I haz magnetron

Took apart a really old microwave. Thinking about making a pew pew pew microwave gun... but since thats a bad idea im just thinking about making a little microwave zapper for the hell of it. Worried about screwing with it though because of the berylium oxide and the large amount of electricity that will be going through the thing. any ideas?



*** Copied from messages, plan of attack on NUTZ killer99 ***

Here is the plan

Involved

TCF Kasrkin Seath
WARP Uran
WARP Snake
(only one TCF... my clan sucks, lol)

I32:25:94:10
At this location is stationed most of Killer99's fleet
I will send my fleet to this location in 2 hours and 15 minutes after this message is sent once the rest of my fleet arrives.

I32:25:94:31
Here, in the same system as his fleet, are his carriers and a heavily defended base.
Uran and Snake, you will send your fleets here in 2 and a half hours after this message is sent.

The goal here is to eliminate his fleet and at least take this one planet. My fleet will serve as the meatshield and take most of the hits, I plan on eliminating his fleets over both planets. You two will come in to take care of whats left and capture the base if I fail.

Now, If I am successful in capturing the base, you two will send your fleets to
I32:25:86:20
The defenses there are lighter than the other target planet. It's next up on the chopping block.

There is no guarantee this will work, or that the fleets will survive the attack, but if it works we will have hit one of the stronger local nutz players pretty hard.

As for his other bases... these are the ones I know of
I32:25:71:20 Moderate defenses, currently has an outpost ship
I32:25:03:30 Good Defenses

If this is succusfull, maybe nearby WARP and TCF players will help contribute to the occupation of those last two bases in the region.

Time to chip away at the boulder, good luck.
/end corny morale booster

@ Uran, about the language thing, it's alright. What you have been saying makes sense so we should be fine with communication.

Oh God no...

make a pew pew microwave gun.

so you can melt peoples chocolate bar from a distance.

and blow up some bad guys at MNU headquarters.

KristallNacht wrote:make a pew pew microwave gun.

so you can melt peoples chocolate bar from a distance.

This is what would make the whole creation of a Microwave Gun worth it

well, if it was possible to do that(would need something like a MASER for that) you would probably fry people's brains at the same time, lol

I heard the conventional microwave was discovered when some guy working on microwave radiation noticed the chocolate bar in his pocket had melted. You know, the pocket next to his junk. Yowzah.

Ringleader wrote:and blow up some bad guys at MNU headquarters.

lol

In b4 Seath makes this gun:

"Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!"

I think it was this one:



And there was another one too, when they were infiltrating MNU HQ for the liquid.

Make one

and

use it to boil water in fashion

Well, if you DO make one, you can give people cancer from a distance AND you've invented a sterility gun!

cancer? more like just cook them from a distance

Radiation made by microwave (ovens) don't cause cancer.

microwave radition doesn't at all