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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:40 pm

Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:51 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Gauz on Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:30 pm

"Renamed my iPod "the titanic" so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing'"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:03 pm

lol, what's that from?
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Gauz on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:24 pm

tfln


like, the best site ever.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ziggy on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:54 am

This girl on the train who was fried off her face on dexxies, ecstasy, weed, and god knows what else, was shouting some amazingly funny shit today

"Josef Fritzl likes the schnitzel"
"Blow your swiss horn"
"Have you milked your goats?"

She was great
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:42 am

PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz
Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person Razz
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:05 pm

Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz
Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person Razz
Nice Yam. What did the person say?
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by BBJynne on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:29 pm

"tx is the ghettoest place ever"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:22 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:
Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz
Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person Razz
Nice Yam. What did the person say?
She asked why was I playing pokemon...
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:20 pm

Yam Head wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:
Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz
Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person Razz
Nice Yam. What did the person say?
She asked why was I playing pokemon...
So I'm sure that relationship is ruined?
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Ziggy on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:10 pm

Yeah clearly relationships are ruined when people find out you play Pokemon.

I don't even need to put a /sarcasm at the end of this but I guess I just did.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:39 pm

No, but every time I see her she wants to know how Zapdos is doing Razz
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:03 pm

Yam Head wrote:No, but every time I see her she wants to know how Zapdos is doing Razz
Lol. I know this one girl who just for fun hit on the Chik-Fil-A cow (he turned out to be the older brother of her best friends boyfriend coincidentally) and gave him her number so I always ask her how the cow is doing.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:48 pm

Chik-Fil-A cow?
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by TNine on Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:55 pm

"Okay guys, i'm going back in time. You'll know if i succeed if Germany wins WWII and Wednesday comes after Tuesday."

-Some Comic (dunno source)
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:05 pm

PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?
Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Yam Head on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:46 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:
PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?
Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)
This would be the first I've heard of it.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:21 pm

Yam Head wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:
PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?
Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)
This would be the first I've heard of it.
Oh okay. Well there mascot is a cow so a guy at the mall dresses up in a cow costume and walks around
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Vigil on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:48 pm


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Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way

You can fight like a Krogan, run like a Leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Gold Spartan on Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:00 pm

"South Carolina Football: Alabama's sense of entitlement with Vandy's trophy case."
-Random KY fan.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Kasrkin Seath on Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:26 pm

The real assault, the full furry of the American invasion the "shock and awe" would come two days later.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Rotaretilbo on Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:23 am

"Mass x Velocity = Right of Way."
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:09 am

"The Moral High Ground: a nice place with a great view, and it makes for an excellent country estate, but rarely a good place from which to site your artillery.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Post by PiEdude on Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:51 pm

[19:49:13] Vigil : Japanese Sherlock Holmes
[19:49:24] Vigil : Solves mystery in his giant robot mech
[19:49:38] RockaHolicGameR : the best!
[19:49:51] @ Rotaretilbo : rawr
[19:49:53] Offensive Bias : Lol.
[19:49:57] Baconsen has joined the chat on Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:49 pm
[19:50:00] Offensive Bias : Elementary my dear Gundam!

OB, Vigil, and Rock, have all won the Internet.

EDIT: Rock said something too, but I didn't catch it.
EDIT EDIT: More:
[19:50:58] Vigil : I AM VENGENCE
[19:51:01] Vigil : I AM THE NIGHT
[19:51:08] Vigil : I AM MECHABATMAN!

[19:51:45] RockaHolicGameR : clash of the titans: release the gundam!

[19:52:13] Offensive Bias : Titanic: SUNK BY GUNDAM!

[19:53:03] Vigil : Gangs of New York: Bill the MECHAButcher

[19:53:31] RockaHolicGameR : concentrate (sp) your fire on those supar star gundams!

[19:54:23] Vigil : OUR CRUISERS CAN'T REPEL GUNDAMS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!

[19:55:04] @ Baconsen : IT'S A GUNTRAP!
[19:55:19] @ Rotaretilbo : THAT'S NO MOON! IT'S A GUNDAM!

[19:55:44] Offensive Bias : Luke! I AM your Gundam!
[19:55:45] Vigil : EVERY SINGLE JEDI IS NOW AN ENEMY OF THE GUNDAMS!

[19:57:50] @ Baconsen : Now face the power of this fully armed and opperational gudam!

[19:58:24] @ Rotaretilbo : Some would say this gundam is...unnatural

[19:58:43] RockaHolicGameR : you don't know the power! of the gundam!

[19:59:25] PiEdude : If we quit now...then the GUNDAMS have won.

[19:59:31] Vigil : Space....the final gundam. These are the voyages of the starship MechaEnterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new mechas, to seek out out new gundams and new mangas. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO GUNDAM HAS GONE BEFORE!
[19:59:41] PiEdude : THIS, IS, MECHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[20:00:06] RockaHolicGameR : our gundams! will block out the sun!
[20:00:13] Nocbl2 : FOR THE GUNDAM!!!!!
[20:00:18] Vigil : Then we will fight in the mechas
[20:00:24] Offensive Bias : THEN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE MECHASHADE!

[20:01:08] PiEdude : For every GUNDAM you kill, two shall take its place.

[20:01:32] PiEdude : SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE MECH!
[20:01:32] Vigil : GUNDAMS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFFESSION?

[20:01:48] PiEdude : Frankly my dear, I don't give a GUNDAM.

[20:02:10] RockaHolicGameR : In ALiens...when ripley is in the cargo mover machine. replase that with a gundam. "get away from her you bitch!!!"
[20:02:17] Offensive Bias : It appears the killer was riding a Mech at the time of death...

[20:02:32] @ Rotaretilbo : Clever Gundam...

[20:02:44] Vigil : GET TO THA GUNDAM!

[20:02:50] Offensive Bias : *Gundam leaps on Rot and eats face
[20:02:56] @ Rotaretilbo : THAT'S NOT A GUNDAM! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
[20:03:00] Vigil : Hold onto your buttgundams

[20:03:19] RockaHolicGameR : *star trek kon scene* .........MECHA-KON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:03:26] Vigil : ARE YOU NOT MECHAENTERTAINED

[20:04:09] Nocbl2 : That is Gundamshit!
[20:04:11] RockaHolicGameR : ...we're gonna need a bigger gundam...

[20:04:36] Offensive Bias : This is MechaMadness!
[20:04:37] Offensive Bias : No...
[20:04:40] @ Baconsen : BUT DOCTOR! I DON'T EVEN NO WHAT GUNDAMS ARE?!?!?!?!
[20:04:41] Offensive Bias : THIS! IS! GUNDAM!
[20:04:43] Vigil : GUNDAM MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[20:04:49] Offensive Bias : *Kicks down a Gundam?*

[20:04:57] @ Rotaretilbo : Bond...Gundam Bond

[20:05:25] RockaHolicGameR : no mr bond....i expect you...to hand over your gundam
[20:05:27] @ Baconsen : First rule about gundams...you don't talk about gundams...

[20:05:31] Nocbl2 : GET TO THE GUNDAM! IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT

[20:05:54] Vigil : YOU TALKING GUNDAM TO ME? YOU TALKING GUNDAM TO ME!!?
[20:05:58] @ Rotaretilbo : My Mama always said, "Life was like a box of gundams; you never know what you're gonna get."

[20:06:19] PiEdude : SAY GUNDAM AGAIN!
[20:06:26] Nocbl2 : Go, my Gundam.
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