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Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Gauz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:52 am

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  • When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"
  • Put candles on a cake and it's a birthday cake. Put candles on a pie and someone's drunk in the kitchen.
  • Funnel cake


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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by kslidz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:53 am

jim gaffigan

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Felix on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:53 am

Why can't they be equal?

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by PiEdude on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:55 am


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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by PiEdude on Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:56 am

Gauz wrote:
[*]When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"


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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Gauz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:08 am

kslidz wrote:jim gaffigan

We've got a winner!

PiEdude wrote:
Gauz wrote:
[*]When a girl jumps out of a cake you're like "That's hot", when a girl jumps out of a pie you're like "eww, go take a shower"


...

that's not fair

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by The Pariah on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:19 am

extreemly erotic... pie you have won

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by CivBase on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:27 am

Dude! Jim Gaffigan is AMAZING!

Hot pocket...

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by PiEdude on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:28 am

CivBase wrote:Dude! Jim Gaffigan is AMAZING!

Hot pocket...


"Now you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast,

a Hot Pocket for lunch,

and be dead by dinner.

Deaaaath Pocket!"

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by CivBase on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:39 am

Young man... you're not having cake for breakfast, you're having fried cake with syrup on top.

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by JB on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:45 am

If you have had this, you would understand.

"Better Than Sex Cake"

It is heavenly sweet goodness. Also Jim Gaffigan as stated above, and you don't hear people talking about "Hey man that pie we had last night was good" Lest they are talking about something completely unrelated to food >.>

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Gauz on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:54 am

"I want to make you all feel comfortable you know, so i'd like to talk about Jesus..."

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by PiEdude on Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:57 am

"This guy's goin to hell in two different religions!"

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Dud Doodoo on Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:22 am

Why pie is superior to cake:

1.Cheesecake

2.No other reason is needed.

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Re: Why Cake is superior to pie

Post by Rotaretilbo on Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:35 am

Jim Gaffigan is a comedian. What he says is hilarious, but not always true. Thus, Jim Gaffigan purporting that pie is just liquid cake is funny in the context of so many cake jokes, but not necessarily true, nor necessarily the actual belief of Gaffigan himself.

In short, Gauz may or may not experience spontaneous organ loss sometime in the future.

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