Choose your own adventure

BBJynne wrote:does throwing yourself from an airplane really sound like a good idea?

The People have spoken!!

> you watch as three of the aircraft's passengers open an emergency exit and throw themselves from the plane. You wonder about their strange behavior, and hear an alarm. Cabin pressure is dropping cause some morons opened the plane at high altitude! Little breathing masks fall from the ceiling above seats.

A) say to the flight attendant "did you see how I just took down that Indian?" and kiss your biceps
B) say to the flight attendant "lemme check your tag" look behind her neck and say "just what I thought, made in heaven" [or any other cheesy pickup line]
C) grope the flight attendant
D) go back to attacking the Indian man
E) sit down and put on a mask

F) Engage the flight attendant in mortal combat to determine the true master of the kara-cheti.

C

C

> you move in behind flight attendant and touch her inappropriately. unfortunately for you, she doesn't take this well. she whirls around and slaps your face before shoving you away. "you fucking perv" she says. Because you will not stand insults such as this, so you throw your gloves down onto the floor and slowly roll up your sleeves. The flight attendant looks at you warily. You stare into her eyes and issue the traditional challenge, "Time to die, girly." She recognizes your words, and runs for the cockpit. she makes it inside, and closes and locks the door behind her.

A) go ask the Indian fellow for help
B) slam your body into the door
C) have a drink

C

C

C

> you look around and find water, orange juice, and apple juice. you pour one into a glass, and eagerly feel it flow down your throat, so refreshing! the Indian man has gotten off the floor in the cabin, but still doesn't know quite where you are.

A) go ask the Indian fellow to help you open the cockpit
B) attempt to break down the door
C) go back to the cabin
D) look for something to hit the door down with
E) look for a weapon

A

A

A

A

> so you go back to see the Indian, but you find that the cabin is in an uproar. The Indian man is trying to hijack the plane! he somehow combined innocent simple items with parts from his seat to make a threatening-looking instrument/weapon thing. Also, he has a knife. You have no idea where he got these things from though. You notice bulging around his waist; it might be a bomb. The passengers are cowering in their seats, and some are trying to hide. A few brave souls appear to be contemplating an attack on the Indian man.
The Indian man sees and recognizes you.

A) Attack! Fight! Kill!
B) Run up and punch him.
C) BODY SLAMMMMMMM
D) cry like a bitch