Re: Battle of the Sexes: Who's Superior?

by **Rasq'uire'laskar** on Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:19 pm

You know Ann Dunwoody?

Can you get me an autograph if I send you 10$ to pay for S&H?

by Ringleader on Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:43 am

I don't think she has kids.

by Gauz on Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:34 pm

Women make sammiches

Men negotiate war

by Ringleader on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:31 pm

The two are inseparable.

Wait, to clarify this whole debate... are you asking who is better at doing the dishes? or bicycling across the Swiss Alps?

by YouCurse on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:38 pm

One thing that I thought was hilarious was in the TV show Survivor when the Guy were as usual the leaders of the tribe, and so the girl decided to gang up on the guys and eliminate them before the merge.
And they actually managed to do so, but the funny thing was, as I predicted a few episodes prior, none the girls were smart enough to realize, that with the guys gone, no one knew how to fish or start a fire or lead the team well, and there team just turned to shit, luckily they were saved by the merge and had some men do help them again, their stupidity made me lol.

by **Rasq'uire'laskar** on Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:02 am

You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

by Felix on Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:08 am

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

It's the fact of life. Also another fact: women are vampires, which is why they like twilight so much.

by Gauz on Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:35 am

...

T'was a funny story

by Ringleader on Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:56 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:You know, my girlfriend was once trying on dresses, talking about playing 'dress up' when she was little, and then she said "I wish I was six again."

So, the next morning, I got to her house early and fixed her a bowl of fruit loops, watched Loony Toons, went to the carnival, ate some cotton candy, and then went to see a Pixar movie.

When I dropped her off at her house, I asked her what it felt like to be six again.

There was that moment of dawning comprehension, followed by 'The Look'.

"I was talking about my dress size, you moron."

Yeah, so here's a tip. Even if you guys are listening, you're still going to get it wrong.

Did this really happen?

by **Rasq'uire'laskar** on Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:04 pm

No.
It's mostly a warning...

by Nocbl2 on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:24 am

lol

I would've expected extreme dumpage after that Razz

by Gauz on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:25 am

False.

Noc, women just like to prove men wrong, to counter the fact they should be making sammiches.

by Ascendant Justice on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:38 pm

Gauz wrote:False.

Noc, women just like to prove men wrong, to counter the fact they should be making sammiches.

That is gonna get you bitch slapped one of these days Gauz.

by Gauz on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:59 pm

Oh I know

The Superior Gender