Quote of the Day

"Well, if actually DID take the lava rock, he'd be cursed and his plane would crash in the Pacific."-Friend

"What happened to Mary Cassat?"-Friend

"She died in a plane on her way to Australia."-Me

JB wrote:"Dude where were you today?"

"Doing the same thing you were."

"What? You weren't at school today."

"True, but I was sitting on my ass, got up every hour to move around, sat on my ass some more, and repeated. Only real difference is that I enjoyed myself."

New favorite quote.

Joker: "You want me to go crawling through the ducts again?"
EDI: "Yes. I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
*Serious look from Joker*
EDI: "That is a joke."
Joker: "Right."

*Conversation after i finished Bioshock*

Me- So yeah Dave i finished BioShock today.

Dave- You like it?

Me- Yeah it was cool, i saved all the lil sisters.

Dave- You wuss.

Me- Well i didn't feel like shoving my hand down a girl's throat...

Dave- Nonono Nick, you just see your hand going towards the girls face and it fades out. When it fades back in there's just a slug in your hand.

Me- A Slug?

Dave- Yes.

Me- Like the ones i-

Dave- Yes.

Me- Wait. So you're are saying that in every little girl there is a slug.

Dave- Yes.

Me- Then what happens when the girl grows to a teenager and an adult?

Dave- Oh it just grows larger.

Me- Oh Really?

Dave- Yah Really.

Nick- Do you think they know about the slugs?

Dave- Dunno.

Nick- We can always ask...

Dave- BS you won't do it.

Nick- Oh tomorrow is going to be a fun day at school.

LOL

Me: "So hows Masseffect 2?"

Friend: "Well its awsome i have all this fish and stuff"(goes into me2 explanation)

Me: "Well thats cool.."

Random guy the inturpts me: "I'll piss on your house and burn it".

Me and 2 other friends: "What did you say?"

lol, sorry about that.

I saw an opportunity and I took it .

Onyxknight wrote:Me: "So hows Masseffect 2?"

Friend: "Well its awsome i have all this fish and stuff"(goes into me2 explanation)

Me: "Well thats cool.."

Random guy the inturpts me: "I'll piss on your house and burn it".

Me and 2 other friends: "What did you say?"

Lol

NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!

"You know how your white now? By the time I'm done with you, your gonna be brown."

Mr. Grenade wrote:NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!

Someone got up out of the wrong side of their bed this morning.......

"Why can't a GUY be the lead vocalist?!"- Friend yelling at teacher directing talent show

Spartan15 wrote:

Mr. Grenade wrote:NO! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUNT-BAD MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD BITCH!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!

Someone got up out of the wrong side of their bed this morning.......

No it's just this one girl I know who gets really pissed whenever somebody kills her on CoD

I haven't yet seen a funny, or profound quote in this thread.

My favourite quite though, from Socrates
"The unexamined life is not worth living"

"I'd never bring an active Geth to the Migrant Fleet!"
-Tali with Legion standing right next to her.