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Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:05 pm







the best way to show you how terrible this movie is is through the Nostalgia Critic

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Gold Spartan on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:33 pm

I'm sorry, but After Last Season is worse.
I refuse to believe there is a movie worse than After Last Season.
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Vigil on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:38 pm

I concur.

A film that features a carboard MRI machine in an obvious bedroom of a normal suburban house and loves random cutting, can even beat the cinematic nightmare that is Tommy Wiseau.

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:42 pm

Post some videos of that movie

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Post by Gold Spartan on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:43 pm

Vigil wrote:I concur.

A film that features a carboard MRI machine in an obvious bedroom of a normal suburban house and loves random cutting, can even beat the cinematic nightmare that is Tommy Wiseau.
The worst part was that it had a 5 million dollar budget, and probably spent all of it on paper.
Well Avenged, Spoony had a riff of it, but it's been removed. And I don't feel like searching the interwebz for it.
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Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:46 pm

He is such a bad actor though how could anything be worse

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Post by Vigil on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:48 pm



THIS IS WORSE. Trust me

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Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:52 pm

I don't know that flower shop scene is impressively bad

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Post by Dud Doodoo on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:19 pm

Alien 3000...

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Post by Vigil on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:19 pm

Dragon Wars is a fair contender.

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Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:22 pm

Jesse you need to show me Alien 3000 please

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Gold Spartan on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:25 pm

Vigil wrote:

THIS IS WORSE. Trust me
It said high quality and I laughed. Razz


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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by TNine on Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:25 pm

The Last Airbender is the most horribad movie i've seen personally. It gets double points for having an amazing source material.
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by BBJynne on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:07 pm

Dinosaur is my least favorite movie.

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Rotaretilbo on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:25 pm

Let's not forget about Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. ;)

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:36 pm

bad but not terrible

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Divine Virus on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:50 pm

Not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Avenged on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:59 pm

But still pretty bad but I have to say Shia labouf really saved it

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Carlos Spicyweiner on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:11 pm

Shouldn't this thread be in Media...? Anyway, the Transformers movies are awful. Also, I saw The Road today, and my dear God, that is the most depressing movie I have ever seen. I about wanted to kill myself by the end. Those are some of the worst I've seen.
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by BBJynne on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:28 pm

Carlos Spicyweiner wrote:Shouldn't this thread be in Media...? Anyway, the Transformers movies are awful. Also, I saw The Road today, and my dear God, that is the most depressing movie I have ever seen. I about wanted to kill myself by the end. Those are some of the worst I've seen.
Road is really depressing and somewhat boring, but I wouldn't call it a terribly bad movie because of that.

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Nocbl2 on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:44 pm

Babylon babies.

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:37 pm

"End Game"

Plotholes plotholes plotholes...
And bad acting too.

Of course, we need some of the usual contenders for the list.
Battlefield Earth
OK. This one is bad. Really really bad. Take a sordid book from a Z-list author, give it a massive budget, and get the people who slavishly worship him to make it. And make it even dumber. I mean, come ON! The Bad Guys are belonging all our base for our gold... AND THEY OVERLOOK FORT KNOX!


As for Scientologist Subliminal Messaging, here's a quote from Duncan Campbell.
"The only subliminal voice I could detect came about 10 minutes into this 121-minute film and it seemed to be saying Leeeaaave thisssss cinemmmaaa nooow"

And more from Roger Ebert.
"Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive. I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies."

Oh, and from the guy who wrote the original script, at his Razzie acceptance speech...
"I’d like to end with three quotes about Battlefield Earth that touched me very deeply:

The critic for The New York Times said, “Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race. And after seeing this movie-- I’m all for it!”

The Banana Daily wrote; “I’d like to call the movie a train wreck, but that’s not really fair to a train wrecks, because people actually want to watch a train wreck.”

And my favorite quote of all: “This is worst fucking piece of shit movie I’ve ever seen in my enter fucking life.” That quote was from my mother."
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Vigil on Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:29 am



The line that killed Travota's career.

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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Rasq'uire'laskar on Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:20 am

Travolting, isn't it?
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Re: The Worst Movie ever made

Post by Ringleader on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:50 am

I've already made this thread, about the same movie even.
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