Easter

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY !!

For america this is tommorrow but w/e happy rascialy wabbitt break into your house day!!!

easter makes no sense...

Onyxknight wrote:For america this is tommorrow but w/e happy rascialy wabbitt break into your house day!!!

And then it lays eggs all over the place.

brightly colored eggs




that are boiled or filled with candy

Easter sounds weird in America.

Do you guys just eat chocolate eggs like we do?

we eat all kinds of candy shit.
People also like to paint eggs wierd colors, hide them, and then force little kids to find them.

its all very strange

Kasrkin Seath wrote:we eat all kinds of candy shit.
People also like to paint eggs wierd colors, hide them, and then force little kids to find them.

its all very strange

Then we punch them in their throats and take all the eggs back

hahaha

Zombie... *facepalm*

Flamebait Answer:
Merriam-Webster Definition

a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body
b : a will-less and speechless human in the West Indies capable only of automatic movement who is held to have died and been supernaturally reanimated

Jesus obviously isn't a reanimated body. The Christian belief is that Jesus spiritually rose from the dead and his body allegedly disappeared. I understand that you do not believe in the same things as Chrisitians and take all of said beliefs as a combination of a bunch of fictional stories (as I also think of the beliefs of other religions...), but you don't have to be an ass about it and attempt to make fun of us.

My Answer:
Sure, by your definition, he's a zombie. Frankly, I have no problem with that. I have better things to do than argue with you about something so stupid.

CivBase wrote:Zombie... *facepalm*

Flamebait Answer:
Merriam-Webster Definition

a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body
b : a will-less and speechless human in the West Indies capable only of automatic movement who is held to have died and been supernaturally reanimated

Jesus obviously isn't a reanimated body. The Christian belief is that Jesus spiritually rose from the dead and his body allegedly disappeared. I understand that you do not believe in the same things as Chrisitians and take all of said beliefs as a combination of a bunch of fictional stories (as I also think of the beliefs of other religions...), but you don't have to be an ass about it and attempt to make fun of us.

My Answer:
Sure, by your definition, he's a zombie. Frankly, I have no problem with that. I have better things to do than argue with you about something so stupid.

Calm down Civ, it's Easter! Have an egg!

I'm not an atheist, but I know that they don't care for the difference, and they're gonna say shit. Ignore them.

I know plenty of people (I'm one of them) who joke about Jesus and God and all other religions, sciences, philosophies, ect. and don't mean what they say! Religious people, who can laugh at Family Guy when they're making fun of religion. (I personally find Peter's father (step-father technically) hilarious, not because his character makes fun of Christianity, but because it's a very good depiction of very strict Catholics)

OH. MY. GOD. Did you seriously just do that Civ. Wow, way to fucking overreact you little girl. I wasn't making any kind of statement by posting a pic of Jesus as a zombie. Humor was what I was going for. Instead you go all literal on us by definition of zombie? What is wrong with you? Joking joke is joking. How you manged to get all butthurt about it and try and make it out into somekind of fuckin' religious argument is pathetic and just...I don't even know. Never did it cross my mind that anyone would react that way. But hey, this is the internet after all, so I guess it's to be expected.

Oh, and please, go with your plan and not respond. Cause I don't wanna hear it and I'm sure you and no one else he does either.

(I'm sorry but that actually did irritate me a little that you think that's what I actually meant)

PiEdude wrote:(I personally find Peter's father (step-father technically) hilarious, not because his character makes fun of Christianity, but because it's a very good depiction of very strict Catholics)

well everybody hates catholics...

CivBase wrote:Zombie... *facepalm*

Flamebait Answer:
Merriam-Webster Definition

a : the supernatural power that according to voodoo belief may enter into and reanimate a dead body
b : a will-less and speechless human in the West Indies capable only of automatic movement who is held to have died and been supernaturally reanimated

Jesus obviously isn't a reanimated body. The Christian belief is that Jesus spiritually rose from the dead and his body allegedly disappeared. I understand that you do not believe in the same things as Chrisitians and take all of said beliefs as a combination of a bunch of fictional stories (as I also think of the beliefs of other religions...), but you don't have to be an ass about it and attempt to make fun of us.

My Answer:
Sure, by your definition, he's a zombie. Frankly, I have no problem with that. I have better things to do than argue with you about something so stupid.

Until now I was quite certain that NT was the only one in the expanse of humanity that could ever try approaching Zombie Jesus with literal argument in mind. The term did not originate from a serious attempt to disprove Christianity but instead is a lighthearted comical phrase and is used as such. A post like the one you made, then, would only be necessary if NT was in this thread actually arguing Zombie Jesus, which he is not. None of the other posts made thus far have aimed to do so either. Therefore, I decree that you should fuck off and stop getting so butthurt over every comical remark made that might go against your position on the issue.