Vigil's Rants.

Vigil’s Rants

Hi folks, here’s a little thing I’ll be doing on this thread from time to time. There are many things that I hate and annoy me, so I going to try and catalogue them all, so I hope you sit back and enjoy my rage filled rants.

Part I: FJ, the HWF Messiah

Ah, where better to start than the little upstart that has taken over our former residence. This man has caused me several headaches over the last few months.

To those who have the pleasure not to know who this little fucker is, allow me to explain. FJ is a HWF member who joined in February. Since he joined, he has put up several youtube videos of strategies and guides to help people.

Now I wouldn’t have a problem with that, if it hadn’t been for the response. The new members flocked to him like the ignorant gullible sheep they are, saying how great he was and how undeniably awesome he is. It’s like a fucking cult now, and anybody who speaks ill of him is a heathen and has 20 or so dumb fuck lackeys to defend him.

So you made a Youtube video. Congratulfuckinglations. The majority of what you said was simple common sense to begin with and only a person who couldn’t tell his ass from his elbow would really need that level of instruction. They were a few nice things in there, but I wasn’t that impressed. At first I was on his side, as I saw him as the next Vaulting frog or Ocean.

But of course, he let it go to his head, and is an insufferable arsehole. Here are a couple of my favourite quotes:

‘You are a noob if your not me!’- Nice first post.

When asked what two things make him happy in HW he answered:

‘1. Winning 2. Winning’- How delightfully arrogant of you.

Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.
‘Shut Up. I’m better than you’- I just love his arrogance.

I think the hate really started when his buddy decided to post a shit story about the Arbiter and Anders having sex. It was bad, and some of the older members took offence to it. We later learnt it was bait, so they could sit there and insult us. It has to be seen to be believed.
http://www.halowars.com/forums/thread/652797.aspx

The saddest thing is he English. My countryman and he gives us all a bad name. He’s thinks it’s a great idea to play into the very dated and fucking annoying stereotype that you all think we are all still living in 1890 and have tea and crumpets. That is one thing that should be encouraged.

I have played on the game with him twice, once against him, and once as an ally. He’s a decent player, I’ll give them that, but he needs to drop the ego bullshit, tell his lackeys to fuck off and stop being such an ignorant prat.

But I digress, he is Jesus after all, and how could I hate the messiah of Halo Wars, the saviour of all our sins?

Because he is a false prophet. When final judgment comes and all the whores and fools realise he cannot save they will scream ‘save us.’

And I’ll whisper

‘No.’

Congratulfuckinglations

I love that word

I remember that thread, I came in and talked down to shit out of him lol.

An entertaining rant, there.

I would just like to say I've been having tea and crumpets for breakfast for the past couple of days.

Thanks.

Nice, but don't be telling the americans.


More to come.

Cheese wrote:An entertaining rant, there.

I would just like to say I've been having tea and crumpets for breakfast for the past couple of days.

Tea and Crumpets?
TEA and Crumpets?
CRUMPETS?!
TEA AND CRUMPETS!!>>!>!?!?!??!@?@?!%>#TMIESKNMBK
TEEEEEEAAAAAA AAAAAANNNNNDD CCRRRRUUUUUMPEEETTSSS

Lol, your rants are awesome Vigil.

Vigil wrote:Thanks.

Nice, but don't be telling the americans.


More to come.

Quick! To the presses!

Vigil wrote:
Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.

Rofl some person that put a link in his sig got them taken away not us. I remember when people looked up to seniors now we are heathen scum. I really feel l like starting a flame war right now.

*FJ walks into white room with bright overhead lights*
*he kneels before a man sitting at a desk in a swivel chair, his back to FJ*
*he bows his head*
"Milord, the Seniors are getting too close, they know too much. I would like your permission to annoy the hell out of them until they leave our Holy Refuge for good"
*the man in the chair stands up and walks to the back wall*
*he turns around to reveal that he is Aloysus*
"Your permission is granted. Destroy them, make their existance a living hell."

...Someone REALLY needs to hack that place.

Yes...... any offers?

Death no more wrote:

Vigil wrote:
Here’s what he thinks of us.
‘Because seniors make it out to be something thats its not, then they all ralley together and start flaming people. Chuckles, and felix will be here soon, maybe not flaming, but they will be here.
‘There was no "war" or anything like that. When the game came out, a whole wave of new people singed up to the site, and thesenior memners didnt like it, and flamed them fr asking repeat questions. The mods kept asking them to stop flaming, they wouldnt and the mods took away pictures and sigs. So the seniors flamed even more, and got banned.’- Oh you couldn’t be more wrong, my ignorant little friend.

Rofl some person that put a link in his sig got them taken away not us. I remember when people looked up to seniors now we are heathen scum. I really feel l like starting a flame war right now.

You are not a Senior

If I had stayed there I probably would be.

They took the story down. I would love to read some fail fiction.

And yes, someone should hack it and ban the fags!