Re: Quote of the Day

by Ruski on Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:55 pm

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach!" - Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

"Terminate... with extreme prejudice." - Jerry (CIA)

"Being playmate of the year... is the loneliest experience I can imagine" - Lucy

^ All from the same thing

by R!zZle BiZzl£ on Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:31 pm

then the ansaphone kept screaming, " WHY DID YOU EAT HER TITS!? "

ROFL

by PiEdude on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:14 pm

tiny tim wrote:
Vigil wrote:Can't remember where this is from but

'As I walk in the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley.'

That would be General George S. Patton.

Actually, Jarhead.

Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom?
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?"
All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
Sgt. Siek: We shall fucking see.

Also from Jarhead:

Cortez: I'm the midget, huh? Let's go you squishy-faced retard!
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't you ever call me squishy-face!

by Nocbl2 on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:26 pm

"Upon quitting, cake will be served immediately."-Computer from Portal

by Yam Head on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:43 pm

Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

by Ruski on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:54 pm

Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?

by **Vigil** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:28 pm

And this is why we don't see Denis Hopper anymore.

by Death no More on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:59 pm

Ruski wrote:
Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?

Yep

by Jamiesway on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:45 pm

"Kiss me whexican ass bitchesssss!!!) -Jamiesway

by Yam Head on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:27 pm

Death no more wrote:
Ruski wrote:
Yam Head wrote:Clause 88c of your contract has come into effect.

AvP?
Yep

As long as I get paid Razz

by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:40 am

Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

by PiEdude on Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:51 am

Mr. Grenade wrote:Friend texting me: "Hey."
"Hello?"
"Helloooo?" "HELLO?"
Me: "STOP FUCKING TRYING TO COCK-BLOCK MY PHONE I'M HITTING ON SOMEONE!"

lol, now imagine if that text got sent to the wrong person Razz

by Gauz on Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:30 am

"Renamed my iPod "the titanic" so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing'"

by PiEdude on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:03 am

lol, what's that from?

by Gauz on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:24 am

tfln

like, the best site ever.