Re: Quote of the Day

by Cheese on Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:59 am

PiEdude wrote:
R!zZle BiZzl£ wrote:"Do you know what makes even less sense...

Overweight ppl dressing up in spandex pants, putting tribal make-up on their face, wearing crash helmets & throwing a brown-egg around whilst frantically colliding with each other every 10 seconds in between fast-food commercials, and calling that FOOTBALL???

America, weird country..."

supahdupahguy81 so true

"Grass fairies."

- Our nickname for soccer players.

You know what shouldn't get quote of that day? Bickering about two utterly different sports that are equally interesting/uninteresting so long as you have a team to support and a mild appreciation for how difficult it really is.

by PiEdude on Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:59 am

Cheese wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
R!zZle BiZzl£ wrote:"Do you know what makes even less sense...

Overweight ppl dressing up in spandex pants, putting tribal make-up on their face, wearing crash helmets & throwing a brown-egg around whilst frantically colliding with each other every 10 seconds in between fast-food commercials, and calling that FOOTBALL???

America, weird country..."

supahdupahguy81 so true

"Grass fairies."

- Our nickname for soccer players.

You know what shouldn't get quote of that day? Bickering about two utterly different sports that are equally interesting/uninteresting so long as you have a team to support and a mild appreciation for how difficult it really is.

I know, and I'm usually a proponent of knowing the differences between, and tolerating the different types of football (I even refrain from calling it soccer, and say "Euro Football" on another forum).

But, considering this one was completely uncalled for, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for peaceful and logical discussion yesterday, I just let loose.

Still, we should get back to the thread.

"You can almost picture the scene: An Egyptian soldier is wailing on a hapless Hebrew when Moses, clothed in head-to- toe black, drops down from the ceiling. Moving with cat-like grace, he sneaks up behind the soldier and, taking his head in his hands, snaps the man's neck with one savage twist. As the lifeless body slumps to the ground, Moses lights up a cigar. 'Well,' he quips, 'looks like someone bit off more than he could Jew.'

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html#ixzz0zh1qy5fF"
- Cracked.com "The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

by Cheese on Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:23 pm

Hey I just posted that!

by Nocbl2 on Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:03 pm

Hockey...

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:30 pm

I just came home from school and this is the conversation I had with my half-conscious grandmother who just bought me Halo: Reach last night.

"No game."

"Why no game?"

"Because I was just like you in high school, I know the tricks."

"Wait... you were a guy in high school?"

by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:12 pm

PiEdude wrote:
Cheese wrote:
PiEdude wrote:
R!zZle BiZzl£ wrote:"Do you know what makes even less sense...

Overweight ppl dressing up in spandex pants, putting tribal make-up on their face, wearing crash helmets & throwing a brown-egg around whilst frantically colliding with each other every 10 seconds in between fast-food commercials, and calling that FOOTBALL???

America, weird country..."

supahdupahguy81 so true

"Grass fairies."

- Our nickname for soccer players.

You know what shouldn't get quote of that day? Bickering about two utterly different sports that are equally interesting/uninteresting so long as you have a team to support and a mild appreciation for how difficult it really is.

I know, and I'm usually a proponent of knowing the differences between, and tolerating the different types of football (I even refrain from calling it soccer, and say "Euro Football" on another forum).

But, considering this one was completely uncalled for, and I wasn't exactly in the mood for peaceful and logical discussion yesterday, I just let loose.

Still, we should get back to the thread.

"You can almost picture the scene: An Egyptian soldier is wailing on a hapless Hebrew when Moses, clothed in head-to- toe black, drops down from the ceiling. Moving with cat-like grace, he sneaks up behind the soldier and, taking his head in his hands, snaps the man's neck with one savage twist. As the lifeless body slumps to the ground, Moses lights up a cigar. 'Well,' he quips, 'looks like someone bit off more than he could Jew.'

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html#ixzz0zh1qy5fF"
- Cracked.com "The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

okay i know i should just not comment back but i feel i have too.

i didnt right write this. Its a comment on youtube and i thought it was hilarious, and i put it up here for the lolz hence why i put the tongue face to show it was a light hearted joke lol Rolling Eyes

by Ruski on Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:06 am

Danny Johnson and Raymond Parrish commented on Raymond Parrish's status.

Raymond Parrish Alright its Official...School is Stupid.

Don Krumlauf Just wait till college! Aha

Yesterday at 10:38am · LikeUnlikeRaymond Parrish Yeah theres a word for tht too....StupidER!

Yesterday at 10:39am · LikeUnlikeDon Krumlauf Just think how stupid you will be when you are all done with school. You'll be the stupidous. Smile

Yesterday at 10:44am · LikeUnlike · 1 person
Loading...Raymond Parrish Hahahahaahhah1 good joke im not stupid i just act it.

Yesterday at 10:45am · LikeUnlikeDon Krumlauf Lol. I know but why do you go to a stupid school you should go to a smart school. Lol

Yesterday at 2:54pm · LikeUnlikeAlissa Parr u just relized tht ahah

Yesterday at 8:06pm · LikeUnlikeRaymond Parrish Haha!

Yesterday at 8:33pm · LikeUnlikeDanny Johnson Ray Wen We Go To College Its PARTY TIMEE!!!! (IN A SAFE WAY) Razz

*cough* NOT *cough*

Yesterday at 9:05pm · LikeUnlikeAlissa Parr raymond txt me u havent in like ever lol :p

Yesterday at 9:29pm · LikeUnlikeTyler Jarrells lol ray, i agree

by **BBJynne** on Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:46 am

Me: ROLLL DOWN A WINDOWWW
Me: VERY VERY SLOWLY

Person 2: Or the glass wil shatter and poor into your eyes
Person 2: Which is the leading cause of syphilis

by Nocbl2 on Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:47 pm

"It's circular GUILT!"

by **Tylertlat** on Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:04 am

Overheard on Bike Ride

First Guy: As the Good Books says: If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.And and if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

Second Guy: Are you saying I should cut off my dick?!?

First Guy: I'm not saying it, the Bible says it. May you could just, like, cut off the end?

by **Rotaretilbo** on Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:02 am

Marquel: bruhh bruhh igot all thiz from mi sis iight so lik dnt b sayin stuff if u dnt no all the info

Brittany: idk if you fucking noticed but I speak proper english and if your going to insult someone speak with proper english otherwise stfu.

Me: Wait, wait, wait. When did "idk" and "stfu" and run-on sentences become proper English?

Brittany: Its an abbreviation.. Once again dumb ass.

Me: No. An abbreviation is when you shorten a single word, followed by a period. For example, "doctor" can be abbreviated "dr.", or "mister" as "mr." What you were looking for was an acronym, which is when a phrase is shortened to the first letter of each (important) word. However, even then, in proper english, only a few acronyms actually warrant being in lower case without periods. And by a few, I mean radar and sonar, because they are the only acronyms I can think of that aren't spelled like R.A.D.A.R. (though, technically speaking, in proper English, one who not use "radar"). In fact, if I recall correctly, in proper English, you aren't actually supposed to use abbreviations (or contractions) at all. So, once again, you fail. Because, at the end of the day, "idk" and "stfu" are slang acronyms that are most certainly the antithesis of "proper English". tl;dr: gtfo

by **BBJynne** on Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:11 am

she has a point though. at least you can understand her without straining yourself and leaning forward to read the screen properly

by **Rotaretilbo** on Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:26 am

The point is that you can't take the moral high ground of "proper" English and turn around and use slang acronyms like idk and stfu. Now, if she had just said English, I'd have probably sided with her.

by Jamiesway on Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:41 am

Rotaretilbo wrote:Marquel: bruhh bruhh igot all thiz from mi sis iight so lik dnt b sayin stuff if u dnt no all the info

Brittany: idk if you fucking noticed but I speak proper english and if your going to insult someone speak with proper english otherwise stfu.

Me: Wait, wait, wait. When did "idk" and "stfu" and run-on sentences become proper English?

Brittany: Its an abbreviation.. Once again dumb ass.

Me: No. An abbreviation is when you shorten a single word, followed by a period. For example, "doctor" can be abbreviated "dr.", or "mister" as "mr." What you were looking for was an acronym, which is when a phrase is shortened to the first letter of each (important) word. However, even then, in proper english, only a few acronyms actually warrant being in lower case without periods. And by a few, I mean radar and sonar, because they are the only acronyms I can think of that aren't spelled like R.A.D.A.R. (though, technically speaking, in proper English, one who not use "radar"). In fact, if I recall correctly, in proper English, you aren't actually supposed to use abbreviations (or contractions) at all. So, once again, you fail. Because, at the end of the day, "idk" and "stfu" are slang acronyms that are most certainly the antithesis of "proper English". tl;dr: gtfo

Jamie: Win.

by **Vigil** on Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:24 pm

5:12-5:23

Voice acting at it's finest.