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Post by Zaki90 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:08 am

Now, really if you want to blow up an airplane, why don't you do it right.

http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/fireworks-set-off-aboard-commercial-flight/19294161?icid=main|aim|dl1|link1|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2Fnation%2Farticle%2Ffireworks-set-off-aboard-commercial-flight%2F19294161

This is embarrassing. That guy deserves a slap.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by CivBase on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:15 am

Just a slap? More like an execution.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Zaki90 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:18 am

CivBase wrote:Just a slap? More like an execution.


Bitch slap him before shooting him in the head. That guy seriously is retarded. They should send him back to Al-Queda so they can yell at him.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by CivBase on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:20 am

They would probably do more than yell. I'm sure he'd rather be in the US under interrogation at this point than back with Al-Queda.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Gauz on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:22 am

It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by CivBase on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:24 am

Simple... right? Rolling Eyes

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Gauz on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:25 am

Quite.


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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Rotaretilbo on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:42 am

Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Nocbl2 on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:46 am

Fail.

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Death no More on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:05 pm

Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Gauz on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:31 pm

Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Simple

Explosives ------> Tits

And a terrorist doctor, duh Very Happy

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by laxspartan007 on Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:31 pm

if i were teh doctorz i would dooz thatz 4 them is i gotz a cat for itz...

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:42 pm

Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Gauz on Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:58 pm

Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?

Sssshhhhh, don't let the FBI people know...

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Re: Terrorist fail

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:19 am

Gauz wrote:
Rasq'uire'laskar wrote:
Death no more wrote:
Rotaretilbo wrote:
Gauz wrote:It... is simple, you first must go through a sex change, then get a boob job, full of explosives.


Apply for a job as a bitch that hands out drinks, and detonate your tits.


You know, if most terrorists weren't so chauvinistic (where becoming a woman would be a great disgrace), this might actually be very effective.
Except for the fact of HOW IN HELL would you put explosives in your tits.... Not to mention what doctor would do this for you -.-

Makes sense to me. The silicone in breast implants has the same consistency and density as shampoo, which sets off explosive detectors.
So as soon as the investigator realizes that your boob job is setting off the alarm, he's going to get embarrassed and move on. Plus... a transvestite suicide bomber working for radical Islam. Who'd see it coming?

Sssshhhhh, don't let the FBI people know...

Too late. Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton just got added to the "No fly" list.
Very Happy

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