Choose your own adventure

3 Ds and 2 Bs = D

> you stand up and push your way past the Indian man to get to the restroom. He looks angrily at you, but doesn't interfere. You reach for the restroom's door handle when you hear shouting from the cabin. (behind you, where you came from)

A) Turn to look
B) Quickly open the door, get inside the restroom, and close it behind you.
C) Yell "He's a terrorist!", then run back and tackle the Indian fellow.
D) Decide you don't need to use the restroom, and go hit on the steward/stewardess

C

C

> you yell, "he's a terrorist!" and throw yourself upon the Indian man, knocking him down and winding him. He is stunned momentarily, giving you the opportunity to continue your assault. While you consider your options, you realize that the source of the sound you heard earlier was actually a white kid nasally singing along to his iPod.
The Indian man, however, was beginning to come back around, and is unlikely to forgive.

A) straddle the Indian man and start wailing on him with your fists
B) step on the Indian man's neck
C) release the Indian man and confront the white kid OR your choice
D) flirt with the Indian man
E) flirt with a flight attendant

E

C) White kid

E

C!!!

I assume you lot want to talk to a female flight attendant?

> you casually stroll forward to that room behind the cockpit where flight attendants seem to often hang out. you approach a stewardess, and she looks up at you. "can I help you?" she asks.

your exit was swift enough that the Indian man is unaware of your location at this time, seeing as he was face down on the floor, and couldn't see.

A) say "did you see how I just took down that Indian?" and kiss your biceps
B) say "lemme check your tag" look behind her neck and say "just what I thought, made in heaven" [or any other cheesy pickup line]
C) your choice of words
D) grope her
E) open the door and jump out of the plane

E)

E)

does throwing yourself from an airplane really sound like a good idea?

BBJynne wrote:does throwing yourself from an airplane really sound like a good idea?

Well if you have a bunch of people from this site telling you what you should, that's the best decision you could make aside from drowning yourself in a toilet.

... E.