Beat That Fail !

Whatchaa Do Is You Name An Epic Fail, but you gotta beat the one abovee it. ill start !

I Was At H.E.B today with my brother waiting on my dad to come pick us up, and i got bored and decited to go look at the pumpkins. so i went by them found this cool one and tryed to pick it up, and when i picked it up like 6 of them went rolling across the pavement.....i kinda thought they where gunna all just fall...

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You^

That guy^ most epic one right there

No but seriously, I heard one today on the radio about comedian Ralphie May...

And here it is:

(HMG Celebrity News) – Some guys are just naturally funny, even when they’re not trying to be. Rotund comedian Ralphie May, who knows something about self-deprecating humor, is probably gonna be talking about this story the next time he does standup. Ralphie was traveling in Guam, waiting for his luggage, and couldn’t resist walking up to a cute shepherd mix dog to pet it. The dog obligingly sat down, which Ralphie thought was a good thing, but it really wasn’t. When a second dog approached and it sat down too, Ralphie was thinking “these dogs love me they can tell I’m a dog person.” Well not so much, as the dogs were trained drug sniffers, and sitting indicates to the handler that they have found drugs. Ralphie had ‘inadvertently’ packed his medical marijuana with him. Ralphie told TMZ that, “the customs agents said they knew I didn’t mean to smuggle drugs into Guam cause no drug smuggler would be stupid enough to walk up to the dogs and pet them.” Apparently no arrest was made.

Jamie's grammar and spelling

me, XD

I showed /b/ to 11 year olds as a plan to get them to fuck off.

Now they love it, and won't stop bugging me for more /b/