Choose your own adventure

D) Challenge every person on the plane to mortal combat to determine who is the true master of kara-cheti.

> one of the dancing passengers (who is not attractive at all) tries to dance with you and says, "hey there, you want a single dance?"
You reply, "you'll never stop at one! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!!!"
The passenger looks offended and says, "dude, you don't have to be so-" before he is impaled on a chair arm and thrown against the buckled cabin wall.
The other passengers start screaming, and two try to attack you. your swift reflexes and mastery of kara-cheti give you an advantage, which you use to dispatch them with easy, throwing one head-first into a protruding metal part on a chair knocking him unconscious, and by ripping out the other's neck arteries with your bare hands.

you tear the chair from the floor, and slam it into your unconcious assailant's head.
you also notice a parachute under where the seat used to be.
[parachute added to inventory]

A) use the parachute to kill more people
B) jump out of the plane and fall to the ocean below
C) Attack! Fight! Kill!

A)

B

Gold, do you honestly think anything good can come of that?

Oh, I assumed that I would've taken the parachute.

A

C

B

B

A

B

> some things in life can never be explained. as you made the decision to hurl yourself from a speeding airplane, one may question what was going through your head. looked back, it may be said that your magnificence blinded you to your own mortality; however, there may have been a deeper reason, some... last dream you had to finally see the ocean up close.
what happened to your reason at this moment is quite a trying mystery. though we will never know why you chose to do so, what happened remains the same.

you burst through crowd and found your way to the opening left by the stewardess. gathering yourself, you spring forth from the aircraft, leaving it behind as your soar through the heavens.
you struggle with your parachute, attempting to activate it. Success! you are now floating downward.
You're a leaf on the wind.
And you don't know how to swim.

Your body was never found; it was probably devoured by the creatures of the sea. Many of those who witnessed your last acts died when the plane crash-landed at an airfield in LA.

A) Go back to last choice, with different options in addition to old.

I chose to kill people with the parachute.

Anyway, restart?

A