Merry Christmas!

Christmas in two hours...


We're with the family on the East coast. I'm still on PST.

You know that bag of Santa's? It's technically a Bag of Holding: It has infinite capacity inside a 120-liter burlap sack. A sub-universe within the confines of the jute fibers.

Having shot down Santa somewhere over Canada using an RPG-7 and the NORAD Santa tracker, we recovered the bag, emptied it of presents (No mean feat. You can't just turn it upside-down and shake it.) and attempted to turn it inside out, to see what would happen.
The results were that nothing was observed. The universes switched but retained relative size and spacing in relation to the surface of the bag. In essence, our Universe was condensed to the space of 120 liters, as described around the bag, but all our measuring instruments were internal, and shrunk along with the rest of the universe.

Using quantum tunneling to rearrange the fibers in four dimensions of space-time, my staff is about to reassemble the bag into a Klein Bottle. The calculations are, as of yet, incomplete. However, my lead Theoretical Bistromathematician is of the opinion that the best place to watch the resulting fireworks is the nearby Andromeda Galaxy. "Not far enough" in his words, but close enough to see all the pretty lights.

Christmas Special goes up tomorrow.

Merry Christmas...

I wanna know what everyone else got for Christmas.


Me:
I got $270
This shirt
My bro got L4D2, so practically, I got L4D2.
Crap load of sugar.
New Mic.
A Book.

Also my bro got a this shirt

Merry Christmas!!!

I got this droid

i got SC-II... installing now

and ME 1 and 2

At first I was gonna say I didn't get anything, but then I realized I did get a thing or two.

I got The Pacific box set, Medal of Honor, and MGS4.

Now I have to stay up late (christmas is almost over here) so I can call my parents on skype for their christmas morning.

My presents:

Half of DS2 preorder payed off.
Call of duty: Black ops
Supreme commander 2
Mass effect 2
A Tribe Alcatel Phone
20$ gift card to best buy
More to come as well since I haven't visited my Grandparents ^.^

KristallNacht wrote:At first I was gonna say I didn't get anything, but then I realized I did get a thing or two.

I got The Pacific box set, Medal of Honor, and MGS4.

Now I have to stay up late (christmas is almost over here) so I can call my parents on skype for their christmas morning.

The Pacific is good. Feels like you're there.

Nocbl2 wrote:

KristallNacht wrote:At first I was gonna say I didn't get anything, but then I realized I did get a thing or two.

I got The Pacific box set, Medal of Honor, and MGS4.

Now I have to stay up late (christmas is almost over here) so I can call my parents on skype for their christmas morning.

The Pacific is good. Feels like you're there.

Band of Brothers is better. Anyways:

Finnish 1940 Mosin Nagant with Bayonet
Inception
WWII movies from 1945
Some WWII books
Tom Clancy's New Book
22" LCD TV
Some sweatshirts
A School hoddie with an ACDC reference
A Pink Floyd shirt and Jimi Hendrix shirt
Wallet
Headphones
Encyclopedia of Music: 50's to 00's
The Beatles (Book)

Socks

Sweater

Money



...............im getting old

I hear ya. I got pretty much the same stuff...

KristallNacht wrote:Now I have to stay up late (christmas is almost over here) so I can call my parents on skype for their christmas morning.

Awwwwww, he does have a heart