Merry Christmas!

My christmas has ended =(

how?

christmas has only been going for 9 hours in japan

Its only been Xmas for 1 hour in UK...

Merry Christmas guys!

I may not post that often but im still here!

JumpingJet wrote:Its only been Xmas for 1 hour in UK...

Merry Christmas guys!

I may not post that often but im still here!

heh, i know.
Merry christmas all!

@Thane: Are you a fellow UK'er?

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Dud Doodoo wrote:.

Cool Story Bro...

to anyone who is on the noghtie list



they get Red Army in there country

Spoiler:

my Merry Christmas is in the trailer

What the fuck was that?

It was a cold night, December 24th to be exact, Santa was making his flight over the Middle East, delivering gifts to the children. All of a sudden The sleigh was struck with an RPG, and Rudolph took an AK round to the hoof.

Santa yelled "Holy ho ho ho!" The sleigh slammed into a mud building, Santa climbed out, with dirt all over him, he wandered away from the wreckage, still carrying billions of gifts somehow.

He was dizzy, and was still in pain from the crash.

Suddenly a large US Army helicopter flew over him, and picked him up.

After that, the Helicopter did a strafing run on a Taliban camp, Santa was like "Ho Ho Ho. Take that!" And hit the insurgeant over the head with a bag of coal.

Then the helicopter flew all over the world and delivered its precsious cargo to billions of good children.

Then Santa and his new Army buddies flew over enemy airspace and were shot down trying to deliver presents.

A squad of highly trained Navy SEALs was deployed, and rescued Santa, who then got ammo as a gift from Santa.

They got back into the new Helicopter and started giving gifts out again, when fliying over Russia, a random MiG came and was all like "BOOM BLAM BLOPITY" and shot old Santa down again.

Then he was brainwashed by the Russian to spy, and was givin a new name, Santa Vladmir the 25th Of December, the Third. We shall call him SVT25OD,TT.

He was flying to a random country and got shot down, AGAIN, and was like I quit, he ran all the way back to Russia and retired. He then continued giving gifts away and won the game, his Present Delivered-Present Lost Ratio was like +5 billion.

Then he got banned for hacking, wow, that was one Christmas Eve.


did this because i was bored

Merry Christmas Everyone!