Cardinal Rules of the Internet

The First Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
There are no women on the Internet. Assume everyone is a man.

The Second Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
Everyone else is a potential rapist. Give no personal information.

The Third Cardinal Rule of the Internet:
Never get into a relationship over the Internet. See rules one and two.

Note: These are simply broad generalizations about the Internet, usually invented by the Internet as a whole. These rules do not, in any way, necessarily represent my thoughts or opinions. They are for comedic purposes only.

The Second Cardinal Rule of the Internet: There are no people on the Internet.

The Third Cardinal Rule of the Internet: You don't tell anyone about the Internet.

None of those are true.

there are women on the internet... and they expect us...

The fourth cardinal rule: The cake is a lie

BBJynne wrote:None of those are true.

sargentbilco wrote:there are women on the internet... and they expect us...

Read the fine print.

I didn't even notice it was there until you mentioned it

i did read ;) its just i was stating how it is

The Fifth Cardinal Rule:

The average IQ of a person commenting on a Youtube video is given by

I= Sqrt(10000(W-10)/N)

Where I is the average intelligence of the poster, W is the average number of correctly spelled words per comment on the video, and N is the number of people who commented on the video.

The Sixth Cardinal Rule:

The probability that an asinine political view/conspiracy theory will be brought out in Youtube comments is given by

M=C(H/e^(I))

Where M is the number of moronic political comments/conspiracy theories that betray the fact that the poster has slightly less than the intelligence of a fried egg, H is the number of hits to that video, I is the average intelligence of the posters (See Cardinal Rule Number Five) and C is a constant that depends on the content of the video.

The Seventh Cardinal Rule:

Name an animal, or any combination of two or three animals. There is anthropomorphic art of it, probably hosted on Deviantart. You just have to look hard enough.

The Eighth Cardinal Rule:

Select any picture of an anthropomorphic animal hosted on Deviantart.
There is furry porn of it hosted elsewhere. No exceptions. If the artist doesn't make said picture, then one of his fans did.

Rule 34

If it exists there is porn of it

Rule 35

If porn of it doesn't exist, it will