Saga of bloodninja

http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

I read the first two rofl ill read the rest. For now i have JROTC community service to do lol.

King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

epic win

It was funny, but pretty wierd. First few were best.

WTF? lol

LOL

this guy is hilarious, I love the rhino one

The pirate and geek one made me laugh so hard the neighbours complained..

HARRRRRRRR!

Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

rofl This made me laugh to tears

Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

omg rofl I sore from PT at ROTC and this made me laughed till it hurt

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.



t3h lulz!


sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself

I love dis one

Reading this made me laugh to tears

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex

KristallNacht wrote:

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex

u bet.

Yam Head wrote:

KristallNacht wrote:

Yam Head wrote:http://www.mindflayer.net/bloodninja.html

Funniest read ive ever had.

wow, copypasta'd from Fun With Sex

u bet.

I WANT MORE! lol Yam we should try to make our own

That would just fail. None of you are as epic as Bloodninja.

Im afraid a rhino might charge my ass...