Quote of the Day

Ruski: Nathan do you want any prep time?

Me: No

Ruski: How much do you want?

Me: None, I don't want any

Ruski (to judge): We'll take thirty seconds of prep time

Me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

prep time is good

helps organize thoughts



also, when I used to debate, we [me and a friend] got our asses whooped consistently

but I still think that saying property taxes collected from illegal immigrants aren't legit and thus cannot be counted was hilarious

:Blink:





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Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

Win

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

My german teacher is the same was

She's awesome, or maybe germans in general are just awesome.

Speaking of Germans..
A conversation between my buddy and I at speech contest yesterday.

James: Ya know, most people from our area of the state are German right?

Me: Well ya, when most the people here share the same last name it kinda says that.

James: No, because of Hitler, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy

Me: Oh really?

James: Yeah, he was loved by the people and he was very artistic. The jews were just bringing down his game.

Me: That's terrible..

James: Hey can't blame him for not liking people who didn't like him

Random person: Who ya guys talking about sounds interesting.

Both of us: Hitler

Random person: What?!

Us: ... *holding salute* Heil.

"You played a great game today, guys..."-Coach talking to hockey team after loss of 6-1

"Skank's, fucking skanks"

My Grandma: Your cousin Cassidy was up here with her girlfriend the other...

My sister: Wait! Cassy is gay?

"Do you want to die like that hooker did?"
-BBJynne

Baconsen wrote:Frau (My German Teacher) - Okay Nick take this poster in put in it my car, here's the keys.

Nick(Me) - Wait what?

Frau - Put the poster in my car Nick.

Nick - Uh... okay then, *speaks to class* Yo, I'm going to Wendy's you's want anything?

Frau - I'll take some chicken nuggets.

Ich liebe meinen Lehrer. ^_^

Highschool produces some of the best lols in life.

PiEdude wrote:"Do you want to die like that hooker did?"
-BBJynne

Yes

Joe, watch Moby Dick in English class- Dang, I wish I was a seamen
English Teacher, loudly mumbled- You already were...

Gauz wrote:
My german teacher is the same was

She's awesome, or maybe germans in general are just awesome.

Funnily enough my German teacher is a hilarious guy too.

He asked this Indian guy what his dad did, and he forget what he said, but the teacher goes "What?! He doesn't work at 7/11? Or he isn't an accountant?!"
He's a pretty racist guy, but he's pretty hilariously racist. He has similar tats to Edward Norton in American History X, and is also bald and pretty well built, but it turns out he's a Jew himself so our Neo-Nazi suspicions were invalidated.