BBJynne Wrote a Fantastic Paper

The depth of its meaning, and fresh new angles of language usage will astound you.

Original en español
El Cabello en el prado
El caballo está en el prado. El caballo es blanco y castaño. Le gusta correr en el prado. Se llama Juares. Juares es el caballo del señor Cervantes. El señor Cervantes es médico trabajador. A Juares le gusta el señor Cervantes. Juares es alto, guapo y grande. Come y bebe mucho en el día. Juares lleva al señor Cervantes. ¿dónde descansa? Juares no descansa en la casa del señor Cervantes, porque Juares es un caballo. Juares carreras en la mañana. Es un caballo bueno. Juares y el señor Certantez son de México. Juares no leer o escribe, porque es un caballo. ¿Cuántos años tiene el caballo? Tiene once años.

English Version
The Horse in the Meadow
The horse is in the meadow. The horse is white and brown. He likes walking in the meadow. His name is Juares. Juares is the horse of Mr. Cervantez. Mr. Cervantez is a working doctor. Juares likes Mr. Cervantez. Juares is tall, handsome and great. He eats and drinks much in the day. Juares carries Mr. Cervantez. Where does he rest? Juares does not rest in the house of Mr. Cervantez because Juares is a horse. Juares runs in the morning. He is a good horse. Juares and Mr. Certantez are from Mexico. Juares does not read or write because he is a horse. How old is the horse? He is 11.

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That is indeed one of the greatest papers of all time!

Stunning... Truly stunning...

good... now do it in french!

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Well, since you managed to wright that is Spanish (?) I guess that is quite impressive.

write it in swaheli O.o yes i know i cant spell

I don't know anything in kiswahili.

Do it in pig latin or in binary

No. Its beauty can best be experienced when reading in spanish. English was only provided because it is main language on this site.

Indeed.. truly remarkable paper.. Now do it in German

Do it in English but move every letter four to the right.

Gah, so much is lost in translation! My monolingualism is failing me once again!

fantastic?
yes

logical?
no

let me see...
guessing by the upside down question mark
and the clearly spanish name
as well as the following sentence:

"Juares and Mr. Certantez are from Mexico"

i can deduce that this paper, this fantastic paper,
is written specifically for a language class,
and that class is...


French!