Vampires Suck

THIS is a vampire movie I'd rather watch.

I'm watching that movie after I'm done watching Predators

Meh.

Funny, but I won't be watching it.
But when Breaking Dawn comes out... and all those little vampire fangirls are crowding the midnight release...

I'm going to lock the doors and thread "Shadow of the Vampire" into the projector.

Or you could just could let them watching Breaking Dawn. Directed by David Cronenberg

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

>.>

I'm a Twilight fan (more so the books than the movies but eh...) and I agreed to see this with my boyfriend on one condition...He has to watch New Moon in order to understand the humor that this movie is putting out. Even if he doesn't agree, I'll still fucking watch it just to shut him up, I'll just be laughing my ass off because I'll be the only one that will really get it and not him, HA HA! And plus I love a good laugh out of things I like such as the Not Another Teen Movie and Scary Movies and Epic Movie, etc, etc.

Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

Maeve wrote:

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

Maeve, we're fans of actual Vampires, not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

Gold Spartan wrote:

Maeve wrote:

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

Maeve, we're fans of actual Vampires, not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

I'm a fan of actual vampires too. I just like these vampires as well. And the ones that drink human blood are evil. Hence why the Cullens are on a "vegan" diet.

Gold Spartan wrote:not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

Since when are they a bundle of sticks? And they can't have babies...only if they impregnate a HUMAN...duh...Since when can't a real vampire swim? I'll admit, the sparkle-sparkle thing is really kinda weird...If Myers wanted to keep it traditional...Then she should have them go all splody in the sun ^^

Maeve wrote:"What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

There is no other semi-serious movie that screws over the reputation of classic Halloween monsters so horrifically. It's not that our minds aren't open, they just came to the conclusion that the story was bad.

Maeve wrote:*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

No, I'd respond "Because I get enjoy the thrill of adrenaline that comes when you are scared."

CivBase wrote:

Maeve wrote:"What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

There is no other semi-serious movie that screws over the reputation of classic Halloween monsters so horrifically. It's not that our mind is open, it came to the conclusion that the story was bad.

I'm not talking about the movies. I was mostly talking about the books. I thought the movies were okay but I wouldn't be that "crazy fangirl" and see them 50 times IN THE THEATERS. I loved the books, however, like with Harry Potter, has more in depth things that movies miss ALL THE TIME.

CivBase wrote:

Maeve wrote:*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

No, I'd respond "Because I get enjoy the thrill of adrenaline that comes when you are scared."

But see, I don't get that same response. I go into a horror movie with a skeptic mind and as I watch it I think, "Pfft...stupid..." and after the movie is done, I didn't once piss my pants out of pure fright. In fact...I laugh at those movies for being so stupid.

At least Harry Potter had a good story...

Maeve wrote:

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

No seriously I mean it. The books have a shitty, stupid, boring plot. Having an open mind is great.... but honestly that's not why I think you're defending it. Frankly, I think you have a thing for edward/jacob. FYI, yes, Jacob is verrrrryyyyyy hot.... but that's no reason to like the entire series!


If it's not cuz of that reason, and you ACTUALLY like it, then you may be "pants on head retarded"

Maeve wrote:

Gold Spartan wrote:

Maeve wrote:

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

Maeve, we're fans of actual Vampires, not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

I'm a fan of actual vampires too. I just like these vampires as well. And the ones that drink human blood are evil. Hence why the Cullens are on a "vegan" diet.

Ones that drink blood are not always evil. Tradionally, vampires require blood to be "sucked" in order to live and "feed" themselves. I don't how you can like these Vampires when they go against the established....."canon", to say the least.

Gold Spartan wrote:not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

Since when are they a bundle of sticks? And they can't have babies...only if they impregnate a HUMAN...duh...Since when can't a real vampire swim? I'll admit, the sparkle-sparkle thing is really kinda weird...If Myers wanted to keep it traditional...Then she should have them go all splody in the sun ^^

A vampire is the living dead though. It cannot "fuck" per say. It can live, but cannot get a woman pregnate since those would be well......gone. Sparkling makes no sense at all. It makes them look stupid, if anything complimenting. If Myers could write, then maybe we wouldn't have these problems or stupid ideas. But thats a maybe. It would have also worked out if they were regular vampires going by traditional rules and limits, with some changes in the books. A hopefully the complete burning of Breaking Dawn.......and for that matter, all of them.

Ruski wrote:

Maeve wrote:

Gold Spartan wrote:

Maeve wrote:

Gauz wrote:Why are you a twilight fan?

The books are also horrible...

Because in the back of my horrible messed up mind, I have a sensitive, creative, imaginary side that comes out and I wanted to read it after reading the back of the Twilight book that my friend had left at my house after a sleep over...>.>
Plus, I liked vampire movies and shit and I thought, "What the hell...I gotta keep an open mind"...Which is what YOU fucks need to do.

*EDIT* That's like me asking, "Why are you a horror movie fan? They are so fake and stupid..." Which you might respond, "Because I like them"

Maeve, we're fans of actual Vampires, not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

I'm a fan of actual vampires too. I just like these vampires as well. And the ones that drink human blood are evil. Hence why the Cullens are on a "vegan" diet.

Ones that drink blood are not always evil. Tradionally, vampires require blood to be "sucked" in order to live and "feed" themselves. I don't how you can like these Vampires when they go against the established....."canon", to say the least.

Gold Spartan wrote:not faggots that sparkle in the sun, can have babies, can swim in fucking water, and DON'T DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!!

Since when are they a bundle of sticks? And they can't have babies...only if they impregnate a HUMAN...duh...Since when can't a real vampire swim? I'll admit, the sparkle-sparkle thing is really kinda weird...If Myers wanted to keep it traditional...Then she should have them go all splody in the sun ^^

A vampire is the living dead though. It cannot "fuck" per say. It can live, but cannot get a woman pregnate since those would be well......gone. Sparkling makes no sense at all. It makes them look stupid, if anything complimenting. If Myers could write, then maybe we wouldn't have these problems or stupid ideas. But thats a maybe. It would have also worked out if they were regular vampires going by traditional rules and limits, with some changes in the books. A hopefully the complete burning of Breaking Dawn.......and for that matter, all of them.

"Living dead"...They can still "fuck" per say. A vampire is more living than say a zombie. At least a vampire would still have is dick and balls than would a zombie. You're comparing a vampire to, what I just said, a zombie. And what you are describing about the women, if you even bothered to read the books, would be with vampire + vampire. The male is still fully functional but since the female can not allow the child to grow inside of her, she is not able to reproduce. However, the human female is able to and with a fully functioning male...well...I think you know what will happen next.

What you call stupid would be her creativeness. Why diss on a creative mind? She wanted to go for something different and she got different. It's like me writing a fan-fic about FullMetal Alchemist but totally jacking up all the characters and story line. It would only appeal to a certain audience but not all of them.

Now you're being a dick about the books. You don't give them a chance. How about you try reading them instead of in acting a scene from The Day After Tomorrow and have a full book burning fuck fest? That's like me saying that just because I didn't like...let's say the Halo game, then I would hate the books and would want all of the books to be burned...without even giving it a chance to read. Considering that I really don't care for the game at all but at least I gave it a chance. Which is more than what you can say at this point *EDIT* about the Twilight books and movies.