Quote of the Day

Just say the best quote you've heard all day, it can be funny, inspirational, completely retarded, whatever. Here's mine, "We can never know everything, but I fear everything knows us." Sherlock Holmes

"You know, if we turned all the people on Haiti into cannibals and gave them you, they would no longer suffer from hunger"

Lol nice RX

"TRAVIS TOUT!?!? HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING PORN STAR!"
-Offensive Bias

"WASHINGTON IS UNDER ATTACK! DEFEND BURGER TOWN!" - Sgt. Foley

"Open your heart. I'm coming home..."

Ruski wrote:"Open your heart. I'm coming home..."

This is from?

XBOX Live convo.

Me- Dude your Ex-girlfriend wants me to go to formal with her.
TStavie- WOW! She must be desperate!
XNate02- HAHAHAHA!
Me- yea- Wait.. fuck you taylor

Zaki's brother:

"Embrace Ruski into your life as your lord and savior. Accept the truth and join us in praising the almighty Ruski."

Zaki90 wrote:Zaki's brother:

"Embrace Ruski into your life as your lord and savior. Accept the truth and join us in praising the almighty Ruski."

Your brother is a freak

Ha you got a into the 97th percentile! You're stupid...stupid.

"the only thing to fear is fear itself"

Heard it yesterday, but: (in regards to some girl's sister, who is a freshman) "It must be a good present, she said she didn't even have to wrap it!"
-Jeremy, who laughed his ass off with the rest of us after he realized what he'd said.

"Why do paper cuts hurts?" - taylor floyd