Qwertyopolis 1.1

*fires 30 cal. at window* SUCK LASER!!! i mean... BULLETS!!!

*runs to top of bunker on east end*
*lets loose a 5 second burst of fire from M60 while sweeping the front line of grunts*

*runs toward kamakazee hoard with P90 blaring down and spas firing*
*rams hoard*
DiEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls pins across chest*

*throws last grenade*

*dies and wakes up in heaven*
*sits on desk*

*continues firing on Grunts*

*still on 30* come on ive seen this take out a covie base with <40

*fires more shots*
*reloads*
*continues firing*

rzgrz wrote:*dies and wakes up in heaven*
*sits on desk*

*an unstopable force throws grz off the desk, from the room, down the stairs, and back into the bunker*

oh... good im back....

*walks outside once again*
*starts blaring P90 again and jumps into center of hoard*
*starts doing chuck noriss crap with a mix of jet lee in a circle of grunts*

WHAT!!! KING KONG GOT NOTHIN ON THIS!!!!!
*strait shots a grunts head off while bursting into anothers tank behind it with spas causing another chain reaction around me*

*starts shooting the plasma grenades in the grunts hands*
*sits back and watches the explosions*

*keeps fireing*

*causes massive explosion*

*shoots one dead*
*chain reaction kills all the grunts*
*plasma residue gas enters and contanimates the base*
*I die*

*sees plasma residue leaking out staircase and venting out of bunker*
*keeps firing*

*last grunt dies in an explosion; everything I've approved so far spawns in various locations in the bunker*