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Post by Vigil on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:41 pm

Vigil’s Rants

Hi folks, here’s a little thing I’ll be doing on this thread from time to time. There are many things that I hate and annoy me, so I going to try and catalogue them all, so I hope you sit back and enjoy my rage filled rants.

Part I: FJ, the HWF Messiah

Ah, where better to start than the little upstart that has taken over our former residence. This man has caused me several headaches over the last few months.

To those who have the pleasure not to know who this little fucker is, allow me to explain. FJ is a HWF member who joined in February. Since he joined, he has put up several youtube videos of strategies and guides to help people.

Now I wouldn’t have a problem with that, if it hadn’t been for the response. The new members flocked to him like the ignorant gullible sheep they are, saying how great he was and how undeniably awesome he is. It’s like a fucking cult now, and anybody who speaks ill of him is a heathen and has 20 or so dumb fuck lackeys to defend him.

So you made a Youtube video. Congratulfuckinglations. The majority of what you said was simple common sense to begin with and only a person who couldn’t tell his ass from his elbow would really need that level of instruction. They were a few nice things in there, but I wasn’t that impressed. At first I was on his side, as I saw him as the next Vaulting frog or Ocean.

But of course, he let it go to his head, and is an insufferable arsehole. Here are a couple of my favourite quotes:

‘You are a noob if your not me!’- Nice first post.

When asked what two things make him happy in HW he answered:

‘1. Winning 2. Winning’- How delightfully arrogant of you.

Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.
‘Shut Up. I’m better than you’- I just love his arrogance.

I think the hate really started when his buddy decided to post a shit story about the Arbiter and Anders having sex. It was bad, and some of the older members took offence to it. We later learnt it was bait, so they could sit there and insult us. It has to be seen to be believed.
http://www.halowars.com/forums/thread/652797.aspx

The saddest thing is he English. My countryman and he gives us all a bad name. He’s thinks it’s a great idea to play into the very dated and fucking annoying stereotype that you all think we are all still living in 1890 and have tea and crumpets. That is one thing that should be encouraged.

I have played on the game with him twice, once against him, and once as an ally. He’s a decent player, I’ll give them that, but he needs to drop the ego bullshit, tell his lackeys to fuck off and stop being such an ignorant prat.

But I digress, he is Jesus after all, and how could I hate the messiah of Halo Wars, the saviour of all our sins?

Because he is a false prophet. When final judgment comes and all the whores and fools realise he cannot save they will scream ‘save us.’

And I’ll whisper

‘No.’

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Kasrkin Seath on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:43 pm

Congratulfuckinglations
I love that word

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:44 pm

I remember that thread, I came in and talked down to shit out of him lol.

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Cheese on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:59 pm

An entertaining rant, there.

I would just like to say I've been having tea and crumpets for breakfast for the past couple of days.

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Vigil on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:00 pm

Thanks.

Nice, but don't be telling the americans.
Very Happy

More to come.

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Kasrkin Seath on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:32 pm

Cheese wrote:An entertaining rant, there.

I would just like to say I've been having tea and crumpets for breakfast for the past couple of days.

Tea and Crumpets?
TEA and Crumpets?
CRUMPETS?!
TEA AND CRUMPETS!!>>!>!?!?!??!@?@?!%>#TMIESKNMBK
TEEEEEEAAAAAA AAAAAANNNNNDD CCRRRRUUUUUMPEEETTSSS

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[00:17:37] @ KrAzY : and that person is seath
[00:17:39] @ kasrkin seath : YES
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[02:22:43] @ KrAzY : the reason we all come to TCF is because Seath is too Lord Pheonix damn sexy to stop.
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by RX on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:39 pm

Lol, your rants are awesome Vigil. Razz
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Felix on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:42 pm

Vigil wrote:Thanks.

Nice, but don't be telling the americans.
Very Happy

More to come.

Quick! To the presses!
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Death no More on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:46 pm

Vigil wrote:
Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.
Rofl some person that put a link in his sig got them taken away not us. I remember when people looked up to seniors now we are heathen scum. I really feel l like starting a flame war right now.
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by PiEdude on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:49 pm

*FJ walks into white room with bright overhead lights*
*he kneels before a man sitting at a desk in a swivel chair, his back to FJ*
*he bows his head*
"Milord, the Seniors are getting too close, they know too much. I would like your permission to annoy the hell out of them until they leave our Holy Refuge for good"
*the man in the chair stands up and walks to the back wall*
*he turns around to reveal that he is Aloysus*
"Your permission is granted. Destroy them, make their existance a living hell."
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Ascendant Justice on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:52 pm

...Someone REALLY needs to hack that place.
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by tiny tim on Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:54 pm

Yes...... any offers?

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:16 pm

Death no more wrote:
Vigil wrote:
Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.
Rofl some person that put a link in his sig got them taken away not us. I remember when people looked up to seniors now we are heathen scum. I really feel l like starting a flame war right now.



You are not a Senior

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by tiny tim on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:18 pm

If I had stayed there I probably would be.

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Barbbachello on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:46 pm

They took the story down. I would love to read some fail fiction.

And yes, someone should hack it and ban the fags!
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Ringleader on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:48 pm

In fact, what you're writing contradicts Halo Canon. How did the Arbiter- who I can only assume is Ripa 'Moramee- live until 2931? For that matter, why would he be concerned if his Ellen Anders sex-robot wasn't eating Grunt bits?

I laughed for 1 solid minute
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by tiny tim on Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:56 pm

an IP ban would be much more preferable actually. Maybe you could even IP ban Aloy! You would be praised!

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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Ascendant Justice on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:13 pm

Lord Pheonix wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Vigil wrote:
Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.
Rofl some person that put a link in his sig got them taken away not us. I remember when people looked up to seniors now we are heathen scum. I really feel l like starting a flame war right now.



You are not a Senior

HAY MAN DO I GET 2 BE A SENIOR?!?!

Ahem. And I believe that was Seath who did that, then stupid Arty had to be cool and do the exact same thing again right after it was fixed, thus banning picture signatures.
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Toaster on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:13 pm

Lord Pheonix wrote:
You are not a Senior

He came on in '07, and he was always a very intelligent and contributive member.

I would agree that he is no UNSC AI, or Skita 1 (God damnit what ever happened to that guy?).... But there are different levels of seniority.

I would consider myself a senior member, but nowhere near the greatness of Skita and UNSC. They are gods. :Bowing:


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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Ringleader on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:14 pm

I think anders and the arbiter is a pretty cool story. ti has aleins sex and doesn't afraid of anything...

Um let's see where do we start.



we wrote these for enjoyment of ourself - Fail more grammar police. And also, you write for enjoyment of yourselves? What, all five of you? What are you guys, some kind of hive-minded creature that jumps out from the shadows to correct spelling mistakes and historical inaccuracies?




My point is obviously lost on you. Grammar does not matter. We're all just typing as fast as we can to get our thoughts out as soon as possible. In my opinion, as long as the idea or thought being expressed is understandable, who cares if he wrote teh instead of the, we all get it.




Oh no! Vigil look what youve done!!!

I glad somebody else can see what this is causing.

Oh my GOD!!!!!

Hail 2 fire:
Violaterr:
. Grammar does not matter.

os wehn i tpye leik tihs oyu nac udnertsand me?


Yeah? You said "so when i type like this you can understand me". The brain often relies on what it has seen in the past as to make assumptions about what it is seeing at the moment.

I used to think brains were standard issue. Today, I stand corrected.
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Post by Ascendant Justice on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:15 pm

He was talking about Death no More...

EDIT: Directed at Recon.
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Post by XNate02 on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:18 pm

So you dont drink tea and eat crumpets anymore?
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Re: Vigil's Rants.

Post by Lord Pheonix on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:24 pm

ReconToaster wrote:
Lord Pheonix wrote:
You are not a Senior

He came on in '07, and he was always a very intelligent and contributive member.

I would agree that he is no UNSC AI, or Skita 1 (God damnit what ever happened to that guy?).... But there are different levels of seniority.

I would consider myself a senior member, but nowhere near the greatness of Skita and UNSC. They are gods. :Bowing:


Directed at Death

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Post by Ringleader on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:31 pm

watch the history channel, RIGHT NOW
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Post by PiEdude on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:35 pm

I know, *shudders*, I saw the commercial earlier, so I made sure to steer clear of it tonight.
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