Choose your own adventure

okay, so I'm changing it so that if you want you can do an "other" kind of action as long as it's an action that can still have multiple outcomes

and

> you stride confidently into the brothel. before you stands a two dollar whore with appropriate (for her work) attire. to your left you can see a hallway. behind you there is a scuffling noise. the two dollar whore attempts to get your attention.

A) engage the two dollar whore in mortal combat to determine the true master of the kara-cheti
B) talk to the two dollar whore
C) go down the hall
D) investigate the noise behind you
E) impale the whore on your halberd and steal her panties

A

> you throw your gloves down onto the floor and slowly roll up your sleeves. The two dollar whore looks at you oddly and questions you, "are you gonna rent a 'room' here or not?" You stare into her eyes and issue the traditional challenge, "Thyme 2 dai gurly." She is confused, and is unable to raise her defenses before you tear her throat out. You hold the two dollar whore by the inside of her jaw before tearing it out, as tradition demands.
You are victorious, the master of kara-cheti! And now there's a dead whore at your feet.

A) harvest her for organs
B) loot her belongings and clothes (or almost lack thereof)
C) hide the body in the women's restroom [this can be done in addition to A or B]
D) walk down the hall
E) go back outside

E

> Leaving the two dollar whore's body in a bloody pool, you walk outside into the fresh air of the night. You see before you the source of the noise you heard earlier. The talking ferret has been following you. it says, "hey man, wanna go grab some chickens or coffee?" You feel the weight of a 32 oz steak in your pocket.

A) take the ferret out for coffee
B) beat the ferret with the 32 oz steak
C) attempt to attract the attention of a nearby police officer
D) pet the ferret
E) run back inside the brothel

B

> You reach into your pocket, eying the ferret. It looks at you. It says, "when you get your wallet from you pocket, mind giving me a tenner?"
"No" you reply, and draw the steak out. "tis death!" you yell as your flail at the talking ferret with your 32 oz steak. *smack* *smack* *smack* The ferret bites at your and you pull back your hand before hitting it again. *smack* the ferret is beaten unconscious by the beating.

A) drive your steak into the ferret's heart
B) spare the ferret's life
C) do unspeakable things to the unconscious beast

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C!

> you violate the talking ferret. A crowd forms, some cheering you on, others disgusted but unable to turn away. A few of them look at your sternly and bring out weapons.

A) drive your steak into the ferret's heart
B) buy the ferret some coffee and hope this all blows over
C) Attack! Fight! Kill! (the crowd)

could i do C and then buy the ferret some coffee

yes

then D it is!

> one member of the crowd aims a shotgun at you and says something about that being really disgusting what you're doing to the ferret. you quickly throw a knife into his left eye. Several other crowd members draw their weapons. You release your pet rock and allow it to distract them while you dual wield your knives and being to slice and dice. a two members of the crowd throw rakes at you but you cut one of them through the throat, and stick the other's chest with your knife. having run out of knives, you beat the last armed crowd member senseless with your halberd's shaft before plunging the blade into his stomach. the rest of the crowd flee the scene. you decapitate the bodies and set the heads on the road as an example to anyone else who would dare cross you.

You stoop and pick up the shotgun and ammunition left by the first slain crowd member before carrying the talking ferret to a starbucks just around the corner.

You have gained an item! -shotgun-

A) enter the starbucks
B) go back to a previously mentioned location (warehouse, brothel, grocery, street)
C) drop the ferret and do either A or B

D: Fire my shotgun at anyone on the street below.

I edited my post.

I didn't notice you had posted since I was typing.

So ummmm yeah....