Re: Quote of the Day

by Ziggy on Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:54 pm

This girl on the train who was fried off her face on dexxies, ecstasy, weed, and god knows what else, was shouting some amazingly funny shit today

"Josef Fritzl likes the schnitzel"
"Blow your swiss horn"
"Have you milked your goats?"

She was great

by Yam Head on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:42 pm

PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person

Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person Razz

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:05 pm

Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person

Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person

Nice Yam. What did the person say?

by **BBJynne** on Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:29 am

"tx is the ghettoest place ever"

by Yam Head on Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:22 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:
Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person

Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person
Nice Yam. What did the person say?

She asked why was I playing pokemon...

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:20 pm

Yam Head wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:
Yam Head wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person

Like when I was playing Pokemon trying to catch a Zapdos and I sent "This Zapdos is total fucking bullshit" to the wrong person
Nice Yam. What did the person say?

She asked why was I playing pokemon...

So I'm sure that relationship is ruined?

by Ziggy on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:10 am

Yeah clearly relationships are ruined when people find out you play Pokemon.

I don't even need to put a /sarcasm at the end of this but I guess I just did.

by Yam Head on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:39 am

No, but every time I see her she wants to know how Zapdos is doing Razz

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:03 pm

Yam Head wrote:No, but every time I see her she wants to know how Zapdos is doing

Lol. I know this one girl who just for fun hit on the Chik-Fil-A cow (he turned out to be the older brother of her best friends boyfriend coincidentally) and gave him her number so I always ask her how the cow is doing.

by PiEdude on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:48 pm

Chik-Fil-A cow?

by TNine on Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:55 pm

"Okay guys, i'm going back in time. You'll know if i succeed if Germany wins WWII and Wednesday comes after Tuesday."

-Some Comic (dunno source)

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:05 pm

PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?

Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)

by Yam Head on Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:46 pm

Mr. Grenade wrote:
PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?
Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)

This would be the first I've heard of it.

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:21 pm

Yam Head wrote:
Mr. Grenade wrote:
PiEdude wrote:Chik-Fil-A cow?
Wait do they have Chik-Fil-A where you live? (It's a fast-food chain)

This would be the first I've heard of it.

Oh okay. Well there mascot is a cow so a guy at the mall dresses up in a cow costume and walks around

by **Vigil** on Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:48 pm