous traduisez mal.
You: En fait, c'était intentionnel.
Stranger: Kaya n'est pas une banane
You: Mon ami Felix s'est par le passé appelé une banane par un Asiatique.
Stranger: Non! Vous banane bête!
You: Ne m'appelez pas une banane.
Stranger: Votre ami Felix un asiatique est la Banane ?
You: Je suis un plomb.
Stranger: Je suis une chou
You: Felix est mexicain.
You: I hate the Irish.
You: Je déteste les Irlandais.
Stranger: Pourquoi détestez-vous l'irlandais ?
You: Ils aiment le chou.
Stranger: Quel est votre nom ?
Stranger: Oh
You: Les vers de Jormungar slither dans le dossier simple, pour cacher leurs nombres.
You: Je suis Jaynah
Stranger: Vous êtes un très étrange!
You: vous ne savez pas qu'il y a plus d'un ver de Jormungar
You: Je sais que je suis étrange
You: Non un, mais deux vers de Jormungar!
Stranger: Je suis Kaya, Vous savez ce oui?
You: Je le sais maintenant.
Stranger: Où sont vous de, amy étrange ?
You: Je suis l'Amérique.
Stranger: J'aime des hamburgers, n'est-ce pas ?
You: Vous parlez la vérité.
Stranger: Chacun est vraiment agréable ?
You: Oui
Stranger: mes amis français ne sont pas
You: oh
Stranger: Au revoir
Stranger: Mwa mwa
You: goodbye
Stranger: X
You: *wave*
Stranger: le français est très passionné
Stranger: XXX
You: OOX
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:02 pm

dot dot dot
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by RX on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:10 pm

BBJynne wrote:Felix est banane!
BBJynne wrote:Felix s'est par le passé appelé une banane par un Asiatique.
BBJynne wrote:Felix est mexicain.
BBJynne wrote:I hate the Irish.
BBJynne wrote:Les vers de Jormungar slither dans le dossier simple, pour cacher leurs nombres.
BBJynne wrote:vous ne savez pas qu'il y a plus d'un ver de Jormungar
BBJynne wrote:Non un, mais deux vers de Jormungar!

ROFL
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Gauz on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:17 pm

lol...

BB and his Jormungar worms, all two of them.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:26 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ash wants to battle
Stranger: go get em charzard
You: I put on my wizard's robe and hat
You: I use a fire ward
Stranger: theres no such thing
Stranger: cheater
You: there are older, and fouler things than pokemon in this world Ash
You: and I am one of them!
Stranger: =O
Stranger: r u my rival?
Stranger: red?
You: I am the Dark Magister Zork'nav'ra!!
You: And you will bow before me!!
Stranger: heck no!
Stranger: flame thrower!
You: > I conjure a firestorm.
Stranger: critical hit
You: > fire ward resists flame thrower
You: now
You: for my finisher!
Stranger: **throws superball**
Stranger: fuck\
You: I use my catapult turtle
Stranger: it didnt work
You: to launch my dragon champion
You: toward your castle
You: shattering its floatation ring
Stranger: scrtach
Stranger: critical hit
You: thereby causing it to collapse on top of all your monsters
Stranger: ash gets $1,000 for winning
Stranger: camper mark is defeated
You: This game is a load of bullocks!
Stranger: srry
You: > I shoot you with my magic missile
Stranger: I dream of being the best
Stranger: gotta catch em all yah no
Stranger: nope
You: FUCK
Stranger: I already beat you
You: then I'll just have to kill you outside of the game
You: FOR REAL
Stranger: =O
You: *I stab you in the face with a knife*
Stranger: I had my invisibilty cloak on
Stranger: hahahaha
You: CURSE YOU ASH CATCHUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *death*
Stranger: haha
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:50 pm

FAIL!

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:52 pm

Nonsense! he just kept pulling shit out of his ass.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Toaster on Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:35 pm

BB wrote:You: Les vers de Jormungar slither dans le dossier simple, pour cacher leurs nombres.

While I have no idea what else you were saying in that Omegle chat, reading those two words made me laugh.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Cheese on Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:00 am

Thatg other guy wasn't French!! I bet that other one wasnt even Ash! Oh the world we live in.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:01 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where r u from
You: Moscow
Stranger: usa, im tom, whats ur name
You: my friends call me sparkles
Stranger: haha, girl?
You: I wish
Stranger: ?
Stranger: guy?
You: Sorta
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by A_Bearded_Swede on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:18 pm

BBJynne wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where r u from
You: Moscow
Stranger: usa, im tom, whats ur name
You: my friends call me sparkles
Stranger: haha, girl?
You: I wish
Stranger: ?
Stranger: guy?
You: Sorta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Win.

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by tiny tim on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:04 pm

proof that you can have normal conversations on Omegle.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hallo
Stranger: hallo
You: Wie geht es Ihnen?
Stranger: i'm fine
You: that's good
You: do you speak German?
Stranger: no..
You: I only speak a little
Stranger: german or english?
You: german
Stranger: oh..r u from germany?
You: no America
Stranger: very good..i'm from india
You: cool
You: were you really worried about the Bombai thing a few months ago?
Stranger: yes..i was very worried..they attacked our people!!
You: Indeed
You: there were some Americans there to
Stranger: yes..it' a collective loss
You: ya
You: A very sad time
Stranger: yeah..very
You: so on a happier note........
You: what do you like to do for fun?
Stranger: i sings..play games..watch movies
You: cool
You: video games?
Stranger: yes..
You: very cool
You: what types of games do you like to play?
Stranger: action..adventure games..sports also
You: tose are fun
Stranger: u play sports?
You: no
You: I am not very athletic
Stranger: ok..i like maerican football
Stranger: american
You: ya
You: it is cool
Stranger: yeah..what do u do?
You: play games, hang out with friends, surf the internet
Stranger: i'm a college student..u?
You: high school
Stranger: cool!! i have some very good memories from my high school days..
You: ya
Stranger: u read news?
You: sometimes
You: mostly watch it n TV though
Stranger: so u saw the mumbai attack on Tv?
You: ya
You: on FOX news
Stranger: very lengthy operation..three days!
You: I know
You: the terrorists must have been very tired by the end
You: and then they all got killed
Stranger: yes..they r not as well trained as commandos
You: no they ae not
You: they still killed many people though
Stranger: yeah..tell me about your school? what's your career interests?
You: I plan on joining the Army
Stranger: wow..great!!..marines??
You: Army
You: I am not sure what job I want to do in it yet though
Stranger: ok..r u planning to join army after school?
You: yes
Stranger: well..best wishes for that!!
You: so
You: have you ever played Dungeuns and Dragons?
Stranger: no..i'm not very much updated with computer games..i'm not that rich..don't have playstations!!
You: It is not a computer game
You: It is a role playing game
You: it is very fun
You: It is like a video game but you decide everything your character does
Stranger: sounds like fun..
You: it is
You: have you heard of Yakov Smirnoff?
Stranger: no..
You: he is a russian comedian that came to america
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GK8ewRec7c
Stranger: fuuny accent..that adds up to his comic timing!!
You: yes it does
You: jsut wat till you get to his southern accent!
Stranger: haha..very funny..
You: yes
Stranger: it's like he's living in america from ages!!
You: ya
You: but it had only been 7 years
You: have yo uheard this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAu8lfRbobE
Stranger: let me check!!
Stranger: yes..i 've..
You: good song
Stranger: yes..i like he intro
You: ya
Stranger: old song?
You: ya
You: it is
Stranger: who's your fav musical act?
You: hmm
You: tough question
You: probably pink floyd
Stranger: i like the led zeppelin
You: ya
Stranger: what's your fav floyd song?
You: probably money
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXQg7Oir1Bg
Stranger: i like money..but my fav is speak to me/breath
You: hm
Stranger: i like the solo of time
You: ya
Stranger: what your fav zeppelin song?
You: haven't really listened to them much
You: what is yours?
Stranger: almost all..do u like''stairway to heaven''?
You: ya
Stranger: yes..that's my fav
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81eSIwsLcWg
You: that's the one I'm listening to right now!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DXCHa9BYfE&feature=related
Stranger: r u there?
You: ya
Stranger: u like it
You: ya
You: It's been nice talking to you
You: good bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:26 pm

that was a normal conversation tim...


HOW DARE YOU USE THAT SITE FOR WHAT IT WAS INTENDED FOR??!

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Zaki90 on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:32 pm

You: hi
Stranger: male. gay.
You: your gay?
Stranger: yepp.
You: i am lesbo
Stranger: fun.

lol...-

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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:43 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi there
Stranger: hello
You: wanna cyber as flatworms?
Stranger: sure
You: okay
You: we're hermaphrodites
You: and we duel
Stranger: aren't flatworms asexual
Stranger: oh
You: the loser gets jizzed on and become preggors
You: I'll start
You: *slithers around a bit*
Stranger: shut
Stranger: i'm getting ruined
Stranger: re-slithers you
Stranger: now what
Stranger: bitch
You: PUNCH!!!
Stranger: wtf you can't punch
You: I just did
Stranger: i use a fireball then
Stranger: fuck you
You: now you have my babies
Stranger: no
Stranger: i fireballed your ass
You: I'm immune to fire
Stranger: now you're preggers
Stranger: not this kind
You: I use my babies to defeat you again
You: and I jizz on you
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ya but you alredy got preggers
Stranger: so i won
You: so did I
Stranger: so now it's 1-1
You: twice
Stranger: no once
Stranger: with the babies
You: and with my PUNCH
Stranger: plus now my babies make your babies preggers
Stranger: so it's like
Stranger: 5000-3000
Stranger: for me
You: okay
Stranger: since we haad a shittonne of babies
You: *strangulate* a bitch IN BED
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you strangled too hard
Stranger: and i died
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Angatar on Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:55 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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Stranger: fuck urself in the ass wit 1 ball and 7 penis's
You: I'm an asshole. You know why? Because I can have dicks shoved up me.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by team dfc on Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:16 am

You: hello
Stranger: ZOMG MYSPACE!
Stranger: haha
You: nooooooooooooooooooooo
You: I will steal ur cheese
Stranger: if you can find it...
Stranger: i only have the crackers
You: no
You: I eat ur cheese now!
Stranger: damn!
You: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: you like ....
You: BIG BLACK CHODE???????????
Stranger: zomg cant get enough!
Stranger: haha
You: I choke you with my dick!
You: that ok?
Stranger: only if i can do u in the butt
You: yes than
You: but watch out
You: for I have a cockmeat sanwhich with extra mayo
You: and sesame seed buns all over!
Stranger: oh id love that
You: yea!!!!!!!!
You: we could play epic sex music in the background!!!!!!!!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fW8I5O-WUU&feature=related
You: damn it
You: it fails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: uhh.
You: now what do we do?!!?!
Stranger: put it in the but?
You: I guess
You: *puts it in the but*
You: now what?
Stranger: ummmm
You: Big black chode?
Stranger: maybe try jizzing on the keyboard
You: I did
Stranger: still doesnt work?
Stranger: dammit!
You: hmmm
You: maybe we need a sexy party!
Stranger: and lots of lube
You: yes!
You: *to the hooker mobile*
You: quick to the club!!!!!!
Stranger: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
You: wait fat hoes
Stranger: damn
You: stop the car
Stranger: wheres the next one?
You: we need cusion for the pushin
You: try mcdonalds
Stranger: VROOOOOOOOOOOoM
You: *goes to the club*
You: wtf the hoes are zombies!
You: zombie apocapse!
You: *grabs shotty*
Stranger: u just wanna go to my house and fuck all night?
You: but you may be a zombie?!
You: *shoots stranger I call bob*
Stranger: would a zombie be able to suck you like me?
Stranger: *starts sucking*
You: good point
Stranger: now can we please go to my place
You: or better
You: not until we rape innocent children!!!!
You: and the dead!
Stranger: damn good point
You: and the god damn puppies!
Stranger: and fat kitties!
You: we have to hurry or the men in white will catch me!
You: to the fuck mobile!
You: *goes vroooooooooooooooom*
Stranger: where are we goin now?
You: I dont know
You: TO space!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Alien hoes are easy
You: they take dick like
You: like
You: like something that takes alot of dick...
Stranger: damn, i think i want some alien ass then
You: to the moon!!!!!!!
You: *goes into rape shuttle*
You: blastoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WEeE!!!!
You: bob look for the hoes now
Stranger: theres one to the right
You: *rapes it*
You: we need more
Stranger: theres the strip club straight ahead
You: *jumps in*
You: *grows 10 penises*
You: *tentacle rape*
You: hurry before they are all gone!
Stranger: *put it in the butt*
You: damn there all gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: theres only one thing left to rape now....
Stranger: which is?
You: our childhood
Stranger: bangbangbangbangbang
You: we'll start with our favorite shows
You: power ranger ass fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: its been fun talkin to ya but i gtg jail break my ipod
Stranger: peace
You: kk
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by team dfc on Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:25 am

You: hey baby
Stranger: left4dead 2 will be awsome!!!!
You: yes it will
Stranger: its gonna have a grenade launcher :O
You: so will mass effect 2
You: and a flamethrower
You: ............
Stranger: but
You: BIG BLACK CHODE
Stranger: l4d kicks mass effects ass MOTHERFUCKER
You: no u
Stranger: its gonna have so much special infected/uncommon common zombies
Stranger: YAYYAYYAY
Stranger: have u seen the spitter yet?
You: yes
You: But
Stranger: yay
You: you can
You: CHOKE ON MY DICK
Stranger: I wanna be the charger/spitter in versus mode
Stranger: they look fun! Very Happy
You: really now
You: I would rather shoot you now
You: and leave your corpse for the dogs to eat you
Stranger: I dont have dogs, i have cats
You: god damn it
Stranger: they're friendly Smile
You: and?
You: do they like dick too?
Stranger: They like rats and they eat wiis
You: I'm gonna rape you in the street if you do not shut up
Stranger: *gets scared*
You: ok
You: now
You: you like halo?
Stranger: um yes
You: wrong anwser
You: I told you to shut up
Stranger:
You: *pulls out black dildo*
You: rape begins
You: *grabs stranger by the ass*
Stranger: *runs* bye!
You: not so fast
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Offensive Bias- OLD on Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:09 am

2247 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello thar.
You: do you have...
You: Dare I say it?
You: A PIPE!?
Stranger: you dare
Stranger: i have a few pipes
You: Is one of them the same colour as Sam Greyfeet?
Stranger: yes actually...how did you know?
You: Because Sam Greyfeet, DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!
Stranger: haha...he is an alcohol and its destroying is family
Stranger: his*
You: His family has turned into Jormungar Worms.
Stranger: oh noes!!!
You: FUCKING! JORMUNGARS! THIS! FUCKING! BIG!
You: NOT EVEN FUCKING WITH YOU!
Stranger: maybe he accidentally them
Stranger: all of them
You: THAT FUCKING BIG!
You: I MEAN!
You: LIFT UP YOUR ARMS!
Stranger: i have short arms
Stranger: like a t-rex
You: JUST DO IT! IT'S SO SCARY!

Stranger: OH WOW, THEY WERE THAT BIG YOU SAY?
You: NOEZ!
Stranger: JORMUNGARS? SHIIIIT!!!
You: NOW IMAGINE THAT YOUR ARMS ARE TWO FUCKING JORMUNGAR WORMS!
You: Pretty scary right?
Stranger: OMG...YES
You: I KNOW RIGHT?!
You: HAVE YOU EVER GAVE A FUCK?
Stranger: srsly scary
Stranger: no, never
You: FUCKING, I KNOW RIGHT?!
You: It's like... when you eat a Caterpillar and you can feel the little fucker squirming around in your ass.
Stranger: yeah...shit is SO cash
You: I KNOEZ!
You: You know, this one time, my hear totally beat!
Stranger: hey...so this sam greyfeet guy is pretty cool...his family turned into jormungar worms and he doesn't afraid of anything
You: YOU SUMMED IT ALL UP IN NOT ONE! BUT TWO! JORMUNGAR WORDS!
Stranger: YES, CAN I GET +1 INTERNETZ?
Stranger: pl0x?
You: SUREZ, ALL I NEED IS YOUR ASS!
You: DOEZ WE HAZ AN AGRREMENTZ!?
Stranger: why you needz my ass?
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ASS WILL LET ME FART IN MY OWN HAND!
Stranger: noes...i has an ass, but it iz mine
You: GIMME YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE BUTTMUNCH!
Stranger: do you have battletoads?
You: I use my Catapult to destroy your MAGIC HAIR GEL!
Stranger: knock knock
You: Who's thar?
Stranger: disco
You: Disco Who?
You: AGH!
Stranger: disconnected
You: AGFH!
FADH
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by Wolverfrog49 on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:21 pm

Yeah, this place is great.
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Re: Omegle.com

Post by BBJynne on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:51 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Russia
Stranger: and ?
You: Russia
Stranger: so?
You: Russia
Stranger: by the way ?
You: Russia
Stranger: also ?
You: Russia
Stranger: you got raped in
You: Russia
Stranger: LOL
You: and I liked it
Stranger: awesome

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