Choose your own adventure

basically what the title says


I'll say what happens, and basically it's going to last about 4 days until everyone get bored of it

but until that time............

Your inventory: A pet rock, holy water, 41 dollars, a box of pudding mix, 3 sharp knives, a black balaclava, a 12 ft halbard

> You are in a warehouse back of your apartment complex when you encounter a talking ferret.
It growls menacingly and says, "I'm gonna kill you."

A) engage the ferret in mortal combat to determine the true master of the kara-cheti

B) retreat

C) pet the ferret

D) say, "back foul demon!" and attempt to cleanse it with holy water

E) remember everything you've learned about the weaknesses of ferrets

E

tiny tim wrote:E

> You recollect back to the days of your youth, when you father taught you everything you know about the world. You recollect that talking ferrets can only be killed if a steak is beaten into theirs hearts.

You kick the ferret away and run to the nearest butcher shop to get a 32 oz steak.

A) eat it

B) return to the warehouse to do battle with the ferret

C) fuck that and take a walk down the street

C

> you push the talking ferret from your mind and walk down the street that the butcher's shop was on.

Coming to a corner, you see a brothel, a grocery, and a police officer eying you suspiciously.

A) enter the brothel

B) enter the grocery

C) hide the drugs

D) continue on your way

A) Enter the brothel, hide the drugs, and continue.

You can't do them all.

B

> You are ambushed by zombies!

A) engage the zombies in mortal combat to determine the true master of the kara-cheti

B) attempt to cleanse them with holy water

C) Attack! Fight! Kill!

D) run away and hope that they don't overtake you before you can reach safety... that is, if anywhere truly is safe

C

> you hurl a knife into an approaching zombie. It stumbles and continues its inexorable advance. Realizing that knives will get you nowhere at all, you whip out your 12 foot halberd and impale two zombies upon it. As you pull it free, another creature claws at you from behind. It is the talking ferret you had forgotten! It tears into your back while you try to smash it against the shelves behind you. But the zombies are not yet done, and they fall upon you, scratching and biting.
The last thing you hear is the ferret's voice, mumbling a strange chant...

You have been killed.


kinda sucks doesn't it?

yes. yes it does. I knew I should have gone into the brothel...

Haha, one of the best forum games in a long time.

Can we start over?

Okay, then lets go to the turn before then;

Enter the Brothel.